April 20, 2010
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The Daily News
1 Did you make it safely through Monday?
2 I sure did.
3 I wondered something last night.4 I'll be darned if I can remember what the heck I wondered, but that's sort of pandemic, if you ask me.
5 Ah, who knows?
6 It'll come to me, I swear to you.
7 Oh yeah!
8 I wondered how people who forget things somehow REMEMBER things in the middle of the night.
9 Well, I forgot that early at least. There is still the rest of the night to forget things, I think. I can't remember.
10 Moving on, Part the First: Are any of you as annoyed by weather guys as am I? Like the Merc News tells me it's gonna be dry for a coupla days, and then the radio news tells me otherwise, THEN the skies open up in Biblical proportions and dump buckets of water on us.
11 So these days I load up the TOOOOOONDRA with beach chairs and sunscreen, and then bring in a coat and an umbrella just in case I hit bad weather.
12 Hey!13 Dude.
14 It's reasonably late April.
15 It's ALMOST Earth Day, which is like one of those occasions that everybody knows should be much more relevant than it is, but it still almost is. Today is "4/20" dude.
16 I'll bet WAY more people know about "4/20" than they do Earth Day.
17 The only challenge is, they ALSO forget that today is "4/20".
18 Whatever THAT is.
19 Oh yeah.
20 It's like, "SMOKE POT DAY".
21 I KNEW that, but I don't smoke pot, so really, it's idiotic. I've hit an age where I feel perpetually forgetful and stupid all the time anyway. No need. I'd rather do active things, like giving to good causes, or watching the grass grow.
22 I just can't remember which causes I support. Or where my lawn is.
23 My pleasant senility keeps me from wanting to go anywhere NEAR pot.
24 I mean, why buy a cow when the milk's free, right? ; ) <-----sideways cool winky guy.
25 OHHHHHHHHHHHHH LORD.
26 Dear God.
27 That's the newest.
28 Dear God. That's the newest hip thing to say so you sound like you're cool, but sorta in disbelief about something. Dear God.
29 Dear God. Shouldn't that be followed by a letter? I would, in my head, except by the time I'd start writing, I'd have forgotten why I said it.
29 Moving on, Part the Second: A little bird told me that Kelsey Grammer and a buncha other "patriots" are launching a new teeeveeee network called RightNetwork.
30 The idea is to have a reality network about "patriots", involving angry white people and lots of red, white, and blue colors and flying flags.
31 So the Repubz might get their own network. That's fair. I think it's going to be called "The Jingoists". Just kidding. They already have their own network anyway. It's called "Fox". Hmmm. I wonder if they're going to have their own reality show?32
I imagine the opening credits being shot from the helicopter of Sarah Palin, who will be hanging on a ladder shooting moose from 12,000 feet, and her big, stupid smile looking up and cheesing at the camera. The background music could be Comin' to America. Kelsey Grammer could be the pilot. It's enough to make one shudder.33 Dear God.
34 How does any God-fearing American even BEGIN to put up with something THAT stupid: a political party having its own reality show.
35 Well, I guess they're just concerned that ordinary democrats are "liberals" and "Socialists", or borderline Communists just because they happen to disagree politically. This'll take care of them. It's a turkey shoot.36 Dear, dear God.
37
I'm so proud to have been born in San Francisco, and raised by liberal Kennedy democrats that I get annoyed by stuff like that. I'd feel the same way if the Democrats decided to have a reality network. And don't tell me they have CNN. Uh, no? That's planted, like so many other things. Rupert Murdoch controls most everything. He is chairman and CEO of News Corporation. Google him if you could stand to look at him. He's a high-powered conservative and wants America to think a certain way. It's downright scary the things News Corporation controls. Here is the link:
38 I'm also proud that I took the time to trace the history of American politics, and discovered that there is really no such things as Democrats OR Republicans.39 There are only the filthy rich, who killed JFK and took over, and still own us to this very minute. It was a simple political coup. It's not rocket science.
40 <whisperwhisper he's a madman whisper whisper> lol! <----Laughing Out Loud, or Lawdy, O Lawdy!
41 Haha, well, I really do believe that we are run and totally controlled by rich kajillionaires who keep us busy with their "Democrats" and "Republicans" boushit just so people will think we actually live in a democracy.
42 The only people who subscribe to that are the people who listen to extreme propaganda from both the left and the right. Amazingly, they are both pretty close to the real Truth.
43 The closer we come to the Truth, the more crazy we seem, whether we are left or right. But make no mistake. Our inability to think has been measured. Is there anybody past the age of 40 who DOESN'T see the massive drop in intelligence? If you're even slightly a democrat, you are a Socialist? Since when? Not when I was a kid.44 Truly, we are ALL left out, dude.
45 But SOMEBODY is into our lives, our freedom and our wallets.
46 And while we sit and argue about the "liberals" or the "patriots", the guys REALLY running this place are counting our coins and grinning at our stupidity.
47 Tea parties. I mean, REALLY.
48 We should all smoke joints today and then go home, spending nothing, you say you want a revolution.
49 Google anything having to do with the Bohemian Club. Google the Bush family's ties secret societies, Skull and Bones, and with Nazi's. Study what these bastardoS have been doing for years, and you'll start to get the true meaning of "patriotism". But please. Stop the blind belief that one way or the other is the right way. The only "right" way is to educate yourself. I'd begin with the Bush family history. I'd begin with Prescott Bush, and some of the slimy associates he consorted with. Begin there, and read all sides of issues. The truth will be immediately in your face.
50 Whew.
52 That's about enough from this Mad Hatter.
53 Believe in educating yourself, and READING, but reading all sides, and trusting sources that are at least beyond sound bytes and Tweets, or anything remotely associated with Murdoch. It'll be hard to find, but if it looks wacko, walk away. Educate yourself. Dear God.
54 Okay, this rant is over.
55 Use your intelligence, and make intelligent decisions. Look at both sides to issues, and THEN go on your rants. I of course, know darned well that I'm educated and studied, and have seen the change happen in America. We are now a nation of chowderheads.
56 Well, happy 4/20.
57 Yeesh.
58 And THAT, my friends, is Tuesday.
59 The fighter still remains.
59 Peace.
~H~
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