March 25, 2009
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1 A student told me the other day that an airplane flew over the United States and that it had sprayed Gullible Spray over most of California.
2 I bought it.
3 Not because I'M gullible, no sir thankyewveddymuch.
4 But I DO know a lot of people that would make me stop to think, "Ahhhh...yeppp!"
5 Truly, these are the stupidest times in my experiences on the planet.
6 Eight years of Bush people, EIGHT YEARS!!!
7 ...or was it four?
8 Doesn't matter.
9 Watch one night of television and you have living proof.
10 In a way, it's sorta peaceful living in a stupid world.
11 Some of you might remember that Neil Simon show we did way back when, all about a town that had a 100-year curse on it, turning everyone stupid.
12 It was called Fools.
13 Yeesh. Last night some teeeveeee show called What Would You Do? had people blindly obeying anybody with a badge and allowing people to kidnap babies.
14 Honestly. Like, REAL people, fake badges. I was so, like, I don't know?
15 LIke how often like people say like?
16 Or how everything people say nowadays end like, with questionmarx?
17 Am I the only guy who, like, notices? It's like, we are SO becoming stupid?
18 No way.
19 You know?
20 It's like, I was talking to this frahnd like, the other day?
21 An everthing?
22 Why couldn't someone fly an airplane over the United States and spray some Smart Spray?
23 Yeesh.
24 Well, it's Wednesdeeeeee anyway, so have a breezy day!
25 Immina read a book.
26 Peace.
~H~
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