Month: October 2010

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    a a a barbara billingsley  

    The Daily News

    1   So...Barbara Billingsley walks into a bar...

    2   The inimitable June Cleaver.

    3    America's REAL Sweetheart.

    4    Sooooo sad...

    5    I don't know about you, but I'm a little worried about the Beaver.

    6    The ulitmate Mom.

    7     She based her character on my own Mom, btw.

    8     Whew.

    9     Moving on, Part the First: Did anyone else just LOVE yesterday's weather?

    10   I loved the rain.

    11   I went out to my backyard, and checked to make sure all my flowers and plants were enjoying things. They smiled, like little Disney cartoons. My head had Bach playing. Everything looked lush and colorful. Fantasia in Autumn.

    12   It was so refreshing!

    13   And the patio I built stood strong; glad that I had spent all summer laying it out. And there are STILL cool, wet, and refreshed Beatles in my garden!

    14   Moving on, Part the Second:  Did I mention the Giants yet?

    15   It will always arrive a bit late, since I write the DN prior to the games.

    16   In a way, it's nice, because I could enjoy things like the rain, the garden, and the plants.

    17   It rained. It will probably rain again tonight.

    18   There are times when I look up at the rain and feel it is somehow anointing the Fall season.

    19   Ahhh, nice.

    20   So...

    21   Maybe I won't mention the Giants.

    22   They got out-pitched. The bullpen anyway.

    23   I'll take a split in Philly. It really was flat bats and a sloppy play.

    24   Happens.

    25   You didn't REALLY think they were going to win this whole thing in four games now, did you?

    26   Frankly, I didn't mind at all. I just loved most everything about yesterday.

    27   The Niners beat the Raiders, but not until both teams got tired of trying to beat themselves.

    28   Being a lifelong Niner fan, I guess I enjoyed it. But that team still needs some major changes for its fans. I watched Al Davis and company beat up their fans for the past few years to the point that I actually felt sorry for them.

    29   That's what the Niner ownership has done this year. Alex Smith is still a small-time, overpaid, overrated quarterback. Singletary remains arguably the worst coach in franchise history. And as a lifelong fan, I am still frustrated with all of their idiocy.

    30   I liked winning, I imagine. But a simple look at the Giants organization will show the difference between a team that is trending up, and a team that is basically a joke.

    31   Ah, I don't want to talk sports anymore.

    32   The Giants miracle season has dominated half my life, and teaching the other half the past seven months. Did I say seven? Yup. Don't stop believing.

    33   This past weekend I was able to enjoy with family. Caitlin came home, and we had laugh after laugh, as always. They all took off to the Half Moon Bay pumpkin fest, while I sat in the garden grading papers, watching an old Sinatra flick called Suddenly on my laptop.

    34   We all met up on Saturday at my Dad's to watch the Giants whoop the Phillies. I haven't seen Dad in a while, so it was awesome! He's looking pretty good too!

    35  And then yesterday Nicole and I took out this eight-foot school table and co-lesson planned out our weeks. We sat side-by-side planning, just like a couple of colleagues.

    36   So this week looks pretty organized and nice. I got a LOT of stuff done.

    37   For those out there still doing the college thing, it was like turning the corner on a couple of midterms. I still have more midterms and finals to face, but for the first time all year, I feel I have a little breathing room.

    38   No night gigs, no supervision, and even a Monday without baseball!

    39   Yesterday's lovely rains splashed through my entire life, and brought a sort of peace and coolness to a long, hot, muggy season.

    40   Everything seems clear and bright.

    41   I'm really looking forward to this entire week. Colors are vivid, the air is fresh and cool, and I'm ready.

    42   Have a grand Monday, everybody.

    43   Fly low.

    44   Peace.

    ~H~

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    a a a his girl friday

     The DailyNews

    1   It's FRIDEEEEEEEEE!!!

    2   Ah, I'm a Friday dude.

    3   I consider Frideeeeeeeee the grandest day of the week.

    4   I'm guessing my Cali crowd probably throws hats off to that notion.

    5   Do I need to list reasons?

    6   Okay, I will!

    7   Frideeeeeeeees are days in which everybody just wants to get ready to chill, and to escape all the boushit that happens during the week.

    8   Rhodes' scholar here.

    9   So let's all just zip it up,and blow this whole week right out the back burners!

    10  Yup!  ; )  <------------sideways winky dude.

    11  Work and school just eat up our time, in voracious amounts.

    12  Time to tell all of it where to get off.

    13  It's FRIDEEEEEEEEE, and I'm ready to put this week behind.

    14  And so are YOU!!! Let's DO THIS!!!!! Yippppeeeeeeee!!!!

    15  Moving on, Part the First: I have so much more to share, but right now, I'm down for relaxing and enjoying family and friends.

    16  I SO wish the same to you.

    17  On my end, I have the Giants/Phillies game on Saturday night. Now that the euphoria of the Atlanta series has settled, we stare down the toughest hombres in the National League. Little scared, but the Giants are going in like the Daltons, so it's gonna be interesting, especially Lincecum vs. Doc Halladay. You see, the wild west imagery all through this series. Gonna be a gunfight, that's for sure.

    18   At the same time, we also have the Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Fest, which runs this weekend.

    19   Oh, there are others, but the HMB gig just charms.

    20   The traffic getting there requires getting up early, so that you aren't sitting in traffic on the historically awesome Highway 92. That place will stand still by 11 a.m.

    21   Coming in from Highway 1 makes much more sense, so if you're getting ideas of going, then come up that way.

    22   Trade secret: there is a Burger King just west (towards the ocean) that has parking.

    23   The walk is easy, and the parking virtually free.

    24   There is ALSO an art and wine dealy at Treasure Island in San Francisco. I've never done it, but it sounds awesome.

    25    Personally, I would strongly recommend the HMB Pumpkin festival, because if you ask me, Half Moon Bay is underrated, and always has been.

