November 4, 2009
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A verily cryptic and mysterious Daily News the first part of which is in Comic Sans, which is a cryptic rearranging of Common Sense.
The Daily News
1 Ever just feel liberated? Felt that way instantly last night when I got home.2 Sometimes it takes something like a volleyball game, or some guy acting like an idiot to make you realize that you have it all over a lot of others.3 I didn’t intend for that to insult anyone, but really, just groups of people.4 I have returned!5 Ever have something start one way, reverse field on you, turn your time around, and end up giving you a life lesson?6 That clearly never happened to ME last night.7 Haha!8 So riddle me this: how does one go from some emo boushit to suddenly donning a practical crown without anything really significant happening except doing a little creative listening?9 One nice thing about getting older is that despite the cliche’, you ABSOLUTELY become wiser. The reason you do is that once you been there, you can make faster and more intelligent choices. When you’re younger, you have still to trip over your own foolishness. Old wins that one, and we don’t win too much, lemme tellya.10 In SO many ways, I’m counting blessings this night.11 I was about to say something RIDICULOUSLY stupid last night when I found a nine of clubs on the sidewalk. I screened it, and am forever grateful for the screening.12 Moving on: Do you like So You Think You Can Dance as much as I? This year isn’t as good as some year’s past, but it’s early, and I LOVE it.13 Here are a couple of cool dance quotes, the first one of which comes to us from my beautiful daughter Caitlin, who could only say that this was from a friend’s shirt, and I absolutely drink it like the proverbial cocktail. The shirt said this:“If dance were any easier, it would be football.”14 Ah, Performing Arts. Shawna, Ponch and I LOVED any quotes that would give coolness to our collective efforts. I distinctly recall this wonderful t-shirt, which pronounced quite proudly:“Life is hard. Then you dance.”15 Adam Shankman’s fall last night on So You Think You Can Dance articulated everything that sould be said about dance.16 Moving on, Part the Second: Just want our DN dailies to get what goes on each night, on a nightly basis. Sometimes I can figure and follow famously, and still other nights cause the antidote to insomnia.17 Yeesh.18 I saw more tonight than anything that could reverse the world. And to those involved, it looked perfectly normal.19 That item works either for or against so many, on so many levels. Maybe they will read this and “get it”, but I’m thinkin’ not.20 Some people must first deal with the Great Stupidity (hereverahfter deemed simply the “GS”. . .)21 It’s not a far cry from “BS” only much more clandestine.22 My research is done. I can see that idiocy and moronic behavior still steer things beyond what most can see.23 On “So You Think You Can Dance” it suddenly switched to Van Gogh, and a bit about Starry Night. I found a nine of clubs out on the streets last night, and right now, as we speak, So You Think You Can Dance has dancers dancing in front of a huge drop of…Starry Night. I listen to things like that. Others don’t. Well, fine.24 So yes. I must be an idiot, and YOU have the right ideas.25 Tell me.26 I love you lol.27 So….do you “get it”?28 Love all y’all,29 I haven’t much more to say except that life is for learning.30 I almost feel I finally learned.31 I’ll see ya tomorrow; enough learning for one night. I deserve a degree for how much I did learn last night.32 See ya soon. Love you.33 Peace.
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Walk On. Stay safe tonight.
There is nothing common about common sense.
