September 4, 2009
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1 Just thought I’d throw you into a whirlwind of sonic snorezzzzzz haha!
2 Anyone else dealing with the heat and ensuing sleepiness?
3 I made a Chinese fan out of a piece of paper I folded about sixteen different ways.
4 It was enough to beat the heat.
5 One student came up and said, “You need only 999 more Mistuh H!”
6 I looked at him like he had ten heads, and then realized that he was talkin’ cranes.
7 I guess I have to agree. Guy got serious game.
8 Moving on: I’m Lincecum, I’m pissed.
9 And that’s it for baseball, folks!
10 You know you’re in trouble when you hurry the DN so you could get back to Facebook.
11 I have NO idea why I’m startin’ to like FB, but I’m here for the ride, yo!
12 This can only get fun.
13 I imagine I’ll stay on FB for a stint.
14 Fun hearing from youngsters now older, and colleagues now smarter.
15 It’s just so hard to DO all the stuff that is asked of you.
16 Doesn’t matter, really, it’s the 21st Century means of communication, and I’m totally down, yo.
17 AnywayZ…I’m Lincecum, I’m pissed beyond pissed, but can’t tell anyone. Someone mail him the DN so he knows that at least ONE guy “gets it”.
18 Ladeeez and gentlemenz, DAVID CARRADINE!!!! GIVE IT UP!!!
19 Yeesh.
20 Carradine, in his prime, woulda made a GREAT Lincecum in The Tim Lincecum Story.
21 fffffffffffaaaaaaackyoooooooouuuuuuu!
22 Hey, it says, “fack” yo. I’m still a tremendnous role model lol!
23 The kidz think I’m in the CIA ennywayZZZZZZZ!
24 “Fack you” btw was this graffiti someone tagged on the good ol’ YB theatre a few years back.
25 Rat-a-tat tat.
26 Ah, reasons you shouldn’t be writing the DN at 4 a.m.
27 Good ol’ insomnia rearing it’s beautiful head.
28 Moving on, Motionless: Yes, the DN for today flies every which way. I started writing it as soon as I got home yesterday, but realized my headlight lamp was out on the TOOOOOONDRA, and that I needed things at the store. It was oneuhthose days that you keep going BACK out, which always irks me.
29 I kept coming back to the computer to write more; the Giants then lost yet another pitching gem by Lincecum, so by the time I sat down to do the DN, I was all outta sorts.
30 I kept writing little items, and then liked how random they sounded.
31 I rested on me laurels, and woke up at around 4 a.m. when some loud Martha Stewart wannabe woke me up telling me how to make pussywillows sing in your garden.
32 That’s the exact sorta thing that someone awakens to without an invite.
33 Not so bad. If I take this gal’s advice, I’m sure my pussywillows will be the crowning glory of my yard.
34 I can’t hardly wait.
35 For the record, I’m well aware that it’s properly “I can hardly wait”.
36 For what it’s worth, I don’t readlly care.
37 Ah, that’s enough of this nonsense. It’s Frideeeeeeee!!!! And I have lots to do, despite the fact that the Bay Bridge is closed.
38 Ah, excellent!
39 Someone was thinkin’. Labor Day is a PERFECT time to work on the bridge.
40 Yeesh.
41 Y’all have a great three-day. Hope ya visit all ya wants ta visit, and I hope y’all gets visited by all ya wants to get visited by. I hope y’all goes where yuz wishes, and I hope y’allz have a great end to the summer.
42 Happy landings, peace, love, and pussywillows, yo.
43 Live life, love life. Love all of youse, ya know.
44 Peace.
~H~
