March 14, 2013






  • The Daily News

    1   I’m pretty sure Pope Francis will be one of my favorite popes.

    2   Unlike many others, I take Poping quite seriously.

    3   Some people aren’t very Popesque. 

    4    I’m interested in a Pope who chose a name that is both a talking donkey AND Sinatra’s real name. 

    5   He has chosen the best name ever.

    6   I remember being younger and my friends wondering why we never get more interesting names for Popes.

    7   We had a running gag that there has never been a Pope Gary, for instance.

    8   I mean, the guy has to think about his Pope name. Who gets to do that? We all can change our names, but who HAS to change their name because they got a new job?

    9   If you became Pope, what name would you choose?

    10  And how come in the entire history of Pope-ism have we never had a female Pope?

    11  Imagine.
    12  Pope Susie. Or Pope Sandy. “Look at me I’m Pope Sandy!”

    13  Ain’t happenin’.

    14   Pope Francis is probably the closest we’ll ever get to a woman’s name. 

    15   Why would the guy choose a name like Francis?

    16   I approach this topic as an expert. 

    17   My middle name is Francis. I don’t know if I was named after St. Francis of Assisi, my favorite saint, or Frank Sinatra. Or Francis the Talking Mule.

    18   There are rumors that I was named after a guy named Beano, but that’s a family secret.

    19  I sure as hell hope not. 

    20  If that were the case, and I somehow became Pope, imagine the outrage if I said, “Boys, I wanna be called Pope Beano.”

    21  I was actually named after my father’s brother, who died in the war. I wear that handle proudly.

    22  Some drunk relative or other told me the Beano story at some party or other.

    23  That woulda been cool though. I have no idea how a guy gets to be Pope in the first place.

    24  He has to be a follower. 

    25  And he has to like wearing strange garments and ridiculously tall, neck-breaking hats. 

    26   That alone would be enough to drive a guy crazy.

    27   He has to believe that there are creepy guys hanging out in every nook and cranny where he lives. 

    28   He must be unaware that his bank has a history of ridiculous corruption.

    29   Allow me to let this leak out: the Vatican is perhaps the most corrupt entity on the planet. 

    30  I KNOW. I KNOW. I’ve nothing against Catholics, I do believe in something much bigger, and I respect everyone’s religious beliefs. The Vatican, on the other hand, is corrupt beyond anyone’s imagination. 

    31   I’m always amazed at people who get all flustered any time I make a bold statement like that. 

    32   Learn to read. You don’t have to go very far. Read David Yallop’s scary book In God’s Name. Just Google it if you are short on time.

    33   It blows the lid off all this tomfoolery. It is an investigative report into the murder of Pope John Paul I, and reveals the entire corrupt boushit that has been the Popecy since the dawn of man. 

    34  Ladies and Gents, the Vatican bank and its entire history is one of massive corruption that has resulted in the killing of lots of people. 

    35  The Vatican helped literally thousands of Nazi’s escape persecution. Google Nazi rat line.

    36   It is not a nice place. 

    37   Never mind the mini-scandals we see surrounding this mysterious change of Popes. 

    38   That’s just smoke and mirrors. 

    39   The Vatican is a world business. And it is a corrupt world business. A sudden change in Pope’s deserves at least one question: Why?

    40   If you don’t like that I say that, then stay ignorant. It is a pretty important question.

    41   Most people who read and have any sense of intelligence would know most of this. It was even brought up several times in the Godfather trilogy.

    42   Just Google Yallop’s book. It was a blockbuster to me. It is called In God’s Name. Or Google these names: Paul Marchinkus. Licio Gelli. Roberto Calvi. The Banco Ambrosiano scandal. Here is a link to Marchinkus that might get you started:


    43   So the smoke-and-mirrors nonsense this past week made me laugh. 

    44   Sinful. The Vatican has a new puppet.

    45   So if I throw a few laughs at all of that silliness and phony baloney stuff, I’m sorry. I can’t get past the history of corruption and fascism that has not really even been covered up. It’s out there; people just don’t want to believe it.  

    46  Just educate yourself. This is not a “conspiracy theory.” Look into it. 

    47  It’s painful, but it must be exposed. 

    48  It won’t. 

    49  When a Pope steps down, or is stepped down might be a better way of putting it, somebody who is replacing him is a puppet who is probably being steered by corrupt financiers who enjoy roomfuls of untaxed  monies.

    50  There is an agenda, especially if it has happened this swiftly.

    51   There is a reason that when John Paul I “passed away” that Marchinkus, the Vatican banker, mysteriously disappeared. 

    52   Bodies started falling off buildings, and guys who committed suicide were found with two bullet holes to the head. Calvi was found hanging from Blackfriar’s Bridge in London.

    53   So sorry. 

    54   I’m not buying into any of this stuff. Something fishy is happening as we speak. 

    55   Just educate yourself. I have mentioned in here before that the Papacy is very much like the home of Scrooge McDuck. Somewhere there is a vault where you could go off a diving board and jump into gold. 

    56   There’s massive history, and massive evidence. Sorry to burst your bubble. Educate yourself. 

    57   Still friends?

    58   Hitler wasn’t nice.

    59   Neither are these guys. They share his values. 
    60   So I’m not celebrating. 

    61   I’m just wondering what just happened. 

    62   As intelligent people, we all should.

    63   Gottago. But take a look. Google P2. It’s a doorway. Just don’t be ignorant. Read. Be literate. It’s all there. 

    64   See you again.

    65   Peace.

    ~H~



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