    26   Either way, I'm probably not going to be able to do either. I STILL have much too much grading to do this weekend.

    27   Still, the temptation is extreme, because the HMB festival always has amazing art, great music, great food, great wine, and a quaint town where you might just duck into a small restaurant, or enjoy a walk to the ocean, just to get your love of life purified.

    28   So I don't know.

    29   Also, on a personal level, my Dad lives a stone's throw from HMB, so I could do the festival AND enjoy the Giants/Phillies at his house afterwards.

    30   'Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished!

    31   Well, it's been a lonnnnnng week, and I'm ready for whatever this October weekend might bring.

    32   Last night, after the volleyball game, I went to Lucky's by my school to pick up a coupla things before heading home.

    33   The volleyball game ran WAY late, so I found myself exhausted to an almost hallucinogenic state.

    34   I bought some orange juice, my current drink of choice, and some other small items, and proceeded to the checkout.

    35   At 8:45 at night, Lucky's had a Super Bowl crowd grabbing booze, food, and magazines. It boggled the mind. Who the heck shops at 8:45 on a THURSDAY night?

    36   Miscreants and morons, for one. Me for another. I find that I'm both.

    37   Anyway, when I appoached the checkout, I found a line that was small and easy.

    38   I put whatever I had on the counter, and then proceeded to see all the unhealthy stuff others were buying: chips, dips, booze, boushit, lettuce, and Hostess health foods.

    39   I rolled my eyes.

    40   When I got to the checkout, someone said, "Heidi..."

    41    I immediately looked at my checker's name, and truly, it was "Heide".

    42    Close enought.

    43    It's Tober, and I am quite susceptible to coincidences.

    44    I have absolutely no doubt that the weekend will bring many interesting coincidences. Stay tuned.

    45    So I'm gonna jet outta here, and let the cards fall where they may.

    46    I hope beyond hope that some amazing things rock my world this weekend.

    47    I wish nothing less of you.

    48    Enjoy yer Frideeeeee. May your hopes and dreams all come true.

    49    Live life.

    50    Love life.

    51    Peace.

    ~H~

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  • Chilean Rescue, Yes on Measure I, Save our Schools!

    a a a chilean rescue 2

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    1   So thirty-three Chilean miners were rescued from what unfolded as almost a tragedy beyond our comprehension.

    2   Well let's hear it for the rescue efforts, and celebrate, at least for now, the safety of those miners.

    3   Towards the end,  nearly 2,000 people watched as one-by-one those who were trapped made it to the top. Millions watched on teevee, Facebook, Twitter, and all the rest of it.

    4   I'm told that the rescue op took over sixty-nine days.

    5   My reports stipulate that all thirty-three people were rescued yesterday.

    6   This is wonderful news, wondertul news!

    7   Of course there are already backstories, as we speak.

    8   One sort of "gossipy" story involved a man who had TWO wimmenz rooting for his survival.

    9   One was NOT his mother.

    10  Can you EVEN imagine?

    11  I'm convinced that the other one was just an old friend from third grade.

    12   If that guy has any brains, he'll take quick advantage of his fifteen, and go on talk shows, sell his story, and retire in peace.

    13    Run, Forrest, run!

    14    Poor bastid.

    15   Oh, those are the stories that we get each and every day.

    16   Moving on, Part the First: Nothing like a massive heat wave to motivate.

    17   I actually got off early yesterday, but within seconds, another teacher flew into my room and talked teaching with me for almost two hours. My plan was actually to get home, pull out things that needed grading, and do a marathon.

    18   Instead, I flew to the supermarket for groceries, headed to Starbuck's, and finally got home. No air conditioning, but a lotta shade helped.

    19   Got out to the garden and made a much-needed watering, cooked, ate, watched a little Glee, and then moved to the puter to hammer out today's DN.

    20   I started at around 7:30, and awakened at 11 p.m. finding I had conked out from exhaustion AT the computer. I fell asleep in my hand.

    21   Can't seem to keep up this year; I think it started with me two weeks behind, and I have not stopped working perhaps since August.

    22   Two nights this week have me at volleyball games for supervision. I'm still surrounded by massive amounts of papers, so I can't even get out to see people and spend time with family or friends.

    23   Sorry, just grousing.

    24   The other side of me is pretty happy; that teacher who came in was pretty impressed with how much work I've put in this year. Cutbacks certainly affected my classes. It's a long story, but I have practically been writing my own dictionaries and running off my own books.

    25   Support services are down to the bare minimums. I'm teaching a "support" class that has no direction nor materials. Fortunately, it has a small class size, and I really love my class, only because they are a handful.

    26   Ah, that stuff's probably pretty boring to the layperson. As a teacher who takes the  profession seriously, I work longer and harder hours this year than I ever have. I'm spending long weekend hours not seeing people and not being able to spend any time whatsoever with family and friends.

    27   It gets frustrating, because my complete focus this year is to turn teaching into an art. I've spent long hours staying on top of daily lessons and grading papers, but it is certainly beginning to take its toll on my social life.

    28   Professionally, I feel I have been all over my game, putting in all sorts of extra hours for the students, and trying with everything I have to keep the lessons up to date and on target.

    29   But sometimes when I'm leaving campus at around 9 p.m., I ask myself why I'm working SO much. A lot of times the TOOOOOONDRA is one of the last cars in the parking lot.

    30   I guess some people just pour everything they can into their profession.

    31   I've had tremendous success so far, but I can't help feeling that a lot of other teachers manage to get by working half the time, or even a quarter of the time.

    32   Even when I'm watching sports, I have mounds of papers I grade in between pitches. I feel the students get a sense of it, but I'm not sure they understand just how much I do.

