Month: April 2009

  • a check 1 newsboy The Daily News

    1  What happened last night?

    2  I got home, made dinner, put everything else in life behind me, and put all things Randy Johnson ahead of me.

    3   Unfortunately I was also stressed beyond belief about normal life.

    4   I wound up conking our mid-game, and to this instant have little idea as to what occurred, but it sure as heck doesn't sound too dainty.

    5   Somehow on this planet I managed to miss the game.

    6   This is almost impossible for a severe baseball addict, but it's true my goodly friends.

    7  I guess the game became tedious at one time, and I allowed myself to let a 4-2 loss happen after enjoying watching both Lincecum's celebration of having received the Cy Young award coupled with Randy Johnson's nice effort at winning yet another in a career of amazing games.

    8   Both my daughters were at the game, and as of this second have yet to arrive at home.

    9   Word on the street is that they had pony-tails coloured orange and black, and went into the night ready to root.

    10  I'm proud of those guys as you may well imagine.

    11  First, they are genuine Sharks' fans. They are ALL things Sharks!

    12  But they also know that they are Giants' fans, whether they wished this or no.

    13   Key hazard of having been born into a sports' scene!

    14   They haven't yet grasped the awesome significance of Jeff Garcia as a Raider, but they definitely testified last night.

    15   With any luck they'll be enjoying the Sharks at the tank at the same time I'm over at Municipal Stadium scouting the Giants' newest bonus baby, Buster Posey.

    16   Long season, bottom line.

    17   I'm just loving every second of it.

    18   Take nothing for granted.

    19   We're all here for a reason.

    20    Sometimes it just takes time to register.

    21     Live life, my friends.

    22     Love life.

    23     Peace.

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    The Daily News

    1  At last.

    2  I always love Opening Day.

    3  No, I didn't ditch school and go to the ball game.

    4  I did try to stream it into my classroom via KNBR.

    5  Access denied.

    6  My room won't pull in a radio station, and when I went on KNBR's website, they sent me all these commercials and boushit.

    7  This was the first time in a bajillion years that I somehow missed one of my favorite days of the year.

    8  Ah, it's in my blood. I worked for the Giants for a lotta years, and I always managed to get to the openers.

    9  Came close, but decided I'd listen to it on the radio. The A's had already lost their opener, the Dodgers had already won a game  but the Yankees got killed .

    10  And I really wanted to see Timmeh!!!

    11  Couldn't. KNBR now charges for the right to listen to the games on the computer, which is robbery in my opinion. If it's free on the radio, why should we have to pay for it on the computer?

    12  And it wasn't a complicated process, but took enough time that I couldn't get the game.

    13  Ah, vell.

    14   We won!

    15   And more important, it's now officially Spring!

    16  I still love baseball. I know there are sports that others prefer, but I'll go to my grave loving baseball beyond any other sport.

    17  Even though many people think football is better, I just don't agree.

    18  Perhaps the great George Carlin could settle it for everyone.

    19  Here is Carlin's classic Baseball vs. Football:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0

     

    20   I'm guessing there are people who don't find Carlin amusing.

    21   Go figure.

    22   The guy's the best. Here's his angle on Stuff:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac


    23    Ah ya gotta love it.

    24    Welp, it's Wednesday. Last night I actually got to sleep at 4 a.m., not 3 a.m.!

    25     Last night I hit the hay nice an early.

    26     Anyway, enjoy the day. Timmy Lincecum, following a horrid outing, will receive his Cy Young tonight at the ballpark.

    27     So have a great day.

    28     Fly low, i'ts Wednesday.

    29 Whoa. The fonts just centered.

    30  Not worryin'.

    31   Peace.


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    cool guy 2 The Daily News

    1  Tuesday Morning, 3 a.m.

    2   Well, almost.

    3   Simon and Garfunkel had an album called Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m.

    4   The entire concept of 3 a.m. has always inspired me.

    5    I wrote an entire poem one time about waking up in the middle of the night. It was a Thanksgiving many moons ago that it happened.

    6    We had company over, and I had to sleep in the garage, which was freezing. I slept on an old couch and pulled an element heater up next to me.

    7    At around midnight everyone had gone to bed, and to floor as well. The place looked like summer camp, only in the middle of winter.

    8   Awakening in the garage at 3 a.m. was completely weird. Everything had that stillness, yet everything also seemed alive with thought.

