October 22, 2010
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Friday, October 22, 2010
1 O, Giants.2 Torture.3 All you needed to do last night was everything.4 You were home. You were up three games to one.5 You could have shown all the world what being classy was all about.6 But as always this season, you had to take the hard road.7 And now you travel back to Philly, clearly the most classless, ridiculous city in the entire United States, at least if we judge them by their moronic fan base.8 O, my Giants.9 Three simple runs.10 Torture.11 All you needed was to scratch a few runs in a few innings, and a miracle could have happened right here in the Bay Area.12 Instead, torture.13 My entire life has been on hold for around six months, dudes.14 I still have faith.15 The odds are still on your side.16 But yeesh. Shakedown Street. Torture.17 I need a miracle every day.18 Last night you showed all of us that you are mortal.19 We already knew that. Still hurts.20 O, Giants.21 You have brought the nightmare of the classless Philadelphia fans to the national stage.22 Please don't let this happen.23 We won't stop believing.24 O, Giants.25 We still believe in you.26 O, Giants.27 Why do you have to make it so hard?28 O, Giants.29 Save the world. Keep showing that class and cool rule.30 Torture.32 You WILL take it home on Saturday. We're all flying with you. All of us.33 You just will take it home Saturday. Game on.34 Kick the Phillies' asses, and fly home with the pennant.35 Peace.~H~
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