    33   I'm not trying to grouse here; I'm just a bit frustrated. It's nice knowing I'm going in to each day fully energized and prepared, and able to throw my entire being into my work. And at times, I feel that I'm a mad artist, trying to make every second as good as I can.

    34   I've been organized, fun, humorous, and totally on my game all year, but I'm starting to see that it's only October and I'm completely exhausted when I get home.

    35   This week I have had to supervise two volleyball games, and the school play is this weekend. So three nights I'm staying down there 'til all hours. I have no idea how I used to direct plays AND manage class advising, as well as co-advising ATFNL.

    36   I've taken all that love and condensed it to becoming a simple classroom teacher.

    37   I know the writing and reading skills of nearly every student, and I am constantly changing strategies to make every single class work. It's truly an amazing profession when examined intricately.

    38   And yet, I'm really loving being a bit older, and by accepted definition, wiser in so many ways. Because of the hours I pour in, I can only say that teaching has become a painting. There are days that are frustrating. There are days that climb all over me. But most days are dazzling, and when I put that last touch on a class, almost beyond belief. I love, for example, that I have Care Bear band aids.

    39   Not much, but a great touch. Attention to detail. Massive fun and surprises, and we are JUST beginning to move into ghosts, haunts, Heidi, legends, the Golden Age of Greece, etc. I've already loved most of the year, and now the fun stuff begins!

    40  It's just...

    41  It was a bit of a wake-up call when I fell asleep in my hand last night. I literally slept at the computer for almost three hours!

    42  And tonight I have to supervise a volleyball game, meaning I get to work at 8 a.m. and leave at 8 p.m. People who think teachers are lucky because they have summers off don't realize that we work almost two extra months in hours during the school year.

    43  Honestly, it all evens out. I seldom have guilt in the summer when I'm totally coasting and everyone else is working. No guilt whatsoever. But man, when it's on, it's on.

    44   I guess that's enough grousing for one night. I ran into a great friend, one of our awesome custodians named Vernon last night at Safeway. He's an enormous Giants' fan, and we talked and laughed about the season. He has missed school because his wife is going through some health issues, and he too was exhausted.

    45   It put a lot of this in perspective. So today I'm going to try to plow through a ton of papers, do a Socratic Seminar in my classes, and then work on getting caught up. The paper chase needs to slow down, just a little, and I need more time for family and friends.

    46   It's been an amazing school year so far, quite successful. But I think this prolonged heat has squeezed a lot out of me, and I'm ready to relax.

    47   Anyway, that's about it for grousing. Thanks for lending an ear. I don't think people really understand what is happening at schools right now. A LOT of the over-work is because they have cut back on support in so many areas. These people were hired for a REASON, and not having a full-time book room person, for example, has had an enormous impact on my classroom.

    48   Long story, but two counselors. Think of that. TWO counselors for 2,700 students. And they are amazing. But parents expect the same services, and we just don't have the people or the time.

    49  It's disgraceful what we have done to education.

    50   Vote Yes on I, by the way. It will give us more monies so that we might be able to hire back some of the amazing people we have lost. And tell everyone you know to do that.

    51   Meanwhile, I'm going to go back to sleep. This computer is lolling me...

    52  Again, thanks for listening.

    53   Support education.

    54   Yeesh.

    55   Peace.

    ~H~

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    1   <Awakening, as if from a dream> Whaaaaaaaaa...
     
    2    I had a dream last night.
     
    3    I may be still dreaming.
     
    4    It began with the Giants beating the Braves to move to the National League Championship Series against the Phillies.
     
    5   But then everything turned blurry. Suddenly, we had Mickey Mouse dressed as a wizard, glitter and wonder, and a fog machine turning the evening into a whirling vortex of deep blue skies, of twinkling stars, and of magic wands.
     
    6   When this all clears, we are now in California. There are two vague, sleepy people who seem to be running for some office or other.
     
    7   One is a businesswoman named "Whiteman".
     
    8    The other is some balding eagle named "Brown".
     
    9    This dream took place on Columbus Day, fergawdzsakes! Or so it seemed...
     
    10   In the haziness and incense smoke of the dream, I spun, and had no idea who Whiteman and Brown even were...
     
    11   I had, in the dream, drunk a dram of a mystical drink called Nepenthe, which brings surcease of sorrow to the one lucky enough to engage in a holistic quaff, that is...
     
    12  My head swirled!  Then it drifted...it drifted to an email from my daughter Caitlin admonishing me for calling the Murph and Mac Show on KNBR "Murph and Mike". Are
    ya kiddin' me? I KNEW that Caitlin, and the visions fall deeply into a deep slumber that took me to yet darker visions washing up on my own Plutonic shore...
     
    13  I saw visions that kept coming back telling me to vote Brown, and not Whiteman.
     
    14  We shall see; we shall see.
     
    15  How can I tell you what I saw?
     
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    16  I travelled. I travelled so far that I put an extra "l" in "traveled".
     
    17  I travelled to a show called Castle. I witnessed this madness through one eye. Was this truly on, or was it all just a dream? It brought with it an evening of psychics, as well as a reference to Edgar Allan Poe.
     
    18    True! Though you may consider me a madman, listen!
     
    19   The misty visions I saw threw off swirls and colors, the like of which I've not seen in decades. Within seconds, things faded once more, and my third eye turned blind...
     
    20   Things mystified. Chilean miners were rescued, and a guy with extremely bad taste in pants grabbed a golf club and posed. Colorful birds flew off his pants...
     
    21   I thought I heard in the echoing corridors of thought someone sending me the message that the Niners were going to win their division, and that they were currently 5 and 0.
     
    22   They sent me visions of Jed York saying this all in devilish echoes.
     
    23    Again, the Giants faded in, with visions of Aubrey Huff chewing down on a rolled, brown cigaret and mumbling Clint Eastwoodisms to a disappearing television camera.
     
