October 28, 2004
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The Daily News
1 SOX!!!!!
2 Ya gotta love it!!
3 Nice of the Cardinals to show up for the Series.
4 Yeesh.
5 But what a great thing for everybody in America. A dream for anyone who has ever participated in any sport, and especially for all baseball fans. Just amazing, and the exact reason that I think baseball is the greatest sport ever invented.
6 Moving along, I took a look at my ridiculous schedule, and I seem to be doing an almost perfect job of getting absolutely everyone around me pee-yoed. I've made a career out of doing that. Working my butt off for everyone and his brother, and then having people pee-yoed, no matter how hard I work. It's sort of my destiny, I imagine.
7 I imagine.
8 Pee-yoed.
9 I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING, YEAH SOX!!!!! Sorry. Moving forward...
9 Well, gosh, oh dear! Was that the Band sounding all pumped up and solid? You guys are starting to rock! Rev it up, looks like the Big Cats are marching into town next week.
10 Yesterday, the small piano <is that thing a "spindel"?> was examined by the pie-anny guy, who diagnosed the patient as "50-50". Sad stuff. From what I've heard, one of the "G" keys was broken, probably by either a vandal, or just by someone who got a little klutzy, and now the whole thing is shaky. It got glued and all, so here's hoping the glue will do the trick. Meanwhile, we all wait, patiently...poor little guy...
11 Spirit Week is just around the corner. I look to the Sophomores, and I remember two years ago how exciting it was going first. We all gathered together, and in the wee hours of a Monday morning, amid the fog and mist, we created a jungle, complete with jungle sounds, drums, and Fleetwood Mac's great song, Tusk!, complete with backing by the USC Marching Band, to get us out on the steps. One of my most memorable mornings ever. We were cold, wet, and attacked with all we had, which was a whole bunch of very spirited sophomores who were cold, hungry, but warm with smiles and fun.
12 In the political spectrum, looks like John Kerry could immediately jump on the bandwagon, and line up with a total winner from Massachusettes. Meanwhile, while John is holding up Sox hats and making jokes about the last President to preside over a World Champion Boston team, absentee ballots have mysteriously disappeared in Florida.
13 The Dynasty knows how to keep their power, and they will. They got in originally in '63, and there's LOTS of evidence to point that way, moved stealthily through the back streets and lots of the nation, and rigging most of the elections for the past thirty-two years. Every time you lift a rock, out climbs a Texan with a huge hat.
14 See? I just got a WHOLE bunch of people pee-oed. Perhaps it's because I READ, and have studied this stuff pretty carefully, and refuse mainstream sources. Just trace all elections since the coup d'etat on JFK, and you'll see readily just what has been going on.
15 It's called simple research, not "conspiracy theory". But who bothers lifting a book?
16 So if you get pee-oed reading this, get pee-oed at yourself for not studying things more carefully, or blindly following what mommy and daddy want. I'm going to go with facts and intelligence. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
17 I think I'll just slip out, stealthily, and report back to Langley. They already think I've popped off a little too much.
18 And yeah, SOX!!! People in Boston; it's your time to shine!
19 Peace.
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