    9   Garden tools stared over the side of a box. Louvre doors had conversations like a couple of cowboys in the old West. An old slicker jacket was a spy.

    10  Everywhere my eyes shot I saw slanting shadows and weirdness, only it was frosty and still.

    11  Yet everything had thought, or so it seemed.

    12  I also felt somewhat trapped in that if I went inside, there was nowhere to go, and I'd wake people up. Going outside meant certain frostbite.

    13  So I lay there wide awake on that couch, thinking and unable to do much of anything.

    14  That couch was the most comfortable couch in my brief history on this planet. It was a bit beat down and faded, but even then, so was I.

    15   Little did I know. = )  <-------sideways smiley guy.

    16   Anyway I found a bent spiral notebook in a box, found a pencil at the bottom of a box and began writing.

    17   It began with the words, "If not a poet I, then..."

    18   It was funny because it had never even occurred to me that I was a poet, or even remotely close to being one. I've since written some pretty fun stuff over the years, but part of my thoughts questioned why I was experiencing so many things that seemed to be watching me, almost as though I were being observed by inanimate objects.

    19   Someday I'll try to find that poem. I eventually typed it out with no regard for fonts, computer spacing, margins, nor any other modern mode of transportation. I had an old typewriter and really didn't care much about formatting and all. I just flew with it on a clacky old thing with a torn ribbon.

    20  I know I kept the thing, so I'll look around. It really was fun to read because it caught waking up in the middle of the night so perfectly.

    21  I did a mini-unit on Simon and Garfunkel. It went with all the lamps and mics and things, which are still set up in my room.

    22  I never did that before, but I'm reaching a point where I'm going to bring things that I cherish into the classroom. Those songs have been virtually ignored by English books over the years, and I have no idea why. Well, there's a whole bunch I don't understand about education in the 21st century.

    23   I remember years ago reading a poem called Dolor by Theodore Roethke. It was all about how schools create "endless duplication of lives and objects". I fought my entire life against that stuff, and seeing students as people, as friends, and as mutual inspirations.

    24  In the long run, I think I won that battle.

    25   My final paper in my final education class back then was entitled George and the Magical Comfy Chair, and it was all about changing the classroom environment to one that had couches, books, music, nice lighting, and a pre-Starbuck's feel.

    26   It's funny that years and years later I see that it works, especially since the "pendulum" has swung so far the other way that it is almost in another county. All the research indicated that a more comfortable environment made for better learning.

    27  Seems like common sense. My mom once told me that there is nothing common about common sense.

    28  Well, it's almost Tuesday Morning at 3 a.m.

    29   Think I'll go out to the garage and catch a few.

    30   Win a few battles today; it'll do you good.

    31    Peace.

    ahhhhhh san jose

    ~H~

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  • a luck o' the irish 2 a check 1 newsboy The Daily News

    1   Well, here we are.

    2   It's already Mondeee, and I am tanned, rested, and ready.

    3   Hope the weekend worked for you. It sorta did for me, but as always, not as much as I woulda liked.

    4   I always underestimate how fast weekends fly by.  On Frideee, I had finished with my best week yet up at the Chill, but still needed to get ready for today.

    5   Well, I somehow spent the entire weekend buried in online classes, and woke up like twenty minutes ago realizing that I hadn't done anything productive the entire time.

    6   Whoops.

    7   Allow me to qualify that.

    8    I DID finish my first semester in college in like around a hundred years.

    9    For the record, this second 3-unit class resulted in another 100%, 85 out of 85 points in five weeks, and I'm quite certain that I can get that up to at LEAST 90% by tonight.

    10  Which all sounds grand until you look down at my ankle bracelet.

    11  jk.

    12  The workload continues to be relentless.

    13   But on Thursdeee and Fridee, it did produce dividends, that' fo sho.

    14   I set my classroom up to resemble a classic coffeehouse, complete with lava lamps, Starbuck's lamps, microphone, jazz music, and poetry.

    15   I even made pots of coffee for my students. The brand? Starbuck's. The beans?

    16  Verona, of course.

    17  For those of you who don't know, Verona is the town in Italy that was the setting for Romeo and Juliet. = )  <------sideways smiley dude

    18  The students caught that, and it all was such a fun coupla days that I felt I got paid to watch students do a poetry slam.

