1 WE'RE BAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!! 2 Ah, the DN. 3 What a summuhhhhh!!!! 4 Anyway, who gives a hoot anyway? WE'RE BAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!! 5 So...ah, wtf, welcome!!!! 6 Okay, school officially begins tomorrow. 7 I KNOW, I KNOW!!! 8 <do YOU have a FACEBOOK????> 9 WORK or SCHOOL or whatevuh has already started for billions of DN aficionados. 10 HA! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLYUNZZZZ!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 11 Anywho, I'm pretty excited about it and decided to report it here in the world's first blog, Xanga, My Space, Facebook, Twitter, or whatevuh. I insist I invented all this stuff, and NOW the entire UNIVERSE is writing thousands of DN's each day. 12 AND I absolutely LOVE that I am finally on this goofy-ass thing called Facebook. 13 Yeesh. 14 <"Yes!" sezzeee, "I DO have a Facebook!!! S-h-h-h-h-h-h..." > ; ) <-------goofy-ass wink> 15 I absolutely love hearing that someone has mastered the fine art of cutting toenails. 16 Or that the family dog stepped in a pool of ink.
17 Or that someone has finally devised the perfect hangover concoction (PHC). 18 Seriously. 19 Here is my own personal hangover remedy: don't drink anything that can create a hangover = no hangover. 20 Ah, it's a new year, ain't it? 21 How do ya compete wid all that quality? 22 Ya just keep up wid it. 23 That's the law. 24 AnywayZ... 25 The good ol' DN. 26 Goin' into its 14th season. 27 Just as idiotic and incapable as evuh. 28 School starts tomorrow. 29 I'm truly pumped! TRULY!!! <ackh! you DUNT belief me>. 30 <did I TELL you zat I ahve zee fess book, eh?> AND VUT DOOS I LOOOOOVEZ AH BOWT ZE FESS BOOK??????? 31 I Looooovez all ze e-mails, ze travels, ze loves, ze hates, ze veddingks, ze bebbees, ze buppies, ze updates, ze nail-cutting schedz. I FEEL ze lovez!!!! 32 Aight then, enuf of zat. 33 School's back; the DN's back, and life's good. Think I'll kick back and smile, and love, and hope to bring you the best in what education has to offer in 2009-10. And ZEES YEAR I HAB ZE TAHM!!! 34 Miles and miles of effective nonsense, I promise you. Here's a CLASSIC FB moment: 35 My cat is bored shitless. 36 Happy first day, at least for we ESUHSD folks. Happy Xanga. Happy My Space. Happy Facebook. Happy Twitter. Happy Foolishness. Happy Looooove! 37 There's a start. 38 Let's roll. 39 Peace. ~H~ | 
9 WORK or SCHOOL or whatevuh has already started for billions of DN aficionados.10 HA! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLYUNZZZZ!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11 Anywho, I'm pretty excited about it and decided to report it here in the world's first blog, Xanga, My Space, Facebook, Twitter, or whatevuh. I insist I invented all this stuff, and NOW the entire UNIVERSE is writing thousands of DN's each day.12 AND I absolutely LOVE that I am finally on this goofy-ass thing called Facebook.13 Yeesh.14 <"Yes!" sezzeee, "I DO have a Facebook!!! S-h-h-h-h-h-h..." > ; ) <-------goofy-ass wink>15 I absolutely love hearing that someone has mastered the fine art of cutting toenails.16 Or that the family dog stepped in a pool of ink.
18 Seriously.19 Here is my own personal hangover remedy:don't drink anything that can create a hangover = no hangover.20 Ah, it's a new year, ain't it?21 How do ya compete wid all that quality?22 Ya just keep up wid it.23 That's the law.24 AnywayZ...25 The good ol' DN.26 Goin' into its 14th season.27 Just as idiotic and incapable as evuh.28 School starts tomorrow.29 I'm truly pumped! TRULY!!! <ackh! you DUNT belief me>.30 <did I TELL you zat I ahve zee fess book, eh?> AND VUT DOOS I LOOOOOVEZ AH BOWT ZE FESS BOOK???????31 I Looooovez all ze e-mails, ze travels, ze loves, ze hates, ze veddingks, ze bebbees, ze buppies, ze updates, ze nail-cutting schedz. I FEEL ze lovez!!!!32 Aight then, enuf of zat.33 School's back; the DN's back, and life's good. Think I'll kick back and smile, and love, and hope to bring you the best in what education has to offer in 2009-10. And ZEES YEAR I HAB ZE TAHM!!!34 Miles and miles of effective nonsense, I promise you. Here's a CLASSIC FB moment:35 My cat is bored shitless.36 Happy first day, at least for we ESUHSD folks. Happy Xanga. Happy My Space. Happy Facebook. Happy Twitter. Happy Foolishness. Happy Looooove!37 There's a start.38 Let's roll.39 Peace.
~H~
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