December 20, 2007

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    santa 1 believe

    1  I figured out that the real Santa Claus is at Eastridge.

    2  If you can get over there it's definitely worth looking.

    3  I SWEAR it's him.

    4  Ha.

    5  You don't believe me, do you? Well, sometimes it seems he's everywhere this time of the year.

    6  Yesterday this teacher who LOOKS like a thinner version of Santa Claus gave me an ornament at a secret Santa party.

    7  Actuallly it was TWO ornaments. I unwrapped the first, and it was this beautiful silver 2007.

    8  Well it LOOKS silver anyway.

    9  Then I opened the second.

    10 It was a glass angel that said one word: Believe.

    11 I looked up and he was wearing a Santa hat. He has white hair and a white beard, so naturally I loved it.

    12  I also found an extra LCD projector behind a cabinet the other day.

    13  Wound up setting up It's a Wonderful Life for my Honors kids. Hey kids. I got you class sets so you don't have to carry books to class anymore, and guess what?

    14  When I slid the whiteboard over, this guitar amp and LCD projector was just sitting right where I put the books.

    15  They were all talking and such, as is their wont this time of the year.

    16  I just kept babbling the way you do, things like, "Huh? What is this LAPTOP doing in this cabinet? What's going on here?"

    17  I slowly set up the film, but only one or two students even noticed.

    18  Sometimes you take being ignored to the next level.

    19  Eventually the entire class noticed that a film was being set up for them.

    20  A student finally asked, "Mr. H, are we going to see a movie today?"

    21  I stopped, waited for complete silence, and said, "And what do you think? That I could just pull a movie out of my back pocket?"

    22  And bam.

    23  Haha. LOVED it. I told them that because they worked so hard this semester that I was going to introduce them to a classic.

    24  Buffalo girls wontcha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight...

    25  One last thing.

    26  On the same secret Santa party, I had drawn the head of the English Department's name.

    27  I got her a snazzily cozy hat and scarf with dingle balls, but on my gift card envelope, I put a picture of Stonehenge.

    28  Underneath the pic I wrote the words, "English rocks."

    29  Haha. M'bad.

    30  Believe.

    31  Peace on Earth.

    ~H~

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