    24    He morphed into a Huff Daddy version of Butch Cassidy, and Pat Burrell appeared as the Sundance Kid.
     
    25    I thought to myself amid all this midfall madness, "Tis the work of the slithery Dibble hisself, mind all of ye!"
     
    26   I was suddenly thrust upon a ride, and I found myself on a small boat in Storybook Land, in Disneyland, CA.
     
    27   I was with my family, all safely in a small boat, moving through a river sided with grassy hills, wildflowers, and all things Mickey, a far cry from the great Plutonian shore. I heard the Oom-pah of a band somewhere in the distance.
     
    28   Suddenly, the music turned frantic. I stood up in the boat, and a fierce wave knocked me back into reality, or the lack thereof.
     
    29   I turned to see my wife and two beautiful daughters engaged in an harmonious, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
     
    30   I turned around only to see that all of us were inches away from MONSTRO, the selfsame whale who swallowed Geppetto.
     
    31   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
     
    32   I awoke.
     
    33   I saw that I had broken into a sweat.
     
    34   I quickly headed to the computer.
     
    35   I tried to roll some paper onto the roller, and then realized it was 2010!
     
    36   I laughed in a frenzy, completely out of my mind!
     
    37   I then called up the wonderfully familiar Xanga, and soon realized it was all some sort of mad Midfall Night's Dream.
     
    38   There is no real Whiteman running for office. In a way, I thanked God.
     
    39    Strangely, there IS a Brown.
     
    40    I vaguely remember that the Giants might REALLY be playing in what is this, October?
     
    41   Yes.
     
    42    There clearly was Nepenthe, and Poe truly did show up on a teevee show that was on while I tripped. It was called Castle. And it DID bring in Poe, for a microsecond, which, according to my muses, is one-millionth of a second.
     
    43    At this point in the proceedings, I lost my glasses for a brief second, and realized I had developed mystic dyslexia, and that I had  misread the 49ers record, which rolled frighteningly in the correct direction, that is to say, to 0 and 5.
     
    44   And yes, the correcton proved true! And yes! Jed York STILL did declare that the Niners would win their division! A FRIGHTENING moment in this nightmare before Christmas!
     
    45   At this point, I KNEW it was the drugs, perhaps the selfsame drugs that Herr York had quaffed prior to his IMBECILIC comments.
     
    46   The remainder of the vision, however, I embraced.
     
    47    Huff-Daddy.
     
    48    The entire gunslinger image of the Giants, and Butch and Sundance, and ladieeeez and gentlmenz, Don't Stop Believin'.
     
    49    I woke up with a massive brain strain.
     
    50   But I loved the entire Midfall Night's Dream, which need only an ass to bring it to life. 
     
    51   I stand before thee.
     
    52    It's Wednesday, people! Stop with the Bloody Marys and start with the champagne!!! The Giants are gonna win it all, in seven, according to Father Ponticelli, who is clearly one moon away from being a Supreme Being.
     
    53   And trust me, the Good Father would give him a ring on his moon alone, to the dismay of all other seraphs in the Heavenly skies.
     
    54   I'm done. October is far too weird for me. I'm awake at odd hours, chilled to the bone from the heat of the day that turned to midnight mugginess. I need a shot of Nepenthe in my root beer and Demerol. Then, and only then, will I find Truth. Meanwhile, raise a glass to the weirdest month of the year. And rest assured that all this was nothing more than a Midfall Night's Dream, and let us leave it at that. Bottom had nothing on this nonsense.
     
    55   Now go out and make it better.
     
    56  Peace.
     
    ~H~
     
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  •  a a a maddy 1 a a a maddy 2

    a a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giantsa a a circus 3 sf giants

    The Daily News

    1   O, Giants!!!

    2   Before last night's victory, some Giants' fan put this on Facebook:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVdbfyvwso

    3   Crazyuh guy.

    4   Just an amazing season, and now the Giants are one of two Naational League teams left in the race for the World Series.

    5    Amazingly, I actually fell asleep once they went ahead. Too much emotion. This was often my response all summer to their torture.

    6   Eventually, I awoke, knowing full well that our boyz had done it!

    7   That's pretty consistent with most anybody who has lived and died with this tortuous team.

    8   That guy's video summed a LOT of it up.

    9   We had a celebration last night that began perhaps a bit too early.

    10  Martinelli's sparkling cider could be dangerous to any sober fan.

    11  I actually found these  zebra-striped glasses that were orange and black at whatever Long's is now. They were parfait style with built in clear orange straws.

    12  Perfect tackiness for a party.

    13  Great game. When Cody Ross sent that home run into the seats to break up the No-No, I knew we had it. Still...the TORTURE had to continue. I haven't slept well in two nights, even though I'm still going to bed early. Restless nights. Brian Murphy of Murph and Mac in the Morning on KNBR said the same thing.

    14  I'd like to send kudos to the venerable Bobby Cox, the Braves' manager who tortured us SO much over the years. The Braves were some tough guys, hurt, limping, but fighting to the bitter end. And Bobby Cox retired after a career of giving us some great seasons.

    15   The '93 season was particularly torture, and the Bravos and their annoying Tomahawk Chop really worked me into a angry frenzy back then.

    16   Last night, I finally got my revenge. Those tomahawks literally went limp. My sister Linda said that they looked like they needed Cialus!

