December 2, 2011
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1 Questions.
2 Is Dianne Feinstein still news?
3 Is today "Dress Disney" day at school?
4 Is today Friday?
5 Did I really get away with two days of puns and no fruits or vegetables thrown?
6 If people wanted not to get me messy, could they have thrown a package of Bear Creek Soup?
7 Abraham Lincoln. FDR. Dwight D. Eisenhower. JFK. Would any of these presidents have ignored the OWS peeps?
8 Scarier. What would Reagan, Bush, or Bush have done?
9 Was I just elected a union assembly rep?
10 Did Dmitri Landeza Garcia really arrive on 11/21/11 at 3 a.m. coming in at 7lbs, 1 oz. and 19.5"?
11 Is today Friday?
12 Is today really December 2?
13 Did I really become a thousandaire on Wednesday?
14 Is a radio version of It's a Wonderful Life really being staged at the Theatre on the Square through December 18? Tabard? Ten bucks?
15 Did they really have wind warnings canceled and then forget to tell the wind?
16 Is today Friday?
17 Was Raiders' linebacker Rolando McClain really arrested for putting a gun up to a guy's head and firing it next to his ear?
18 Was he REALLY hugely smiling at the camera when he was arrested?
19 Are the 49ers really on the verge of clinching?
20 Is there really a basketball season?
21 Did the Sharks' offense really show up last night?
22 Is today Friday?
23 Is my son-in-law Josh really a potential vice-presidential candidate?
24 Is Obama still our President?
25 Is Christmas-in-the-Park really back?
26 Did a guy on the radio just tell me that he had an offer I couldn't refuse?
27 Did Jim Hensen really deny that the characters Bert and Ernie were not stolen from It's a Wonderful Life?
28 Am I still the world's best quack journalist?
29 Did I once write an entire analysis of Antigone and call it "Antigoni", like she was a noodle?
30 Did I really have a weak lesson plan last week and tell my student's it was "Bud Lite"?
31 Did they really buy it and laugh?
32 Is today Friday?
33 Celebrate.
34 Peace.
~H~
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