January 8, 2009
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1 I wrote this wonderful DN yesterday morning, fully fresh and ready to deliver slices of cantaluope, watermelon, and purple grapes.
2 Sadly, that DN somehow found an escape valve, and scurried away to the dismay of us all.
3 So it goes.
4 Honestly, it was brief, stupid, and filled with non-essentials, and therefore, pretty awesome.
5 So strange. Like I wrote it in the morning and it magically had almost thirty items.
6 I thought I was the COOLEST yesterday morning, because I had written this G-R-R-R-R-E-A-T DN first thing in the morning, so all I had to do yesterday was to write a few new things and then conk out on the couch.
7 Wrong.
8 When I got home yesterday I popped online only to find that everything I had written had disappeared!
9 Horrors!
10 Nah, not really, but it was pretty annoying that it had simply vanished, especially since I knew all day that it was a fun piece.
11 And honestly, if you held a gun to my head I would not be able to tell you what the heck it was about.
12 Ah vell!
13 Like most people in 2009, I got home and conked out pretty quickly. We're going through the end of the first semester, which generally translates to grading papers, looking over records, and wishing we were anywhere but where we are.
14 I had such a stressful day that I left everything in the TOOOOONDRA and hit the couch early.
15 Felt great except that I awakened at 11:30 p.m.
16 I went online to retrieve that DN that was so fun, and it never saved, so all apologies.
17 Ah, what the heck.
18 Such is life in 2009.
19 So this guy somehow got there for you, and for that I am forever grateful.
20 Hopefully it will all come back. I'm quite certain that you can trust me on that one.
21 Meanwhile, just humor the old guy.
22 We do get wiser, trust me.
23 But we also get stupider.
24 To the point of...um...was there a point?
25 Yes.
26 And you could put a hat on it.
27 Live life, guys, I'm tellin' ya.
28 Oh.
29 And love life.
30 Peace.
~H~
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