March 17, 2009
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The Daily News
1 Man, some guy on American Idol just sang a ballad.
2 Now here's the deal about ballads.
3 The guy SINGING the ballad usually does a pretty good job.
4 And you KNOW it is good when Randy says, "Tender moments from my dawg Chris..."
5 Yeesh.
6 Honestly.
7 I think I've reached the point of exhaustion with all of this stuff.
8 If there's a dawg singing tender ballads, then MY dawg oughta win.
9 You otta hear her when an ambulance screams by.
11 Hums up a storm.
12 Girl can croon a tune.
13 Tell me.
14 Moving on: Thanks to all of you for yer St. Paddy's Day cards and letters. I was rollin' on a lot them.
15 Ahhh, yer all goodly!
16 It's so funny being Irish, because people always reserve that one day for us.
17 I always feel sorry for students who forget to wear green. They always look so lost and forlorn.
18 I always pack a green marker, just to help anyone out.
19 Yesterday I wore green shirt, green tie, and a button on my lapel.
20 It said, "World's Cutest Leprechaun".
21 That was a math lesson in incongruence.
22 Oh.
23 Well you see, I'm clearly NOT the world's cutest leprechaun.
24 I did call this Irish kid to the front of the room yesterday. He always falls asleep during my lessons, so I thought I'd put the lad to work.
25 I gave him a flashlight and told him to shine it at the sky so I could climb the beam, find a rainbow, and slide down it into a pot o' gold.
26 He looked at me like I had twelve heads, and finally said, "Um...if I shine the flashlight outside, you won't see the beam. The sun is shining. Also, there's no rainbow up in the sky."
27 Being an Irishman, I angrily grabbed the flashlight from the little grubber.
28 He looked a litte scared. I didn't mind scaring him. There was a brief pause, and then I spoke.
29 "Never mind, O'Malley," I sez. "Knowin' you, I'd get halfway up the beam and you'd switch it off anyway! Have a seat ya little bahstird"
30 I never did trust that kid.
31 Ah, it's a beautiful day, innit? ; ) <------sideways smiley guy a' winkin'.
32 Enjoy't.
33 Top o' the marnin' to ya.
34 Peace.
~H~
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