    17    Haha, I'm sure glad I didn't say it!

    18   Anyway, this is the ONLY news today.

    19   Our team advances, and everything else is on hold.

    20   I can't believe any of this, but if there's a Heaven, then we are all there.

    21   Toture.

    22   Ahhhhhhhhhhyesssssssssssniceeeee....

    23   Don't stop believin'. That crazy fan has it all down.

    24   The Bay Area is now poised to win an historic championship.

    25   We've all experienced teams that have gotten here, and the new Giants are now in line to bring it.

    26   And really, WHO is the National League's Rookie of the Year?

    27   One answer: Buster!

    28   Dude.

    29   Don't stop believin'.

    30    We need A's fans, Raiders' fans, Cal fans, Stanford fans, Sharks' fans, Warriors' fans, San Jose State fans, and any other team from our area's fans to step up and support this amazing team. Bunch of old gunslingers working with the hottest young arms in baseball. Throw in Huff and his Thong, Panda and his drool, Timmeh and his joints, Pat the Bat, and a skipper who knows how, and suddenly you are staring at the absolute possibility of the Giants going to the World Series. A year ago who woulda thunk?

    31    Dayum.

    32    Who knew?

    33    We are now perched, poised, tanned, rested, and ready.

    34    Bring it.

    35    That's my team. That's OUR team.

    36    That's the 2010 Gigantes.

    37     Don't stop believin'!

    38      Let's DO this!!!

    39      Peace.

    ~H~

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  • a a a circus 1 being for the benefit of mr. kite

    a a a girl on swing 1

    a a a circus 2 the one nines

     The Daily News

    1  Until the Giants are out of it, I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep up rooting for the Team of Torture.

    2  Shoulda won Friday, lost. Shoulda lost yesterday, won.

    3   Every single pitch is torture, but they somehow are one game from the NLCS. Brooks Conrad is now my favorite Atlanta player ever. Dude, three errors. Excellent work. Excellent work. Who's paying you? Well, thanks anyway, dude, for making 50,000 tomahawks go limp. It was a great sight! And then Timmmmmeh got sprung!

    4   Hey, did every single Bay Area team win yesterday?

    5   OH! That's right! As I write this on Sunday afternoon, the Niners haven't been able to bring their dog-and-pony circus to the front yet.

    6   Ah, I have no doubt they will lose, and that they will lose stupidly.

    7   So I'll just keep typing along so that I could put the DN to bed early tonight.

    8   Keep in mind, that while you are reading this on Monday, it gets hammered out on Sunday, and edited in the Morning. And I already KNOW the Niners will lose. And that they will lose stupidly.

    9   Whew.

    10   I'm cryptic like that.

    11   The game hasn't even started yet, and I already know how it will end.

    12   Some diva is butchering The Star-Spangled Banner. With all due respect, I have to wonder who her shuguh daddy is.

    13   If they have a flyover, I worry that the windows on the planes might break if they launch early.

    14   Just horrible. The Niners are clearly a franchise that appears to be trending down rapidly. Not fun to watch, since I've been a fan for a billion years.I even am now a partial owner of my Dad's season tix, so I officially have some contolling interest in a team that is out of control.

    15   Okay, it's now Monday morning. My good friend and confidant Brian Daley said yesterday, "The Niners had more turnovers than a bakery!" They are the most idiotic team in pro sports. I don't see wasting another minute of today's DN on them.

    16   Moving on, Part the First:  Remember last week when I told you about Amsterdam, and the nekkid wimminz swinging out of windows? If I may remind, the very next day a student left a can of Dr. Pepper on my desk. The label on the can had a patriotic American woman on a swing. I've once again pasted the identical pic above.

    17   What I didn't report was that on Friday morning, first thing, a student came in early to tell me the story of Dr. Pepper.

    18   While there are many theories about how Dr. Pepper got its name, the student told me that there was a place purportedly located in the Texas Panhandle called W.B.Morrison & Company Corner Drug Store, where in 1885 Dr. Pepper was first served.

    19   Naturally, there is controversy over how it all came about.

    20   The theory that the student told me was that W.B. Morrison named it Dr. Pepper after a guy named Dr. Charles T. Pepper, not from Texas, but from a place called Rural Retreat, Virginia, and that they named it Dr. Pepper so that Morrison could be given a blessing to marry the good doctor's daughter. The student ALSO told me that it very well might have been because the doctor gave Morrison his first job. History is a little vague in that area.

    21  This came the very morning after I had found the coincidental can. The student didn't even say, "Good morning." He took one look at the can and in an almost robotic fashion proceeded to tell me about the history of Dr. Pepper.

    22  He concluded with the words, "I know my soda."

    23   At first, I was blown away, because I didn't realize that the can was sitting in a cubicle right behind me. I simply spinning about the now amazing coincidence. I then looked and saw the can, so there WAS a reason for his talking about Dr. Pepper.

    24   Still, his amazing wealth of the history of the soda remained an interesting coincidence, at least to me. It is the time of year that incredible coincidences occur to me, and the entire Dr. Pepper thing was the THIRD in a series of coincidences, the first two of which I gave little attention to.

    25   And truly, it was 10/8/10, and then 10/10/10, all nines and ones.Numerologically, 10/8/10 = one plus eight = nine plus one = 10= a 1. Ten plus ten plus ten = a three, but we do have all ones in there. Ones and nines haunt the month of October, and they are always significant in my life.

    26   Interestingly, I read something about somebody named Heidi on Friday as well.

    27   Moving on, Part the Second: Speaking of Heidi, if you have attempted to visit ybdrama.com online, you might have noticed that the website no longer exists. I failed to pay for the thing, and sort of forgot it was around, so they discontinued my site. I'm hoping to restore it in the next week, because that website is the only one that has the entire story of Heidi, albeit in an unfinished post.

    28  I tried editing and keeping up, but Geocities kept acting up and making it difficult to edit. I upgraded, and it never gave me the upgrade, so I wound up just visiting it every now and again, like a grave that had weeds coming up through the stones.

    29  And last year, I had some almost frightening things happening with the entire Heidi thing anyway. I always like doing my Halloween stuff each year, but last year got a little TOO weird, and I wasn't sure I even wanted to go there this year.

