April 20, 2011
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SHARRRRRKS!!!
The Daily News
1 SHARKS!!! Ya tryin' to KILL us?
2 Am I allowed to say it?
3 Torture!
4 Just an INCREDIBLE game.
5 So...you don't dig four-zip holes anymore?
6 K?
7 I swear it's like trying to teach a stubbornly moronic kid.
8 Still, we'll take it, especially when scoring came from everywhere. Crazy, amazing victory. Pure madness, and EPIC!
9 I hope the Sharks take this deep into the playoffs like another Bay Area team did last year.
10 This was monumental.
11 At least I hope.
12 Let's just love it for what it is.
13 Bad craziness.
14 I gotta give up sports, man.
15 Seriously.
16 Moving on. Part the First: Is somebody joking?
17 Donald Trump for President?
18 When I wasn't looking?
19 I'd rather have Donald Duck.
20 First off, Trump is an ass.
21 Second, his voice irritates.
22 Third, he would out-distance George Washington for worst hairdo in Presidential history.
23 That popped up on MSN or AOL or something the other day and I just laughed.
24 Honestly, I can't really LOOK at the guy for more than three seconds.
25 There are certain "celebs" who do that to me.
26 Besides, that critter gives me the heebz.
27 Him running seriously for President is downright frightening.
28 Millionaire egomaniac with obvious issues.
29 Welp, it wouldn't be the first time.
30 I was goofing the other day on this thought: ANYONE who wants to be President of the United States has to have issues way deeper than the worst of us.
31 But Trump?
32 Are ya kiddin' me?
33 Just scary.
34 Moving on, Part the Second: Most interesting Pitch of the Month Besides Lincecum's Change-up: Denny's All Things Bacon.
35 What a dirty trick to pull on a healthy America.
36 I have a confession to make.
37 I LOVE bacon.
38 I have just alienated every healthy person on the planet.
39 And anyone who loves pigs.
40 Honestly.
41 On the other hand, the commercials sound so tempting.
42 I'd never make it as a vegan anyway. I've tried.
43 I inevitably cave.
44 Anyway, I don't know if I can honestly lay off that pitch.
45 I should boycott Denny's for that promo.
46 <sigh>
47 Nothing like self-loathing at 5 a.m.
48 Maybe I could sneak out and have myself some breakfast.
49 <basketball buzzer>
50 I'd be much better off going back to sleep, awakening in an hour, having some oatmeal and honey, and then heading off to do whatever it is I do.
51 So g'night everybody.
52 And good morning.
53 Way to go Sharks. Thanks for a classic.
54 Peace.
~H~
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