    19  I loved every moment of it.

    20  Anyway, if someone asked me to describe my favorite week ever, this would be up there with some of the best, and I mean that!

    21  I had an open mic that worked, and the students ate all of it up.

    22  I included free apples, bananas and "cuties" (those are the little tangerines they seel in webbed bags).

    23  The coffee, btw, cost a nickel.

    24   I wasn't going to go around giving out free stuffs.

    25   I also read my own poetry and was even coaxed into singing and playing guitar, which I had anticipated and delivered right on cue.

    26   I played Simon and Garfunkel's America, as well as Scarborough Fair. I had run off the words and had them follow the Canticle, which is chilling if you've ever read those words and done that.

    27   Overall it was a delightful week, one of the best ever!

    28  I'm looking forward to this next week, in all honesty.

    29  I hope you're all doing well.

    30  More to follow.

    31  Good times, good updates.

    32   Peace.

    ~H

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    The Daily News

    1  Well, I guess that virus has somehow embedded itself into the womb of my computer, even though I still haven't really noticed too much of anything with the possible exception of the fonts suddenly turning small.

    2  Is it just me or is the fellow from Oakland who was helping a sick friend and then came to the aid of a police officer is suddenly vilified with "retaliation" for doing what anyone would have done?

    3 OMG, honestly.

    4  I'm so blown away by that story that I don't even know what to say. The guy leaves a friend to help another human being who was dying, and winds up becoming a controversial figure and a betrayer of the community.

    5  Are you kidding me?

    6  Ah, my.

    Moving on: That is simply too stupid to comment on.

    8  Speaking of stupid: Is Taylor Hicks REALLY going to be the lead at the Golden Gate Theater in San Francisco?

    9  I heard Randy Johnson is going to be Danny.

    10  So no telling whom the Hickster plans to play.

    11  The only guy Taylor Hicks should play would be the lead character in The Jay Leno Story, a play that I began around four thousand plays-I-started ago.

    12  That's the sort of nonsense that I come up with every time I take a nice long stream off a doobie.

    13  Do bee. M'bad. I accidentally misspelled it.

    14  I need to clarify that one. When I was young, there was a show called Romper Room, which had this lady named Miss Nancy, later replaced by Miss Mary Ann, later replaced by Miss Sally, later replaced by Miss Nancy. You get the drift. They were kinder teachers who became legends, and across the generations she kept getting replaced. There was Miss Florence, and a Miss...well, I don't want to miss anybody <hehe> so I won't name them all. It eventually franchised out so there were myriad hosts as time moved on.



    15  Anyway, it was this kids' show with this teacher lady who would teach little kids all about morality and life and stuff.

    16  She taught millions of young children what kind of person they should be. She had a sidekick, a bee named Mr. Do Bee.

    17  Entire generations of kids grew up admiring Do Bees.

    18  Back then, if you said you were going to smoke a doobie, it meant that you were going to shoot a really nice bee.

    19  Anyway, you were taught what sort of person you should be by a simple series of demands: Do bee a good person; don't be annoying.

    20  I'm not making any of this up.

    21  I'm thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of "two ups" comes from RR also.

    22  Two-ups was this thing that many veterans of Camp Anytown/Everytown would probably remember like it was yesterday. If someone was mean to another,
    they owed that person "two-ups" which was two compliments.

    23  This definitely traces back to Mr. Do Bee and Romper Room, which really helped mold much of America today.

    24  We owe a lot of what we are to Mr. Do Bee.

    25  So yeah. Do bee nice. Do help your neighbor. Don't bee mean to someone who is trying to be a good citizen.

    26  Don't bee cruel.

    27  So...JUST now as I wrote this, Michael J. Fox was on Letterman. He JUST talked about Katmandubians.

    28  Do bee-leave.

    29   Have a wonderful weekend, willya?

    29  Peace.

    ~H~

     

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  • a pipe 1 pipe guy a check 1 newsboy The Daily News



     
    1  I went through the actual news last night and found very little of anything.

    2  Knock on wood, but that aggressive virus evidently is a struggling fish.


    3   Truly, it's enough that the DN is affected by having smaller fonts in different font styles, but if that is all this is, then bring it.

    4   
    Clearly the work of some geek. Still, I  must confess that it is irritating enough to make me want simply to shorten the DN.

