March 2, 2010
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MEET JAKE STUPIDHEAD!!!
The Daily News1 Tuesdays.2 We've been thru this.
3 Where do we even BEGIN?
4 Ah, I won't.
5 I'm experiencing a pretty darned good March so far.
6 Hope you are too.
7 Is it me, or did March come in pretty stealthily this year?
8 It's like suddenly March!
9 I think we were all goofing on the Olympics, so it was an awesome distraction, and all of a sudden, we are into the always interesting and enjoyable, at least to me, month of March.
10 AND there have been fool moons lately.
11 That was a deliberate play on the word "full".
12 Oh, how CLEVUH I am, right.
13 Haha, nothing like idiotic puns. Trust me, nuttin' clevuh about them.
14 Yeesh.
15 Holy mackeral.
16 Moving on, Part the First: The teevee seems to be showing me moments of that teevee show The Bachelor, with some guy named Jake and his Ruthless Brother starring.
17 Things like The Bachelor make my teevee a glorified lava lamp.
18 It's sort of like every now and again, when I'm completely bored, I watch this idiotic show from a distance, and then get back to tacking away at the DN.
19 This guy somehow lives in a place with a pool that generates sexy waves, and this Jake guy jumped in with some Barbie who was dumped, and instantly the two of them started gyrating with the waves in his pool.
20 Pretty soon, a whole buncha people started jumping in, as though the angels in heaven couldn't control themselves over this soulmate thing.
21 Weird, weird show.
22 The parents of this guy Jake, ALREADY worried about Jake's Ruthless Brother, asked the Barbie a few questions, and it was obvious to me that they hated every moment of it.
23 Then the Sisters of the Boy (SOB's) jumped in and clearly hated the Barbie girl.
24 World's stupidest show, almost bar none.
25 But when there is NO news, then the news is awesome. Consistent theme in the DN, sort of like the need to eliminate Tuesdays.
26 Well, I've probably culled enough news to make the DN somewhat worthwhile, I'm ready to throw in the towel, since it's Tuesday, a day that I fundamentally don't wish existed at all.
27 So once again, in the week when the grades deadline hovers, I shall gracefully bow out, turn off the idiotic lava lamp, and jump into headier things, like Brahms, or at least, of pondering the reasons for neckties.
28 My guess is that they protected shirts from food slop.
29 THAT'S how uneventful last night was.
30 Show your Tuesday today.
31 Of course, I LOVE the day.
32 So should you.
33 I'm keeping it short on purpose.
34 Have a decidedly lovely day. I sure as heck will.
35 Peace.
~H~
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