March 3, 2009
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1 Yep. That was our school on the news last night.
2 Huge meeting, lots of emotions, a whole bunch of poker faces.
3 I stayed, then finally had to hit the road.
4 Once home, I had to stay up until all hours finishing an assignment. Pretty exciting, huh?
5 Fortunately, Nicole looked up and asked me if I had seen the creepy M & M's commercials, in which a green M & M seems to be a bit too sexy.
6 I haven't seen that commercial, but I do remember years ago the rumor that green M & M's made people horny.
7 Hey, it's PROBABLY an urban myth!
8 And Nicole challenged me to put that in the DN, so Nick, here ya go!
9 And check out THIS guy:
10 Or girl, not sure which.
11 One thing is certain: if I wanted to find more out about all of this, I found around five or six different sources, which is about five or six more sources than I could find about recent research in testing accommodations for English Language Learners, which tells me more about the state of our stupidity than anything I could have invented.
12 The M & M articles were easy to access, easy to cite, and easy to stick into a bibliography.
13 The more important research is nearly impossible to garner. My head turned into a bowling ball last night trying to find all that out.
14 As a joke, I decided to write a 1700-word research paper on green M & M's just to see what my professor would do.
15 The guy wrote back and wanted me to come in as the new Dean.
16 Nah.
17 I THOUGHT of doing that, lemme tellya.
18 I keep getting F's from those rogues for using terms like "lemme" and "tellya".
19 I just shot a ha-UGE ring finger right up into the sky.
20 Hey, nuthin' wrong wid dat.
21 Moving On: Did I hear that Kurt Warner is SERIOUSLY considering coming over to the 49ers?
22 Singletary will scare him off. My prediction.
23 Have you seen the Letterman Singletary spots?
24 Hilarious.
25 Moving on, Part 2: How com you always run out of toilet paper at inopportune times? Last night at midnight I was informed by Caitlin that we were down to our last roll.
26 Fortunately, she is the most prepared person on this good Earth, and pulled out a nice spare, just in case.
27 Still, it looked like I had to do another of many midnight runs.
28 Let me rephrase that.
29 M'bad.
30 Enough of this madness.
31 Immina go.
32 "It was so cold last night that the hookers in Time's Square had a night of
'Fat Guys Free.' "
---David Letterman33 Now I'd REALLY better go.
34 I can't even remember why, even though it was only 10 numbers ago.
35 So I'm out.
36 Peace.
~H~
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