    5  Okay so I'll leave it so the imbecile's GEEEKINESS comes through on the DN.

    6  
    I just haven't the patience to deal with someone who clearly has no life whatsover.

    7   So my DN message is this:  it worked, O god of Geek!  But nobody cares, because clearly nobody cares about anything you attempt. and this, my friend, is futile.

    8   Tomorrow the DN will return to new fonts, and new frontiers.

    9   This guy will be in the shadows wondering WTF?

    10  Indeed.

    11  Anyway, happy Thursday to y'all.

    12  I'm goin' now to visit an extradordinary Wizard so as to return bold, bowed and unbloodied.

    13  Capital try, my moron!

    14   At least you got us all to Thursdee!!!!!

    15   Whoever or whatever you THINK you are, to me your are a personal hour that has been disappeared from my life, and yeah. What? Who the heck cares?

    16  So I'm out in whatever font and whatever size. Stay tuned tomorrow, but for me, I don't support idiocy.

    17  We out.

    18   Sad dude.

    19    Permanent song.

    20    Peace.

           ~H~
     
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    Larry?

    1  So...what happened to yesterday's DN?

    2   It ran for cuvuh.

    3    Nah. We didn't have school 'cuz it was Cesar Chavez Day.

    4   Which was exceedingly weird, since we've never had that day off before.

    5   Anyway, I'm battling some villainous April Fool's virus, which I think has been slinking into our computers as early as 11 p.m. last night.

    Or it might just have been that I had one of those days.

    7   The fonts kept jumping back and forth on me, first off, but that wasn't the only thing.

    8    I spent much of the day preparing a poetry unit for today. On Monday I gave the assignment, which is called Welcome to the Coffee House. The idea was for students to write original poems, and to have an open mic, jazz music, coffee, 40's lamps and all of them dressed in sunglasses, berets, with congas, guitars, and lots of hip stuff.

    9    It was intended to be a lark, but I was going to bring in some great videos of Dylan, and Simon and Garfunkel, and some of the great poets and artists all on an LCD thing.

    10  It stopped with the open mic. I pulled all my sound equipment out, most of which has been in storage.

    11  Absolutely NOTHING worked!  I have this cheap little Peavey amp that would have been raw, but it completely failed to amplify.

    12 Then I decided to take it apart to see if I could find a broken wire, as amps usually don't just stop working.

    13  I knew that you usually just pry off the front of the amp, but for whatever reason, this one wouldn't let me, so I began unscrewing every single part of the amp.

    14  After about s 6 thousand hours, I finally managed to pry the front off of the thing, which it did gracefully. There were only like three wires inside the thing, and all three were in tight. When I tried putting it back together, a screw the size of a dust mite fell onto my lawn at sunset.

    15  Long story, but after that I tried all my cords and mics on another amp, which was also coughing and hacking like the dickins.

    16  I went to Radio Shack to see if I could buy a buncha stuff that might assist in mending things. Didn't work.

    17  I finally gave up and went to Target and bought this cheap shit little amp, which was great if you want to amplify your voice about one more decibel.

    18  Yeesh.

    19  I finally decided that some things just aren't meant to be. I had run off a few Paul Simon tunes, but never got them run off. and everything just went haywire.

    20  Happens.

    21  The good news: I'm still walkin' around.

    22  And it's WEIRD having a Monday, and then no Tuesday!

    23  It SOUNDS awesome, but you get SO outta your game, because now that I'm going back in, I'm going back to a Wednesay, which is REALLY a strange adjustment.

    24  Anyway, I'm turned a bit upside down these days.

    25  My Mom is finally home safely!

    26  Every cloud, dude.

    27  And am I correct in this lineup for the Farrelly bros Stooges movie:  Benicio Del Torro as Moe, Sean Penn as Larry, and Jim Carrey as Curly?

    28  Sounds pretty lame.

    29   What was the other issue from last week?

    30   Oh, yeah! Billy Joel and Elton John!

    31    I'd love to see Elton, seen Billy. Sounds like it would be a great show, but at $180 a pop for those too isn't really my cuppa tea.

    32   Well I'd better finish this up and get it out there before this virus decides to invade.

    33   I'll hopefully be back if this thing doesn't eat San Jose.

    34   Y'all have a great Wednesday, willya?

    35    Peace.

    ~H~

     


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