    30  But yesterday I decided that the tradition should continue. Obviously the coincidences continue to this minute, and I heard the usual October clicks on the chairs in my room. I assure you that it is because of the weird temperature changes that happen every year at this time, but still...

    31  Last year was really strange, and I don't particularly want to go public with exactly why.

    32  But as always, I don't seek the coincidences; they KNOW where I am and happen almost daily.Here's something I haven't shared:

    33  One thing that anyone who knows me probably has noticed is the amazingly high amount of times that each time I park somewhere, another car will come up and park right next to me. Or when I go out to a parking lot after shopping, the person right next to me will always arrive at their car at exactly the same time.It's almost comical, in a Chaplinesque sort of fashion. But it happens nearly every single day.

    34   Like WAY more than the odds would allow. I think I mentioned here last year that one time I got to EV really early on a Saturday so that I could get a couple of tables for my daughter's graduation party a few years ago.  I got to EV WAY early, like six a.m., parked in the parking lot, and then another car pulled right next to me and parked. I am serious here! Six a.m. and the guy drives up and parks right next to me.Huge parking lot. Six a.m.

    35  If you have ever hung out with me for any amount of time, you'll notice that almost instantly. Someone is always pulling in right next to me, or leaving right next to me. It's uncanny. Happened twice today alone. My daughter Nicole will confirm this.

    36   AnywayZ...

    37   It's mid-October, and I didn't really even notice too much. got all my Poe stuff going, and we will proceed with Poe followed by ghosts, and hopefully, stories shared in the Theatre!

    38  I just can't believe it's October already.

    39  I mean, the Giants are STILL playing, and it's well into the month! The orange-and-black seems to work perfectly in October.

    40  Lovin' ya boyz!!! GREAT game yesterday, albeit TORTURE.

    41  Welp, that's about it for now. I'm gonna grab some sleep, then wake up and enjoy this week for all it's worth. I have volleyball games to supervise on Tuesday and Thursday, so I'll probably be dead by Friday. There's also a drama production the kids want me to go see this weekend.

    42  So lots going on, and miles to go before I sleep.

    43   You guys have a GREAT Monday.

    44    Fly low.

    45    And GO GIANTS!!!

    46    Peace.

    ~H~

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  •  TIMMMMMEHHH!!!!

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    1  TIMMMMMMMEHHHHHH!!!!

    2  Well! I MUST SAY!

    3  Lincecum strikes out FOURTEEN in a complete game shut-outI

    4   Nice start to the playoffs.

    5   AMAZING!!!!

    6   I don't want to say much more right now, because the feat itself does all the talking.

    7   But truly.

    8   Let's do it again tonight. I remember the '93 season when the Giants won 103 games and didn't even make it to the playoffs. We had to sit and listen to the OBNOXIOUS "Tomahawk Chop" through that agonizing season. My wish was always for us one day to get the ups on ATL and for OUR stadium to stand up and give them the "Tomahawk Chop".

    9   Well, I'm guessing that the panda hats, long hair hats, beards, orange towels, and even Huff thongs are probably just as idiotic and obnoxious.

    10  GOOD.

    11   Fine time.

    12   Beyond all that, the Giants continue to amaze me this summer. Or now, this fall.

    13   It's the only Bay Area sports team that looks like a legitimate winner. Even if we lose from here, we have won.

    14   And I'm going to enjoy every minute of it!

    15   Hey ATL! I have one word for you.

    16   TORTURE!

    17   Moving on, Part the First: Sticking with these Giants, because at this point, if you aren't watching, then you're missing out on one of the grandest times in Bay Area history.

    18   A little over a month ago, I thought Lincecum might have been washed up. I thought he may have peaked, and that his body probably threw all the pitches it could throw. I was feeling the poor guy's agony. For a moment, I thought he was possibly the proverbial flash in the pan.

    19  No more.

    20   Great game.

    21   I'd love to say a HECKUVA lot more, and actually had another entire DN written for today, but this story shook the entire planet last night.

    22   I heard that in New York, people were lined up outside of bars to watch our Giants.

    23   So I'm going to enjoy this for all it's worth!

    24   Unfortunately, I'm running out of time this morning, so I'm going to have to cut it short. I'll let this weekend's baseball talk. We could be on top of the world, or experiencing torture. Who knows?

    25   Who cares?

    26   It's right there for all of us to enjoy, so if you haven't yet, come joint the Giant party! It's really entertaining, and REAL!

    27   Well, I gotta bounce. I just want to send out a happy birthday to one of Lincecum's main heroes, John Lennon. Random, yes, but there IS a major connection.

    28   Okay everyone, enjoy your Friday!!!

    29    And GOOOOOOOOOOO GIANNNNNNNNNTSSSSS!!!!

    30    Peace.

    ~H~

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    1   I'm never sure where I'm gonna go with the DN when I begin, which is what makes it's nature what we in the business refer to as "tabula rasa".

    2   It means, "blank tablet". Or "Chicklets are underrated." Or "Is there a better cocktail than Demerol and root beer?

    3   At this time, I would advise planting tongue firmly in cheek.

    4   I think I must begin this DN with a coincidence that happened yesterday. Actually, several happened, but to be honest, I really can't remember the first two.

    5   But October tends to be a busy time for my incessant battle with coincidences, and what they possibly mean, which is usually interesting if they are a.) in October, and b.) during amazingly stressful times, or during significant moments in my life.

    6   The first two were so insignificant that I can't really lay them down here. I know that one had to do with some sentence I uttered early yesterday, and that some student said later in the day.

    7   I looked up, but when you have a bajillion coincidences happening in your life, you sort of let it roll.

    8   The second one includes an amusing story that happened at the volleyball game the other night.

    9   One of our administrators was totally exhausted, and almost ready to drop, since cutbacks have dumped every single issue into the lives of school administrators.

