March 13, 2009
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1 Ha!
2 It’s FRIDEEEEEEE!!!!
3 Last night I got tired of spending the whole night working on my schoolwork so I was able to goof on Family Guy with Caitlin.
4 I have NO idea why I was laughing my ass off all night, but we had a ball.
5 I made old-school popcorn, using a frying pan and oil and all the rest.
6 It was fun!
7 The popcorn started hopping out of the frying pan and going every which way, and we just laughed and laughed.
8 And she had this DVD of Family Guy that was insulting to anyone and anything that would even come close to watching it.
9 Frankly I found myself thoroughly disgusted and wishing to report these guys to whoever it is that’s in charge of morality in this country.
10 Used to be Bush, of course, the most moral guy this side of Mike Tyson.
11 Anyway, I’m kidding about the morality thing.
12 That show had so much to offend, and I didn’t care for one minute WHO it insulted; I still laughed my ass off all night.
13 I swear, Caitlin saw me glued to the internet rushing to do my classwork and to keep up with school.
14 I’ve turned into an old fuddie duddie.
15 All I do is try to perfect my lessons with pinpoint accuracy.
16 It’s paying off, because I’m honing my lessons and enjoying every single day I teach these days.
17 But I’m almost overdoing it, shooting for perfection.
18 And last night, I took the time to go out and buy a pink shirt.
19 Teachers and school employees wear pink today, to remind everyone of the deadline for pink slips, which is today.
20 We should be wearing black.
21 People have NO idea what is going on in education, but this is by far the worst I’ve ever seen it.
22 Anyway, wear pink today if you think of it. It would be a salute to all the people who work so hard to keep schools going.
23 So sad.
24 I have no idea if I’m going to be pink-slipped. I’m on pretty thin ice because I was late applying for my CLAD, which is a certificate I need even though I hold a life credential which clearly ISN’T a life credential even though the State of California clearly tells me I have a credential for life.
25 It’s just that suddenly I need this other thing, so we’ll see.
26 So many good people are going to be pink-slipped today, and this time around it’s pretty serious.
27 I thought of wearing a pink slip to school.
28 Anyway, if you see a bunch of people wearing pink today, give a honk.
29 I’m glad that I spent last night with Caitlin laughing and laughing.
30 You have a great weekend.
31 Laugh.
32 Peace.
~H~
