May 23, 2012
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1 My job today is to report to Raging Waters at 9 a.m.
2 I gotta love it.
3 Hmmm.
4 I got an email last week saying, “On Wednesday you are to report to Raging Waters at 9 a.m.”
5 I’ve never had a job that has demanded that I go have fun.
6 I knew there was a reason I liked this profession.
7 So let’s see. Checklist: Sunscreen, shades, pirate towel, Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, shorts, bottle water. I think I’m good.
8 What a grueling job.
9 I haven’t been there in ages. I always loved its rustic charm.
10 I’m supervising seniors today. Hopefully all will go well. I am on fun duty from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. then I’m home.
11 Ridiculous pressure.
12 Ah vell. If you’re in the neighborhood, I’ll probably be floating around on a tube. I might do some speed rides, but relaxing in the sun sounds just fine to me. No pictures.
13 Every time I see a picture of myself I’m in transition from human being to horse.
14 A part of me wants to bring a computer and do grades.
15 The other part of me says, “Uh…no?”
16 My main thing is to travel light.
17 Yeah.
18 Just like I do in Tahoe.
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20 That reminds me.
21 Shopping list: two Malibu kayaks.
22 Okay, so I don’t travel light. Sue me.
23 I will try to though.
24 I don’t really need two kayaks today.
25 Maybe a fishin’ pole?
26 I fished at Cunningham one time.
27 I caught a line of duck poop.
28 Nah, no fishing pole. That place is nasty.
29 Dayum.
30 It’s in the fiva a.m. and I’m stressing about taking a mini vay-cay.
31 That’s Facebook slang for “vacation.” Nobody talks normal anymore.
32 It’s cray-cray. That means it’s nuts.
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34 Timmeh!
35 Stickin’ by you man.
36 Okay, so obviously I need my rest if I’m going to stress RW for five hours.
37 So I gotta get me some serious shut-eye. I’ll keep this ‘un short.
38 Catch you on the reebz.
39 Have a great day.
40 Peace.
~H