    10  Having been there, I totally understand a lot of what they have to do. Quite often they have to give up their entire lives for the school, and quite often, it's never enough.

    11  Anyway, arguably the best administrator at our school, Chantal Chatman, was relaxing at the volleyball game. She works harder than all of us put together, so on that alone, I give her major props.

    12  So she and my friend Wendy Jordan were talking along, and she eventually told me that her daughter was studying abroad in Amsterdam.

    13  She was absolutely stunned that Amesterdam was SO liberated and loose that they have legalized pot, liquor being served anywhere, any time, AND that it has naked wimminz SWINGING on SWINGS out of windows!

    15   Now I have never been to Amesterdam, but that image struck me, as well it may have struck you.

    16   I wanted a little clarification.

    17   So I asked her to clarify "swing". Did it mean that they were literally naked, and swininging on swings, like REAL swings, like on swing sets?

    18   Her answer: "YES!" She looked like someone had captured our village.

    19   My reply?

    20   "Whoa. Talk about studying a broad!"

    21  

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    22   Haha, ya gotta love it. I did.  ; )

    23   All three of us had a hearty laugh over that one, and the evening moved on.

    24   Yesterday during break, a buncha kids came and went, and when everything settled down, I went to give the room a once over.

    25   Among the paper clips, spit balls, rubber bands, and broken pencils was an empty can of Dr. Pepper.

    26   It had a picture of a woman swinging on a swing, almost the EXACT same image that Chantal had described, only clothed patriotically. It looked exactly like this ad:

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    27   And it was a COINCIDENCE!

    28   Not a strange coincidence, like finding an Uno card back stage, and then turning it over knowing ahead of time that it is a nine. It was actually like frivolous punctuation to a hearty laugh in the gym. Still, there it is.

    29   Moving on, Part the First: I wish I had more to share, but two nights in a row I have been down at the school past 9 p.m.

    30   But I would be bereft in my duties if I didn't give a nod of the cap to U.C. Berkeley's Wind Ensemble for coming all the way down to our Theatre last night and knocking us all out with their performance.

    31   Not to be out-performed, out own Evergreen Valley Wind Ensemble followed their amazing piece with three amazing pieces of their own.

    32   And in the end, BOTH of these incredible musical groups merged on OUR stage and jammed a wonderful piece. I wish I had the program at my fingertips; it was a sort of Barnum and Bailey circus piece.

    33  U.C. Berkeley and Evergreen Valley High School combined in a once-in-a lifetime jam, and the place went crazy. Standing ovation, and an incredible night for this Old Brown Shoe. So inspirational for both schools!

    34   Too bad I got home pretty late, because I really think I could have given all of y'all a blow-by-blow. The reality is that two of our ex-students played, and addressed the audience about how you could go to college and STILL give yourself wonderful things like music.

    35   I found myself standing instantly as BOTH bands finished spot on. It was an awesome moment in Evergreen's history.

    36   It might have been an awesome moment in Cal's history as well.

    37   The common denominator was incredible musicians, at any age, loving and playing their hearts out.

    38   It was one of those special things, and on our end, the students who weren't in the Wind Ensemble saw nothing but heroes. The music gods smiled down.

    39   And to me, the biggest hero last night was our own maestro, Steve Barnhill.

    40   Great night, and GREAT to be back in the lighting booth!

    41   I think that's it for today.

    42   Have a wonderful Thursday, and GO GIANTS! BEAT ATL!!!

    43   Peace, y'all!

    ~H~

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    1   Glee rocks.

    2   I'll leave it at that.

    3   It brought in the entire concept of God last night. The episode was called Grilled Cheesus, and began somewhat funny, but brought up some very real issues that reached into many homes.

    4   Really well done, if you ask me. Oh, a bit overly dramatic and emo, as the show could do, but really, some amazing moments.

    5   Good stuff. Keep going, Glee. You're SO on it so much of the time.

    6   The entire subject of God and religion always brings some of the most intelligent discussions one could have.

    7    It also brings some of the most engaging, and yes, often emotional discussions.

    8    Say what you will, that subject will always bring it.

    9    I'll step back. I have my own beliefs, and if you've spent even a year with the DN, they you probably know where I stand religiously, spiritually, or whatever one wishes to make it.

    10  Somehow, Glee brought a lot of that to the forefront last night.

    11  I liked it.

    12  Good stuff, no matter where you stand. Good stuff.

    13  An interesting sidebar: I walked into my garden last night, and saw a light cross on my fence, which is sort of grey and old.

    14  Did I see it as a sign?

    15   Ahhhhhhhhh nope. It's just a fence. It's just grilled cheese.

    16   I just saw it as a cross that got there by some scientifally causal reason. I went out a second time, and it was still there. Street lamp reflection? I don't know. I must say I did a bit of a metaphorical double-take.

    17   Still, I smiled, because of the coincidence with Glee, which as stated already, brought the subject of God, and what we believe, to the masses.

    18   I won't go to that debate, however. I may never. I dunno.

    19   Too busy trying to make sense of each day.

    20   But I do give props to the producers of Glee for an artistic and thought-provoking episode. If you haven't seen it, find someone who recorded it and watch. It definitely will touch a nerve.

    22   Moving on, Part the First:  If you didn't catch it on yesterday's Facebook, I'd love to share a cute story that happened to my daughter Nicoley yesterday.

    23   It came down the Facebook pike, so here it is. This is a true cut 'n paste coming directly from Miss Harrington's classroom yesterday:

    Student: Miss Harrington, my cousin was named after a book.

    Me: Oh yeah? What's her name?

    Student: Page.

    How do you NOT smile when this is who you get to talk to at work? 

