March 8, 2009
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The Daily News1 I wrote this DN the other night at either 12:06 a.m. or 1:06 a.m. depending upon if you still subscribe to daylight saving time.
2 All I know is that it was a loss of an hour of sleep, which in my hurried and ridiculous world is akin to stealing my gold.
3 Looovvvvvve sleep.
4 I'm like that little bear you see on Sleepytime tea.
5 Ah, whatevuh.
6 Once you're up, you're up.
7 Unless...
8 Saturday night I was quite tempted not to go in on Monday.
9 Exhaustion.
10 Like that's something unique.
11 Are you guys all as exhausted as I am?
12 I swear to you someone wants to completely drain all of us.
13 And it AIN'T GONNA WORK!
14 Know why?
15 BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVENTED CHOCOLATE!!!!!
16 Yeee-uh!
17 So there, CIA guys who are trying to make all of us go mad.
18 We challenge you to try to fight us when we have chocolate in our corner.
19 Whatwhat.
20 With chocolate, we could <dare I say it>
21 Rule the Wullled.
22 Every time I'm about to go mad, I pop a piece of chocolate into my mouth.
23 It speeds up the madness.
24 I bend, twist, swirl at an unimaginable pace, and reach heaven, where I kiss the sky and all that is for inventing luscious, mahvelous chocolate.
25 I may need to get some.
26 But, alas!
27 Which is best?
28 Stay tuned...
29 Muhahahahaha.
30 Peace.
~H~
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