    24   Ah, Wilderness! Ah, my beautiful daughter!  = )  <-----sideways proud papa smiley

    25   I LOVE that Nicoley is experiencing all the thousand natural shocks that teachers are heir to!  I LOVED that anecdote. I LOVE the daily stories. And Nicoley, you have made me LOVE teaching more than ever!!!

    26   It's no coincidence that Nicole spins some of the best anecdotes in the history of the profession. Lord knows, she heard me come home with stories upon stories upon stories.

    27   And yet, I find HER stories more engaging than some of the most famous in my entire career. Here's another story from Miss Harrington:

    Student <Pointing to Nicole's obvious flat stomach.>:  Miss Harrington, do you have a baby in there?

    Miss Harrington: No.

    Student <Pointing to the girl standing next to her.> She does.

    28   Haha, hilarious!

    29   Well, that's about enough nonsense for one day.

    30   There is sure to be more, each and every day.

    31    Stay tuned.

    32    Luv youse.

    33    Peace.

    ~H~

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    1  How and where do we start?

    2  Had a GOOD day, but Dancing With the Has-Beens seems to be ruling the night.

    3  Argh.

    4  Kurt Warner is teaching his daughter how to hold her pinky up while sipping, so I'll give the guy some love.

    5   Wait. There's rain and umbrellas in the dance, and all sorts of other folderol.

    6   But that song "Ya Had a Bad Day" is the dance he is dancing. He's all right, but dude, REALLY?

    7   Cute. But REALLY?

    8   Ah, shoot. They're talking "charm" and "I loved it", and I really think that the DN isn't quite ready for any of this silly nonsense.

    9   Ah, maybe 'cuz I'm still spinning from the Giants' amazing Show this entire season.

    10  I actually had a little time to watch the last few innings over again yesterday, and got to watch the Giants' celebration. I was busy trying to write a recommendation when all the hoop-la began. Nothing like watching genuine, real joy flying off your teevee screen.

    11  At one point, right after the win, when everything was totally insane, Amy Gutierrez, the Giants' female field announcer, pulled Timmy Lincecum aside and asked if he was ready to party.

    12  Lincecum, in an eternal slip, shouted into the mic, "FU#@K YEAH!"

    13  This went through the Giants' PA system, and echoed all the way to the Bay Bridge, and possibly made its way to Yosemite.

    14   That's grit, dude. Was I offended?

    15    Nope. Not for one second.

    16   It sounded perfectly natural, and everybody played it off. Lincy with the F bomb on natioanl teevee.

    17   Good times, good times.

    18   Moving on, Part the First: So it took no time for me to return to my classes.

    19   BTW, the expletive above somehow got hot as some website you could click on to. That's why it is underlined. I know not to underline quotes. Won't undo. Meh. Anyway, it may lead you to some strange website somewhere.

    20   The DN management neither supports nor encourages anything that website might encourage.

    21   Heck, I might even laugh.

    22   But truly, not interested.

    23  Hah!

    24   But anyone who has followed the team knows that Timmeh was just being Timmeh.

    25   Let's move on.

    26   Moving on, Part the Second: Do you keep trying to keep up with life these days, but there's ALWAYS something that stops you from getting done what you want to get done?

    27   Rhetorical question.

    28   I don't know about anyone else, but is SURE seems that our jobs, or our classes, or whatever, all seem to want to interfere with our normal lives.

    29   And the we are all broke! WTF?

    30   WTF. That means, "What fun!", right?

    31   FML.

    32   No wonder we have to abbreviate all that is truly important.

    33   We have become a nation of Facebookers, Tweeters, Twitterers, and Stumblers.

    34   How absurd!

    35   When was the last time any of us has had a chance to sit down with a good friend, and simply chill for hours on end?

    36   Rhetorical question number two.

    37   Do any of us remember just talking with another human being, and taking time to enjoy simple discourse?

    38   Right now, I have no time for anything THAT real.

    39   Too much to do.

    40    Our lives have come out of control, do you agree? Rhetorical question number three.

    41    Naturally, I feel it's all a conspiracy to keep us all isolated, and ridiculously tired ALL the time.

    42    I really feel it's time for us to bust out of this nonsense.

    43    Life's too short, and we are starting to push the important people in our lives aside for whatever "they" want us to do.

    44    Or, ah, I think I'll cut this short. I don't really believe any of that. Well, I do, but who cares?

    45    So yeah, I DO believe all of that, but I'm just too worn out to describe it here.

    46    Moving on, Part the Third: Did anyone notice that yesterday I butchered the spelling of Giants' Pat Burrell's name.

    47    I was exhausted when I wrote yesterday's DN, and first thing in the morning, I'll be honest with you, my jaw slacked, and I just typed anything.

    48    For the record, his name is "Pat Burrell". I also misspelled Dan Runzler's name. It's "Dan Runzler." I spelled it with an "S". My excuse is for Burrell, none, because he is an everyday player. For Runzler, none, even though he rarely gets in. All this after I boasted last week about being a good speller. Not when I have one eye open and one eye closed first thing in the morning. I can't spell my own name when I first awaken. I'm like Frankenstein on Demerol and root beer.

    49    Anyway, those are all the thoughts I have for today.

    50    Today I have to teach all day, and then supervise a volleyball game tonight.

    51    I'm struck dumb.

    52    Tomorrow I work lights for a music program featuring our amazing Wind Ensemble and the U.C. Berkeley's Wind Ensemble. Looking way forward to that one.

    53    Amazing. You might want to come out and enjoy the best music that will move through San Jose in quite a while. It's at our Theatre, 7 p.m. $3.00. I can't wait!

    54    Meanwhile, you all blast through yet another Tuesday, and give all ya got.

    55    That's all I got.

    56    Love you all, everything.

    57    Peace.

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