March 5, 2009
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The Daily News
1 Guess what I just found out about the University of Phoenix?
2
3 Ya give?
4 Here's a hint:
Have you figured it out yet?
Sure?
5 Here:
How to Become an Agent for the CIA
November 25, 2008 bySince the startup days of AOL (American Online), my friends and I have always like to crack accounts just for the fun of it.
We felt it was cool be Jim Bond (USA version of James Bond) and get into places we had no business being.
We didn't cause any mayhem or profit as we knew there were humans at the other end. Besides, if we ever got caught (which one of of did) we did not want the penalites to be toohard.
We'd risk going to jail or prison for a very long time which would hurt or familes and the chance to get jobs later on.
So how does one get compensated for hacking without getting in trouble? Well for starters, you'd do it for the government.
Actually, you can get in trouble if you are a field agent caught who is caught in the field instead of remote hacking from some G-14 Classified installation.
Is it easy to become an Agent? It actually is very easy. One will need take class from and institution such as the University of Phoenix. The benefit of the University of Phoenix is that they have convenient class locations as well as online learning.
To date, the University of Phoenix has helped thousands of students achieve the higher education they need to become Agents for the CIA and they can help you too.6 Back and to the left.
7 This should come as no surprise to anyone.8 Some of the assignments these guys give are about as whack.9 Anytime there is massive confusion over things that are relatively easy to figure out, you could bet that these guys have their fingers in it.10 I just think it's funny after all these years that I am now attending a college that advertises heavily that it is a training ground for the CIA.11 I used to joke that I was a CIA agent. I even had CIA pens, stickers, and my favorite, note pads that I would use to write bathroom passes.12 Interestingly, during the war in Vietnam, there was an entire operation called Operation Phoenix, which was basically an assassination unit used to de-stabilize other countries.13 Looks like they have gotten into higher education, not that hey ever weren't there. But now they are shelling out degrees to online college programs.14 Hey, I need a few more units to get a little higher pay.15 And they could probably use a guy with brains, or at least self-purported brains.16 I have to say, I got a kick out of that. I'm guessing I wouldn't have to go too far to see a lot more than that going on at this place.17 But far be it for me to blow the cover.18 They're STILL doing JFK stuff. The latest is that the Zapruder film itself is a hoax, which when you think about it, would be in keeping with their methodology.19 That story is so full of boushit that it could probably create a flower garden that would surround the Earth ten times over.20 Totally ridiculous.21 Moving on: I keep coming across great DN stuff but I have to work faster these days because my time is spent getting all my assignments in for my own Operation Phoenix.22 So the other day, MSN or AOL or one of those places had a headline that said some lady called 911 because she didn't get her McNuggets!23 Ah, the McNugg days! We went through a period during 2004 I think it was where we LIVED on McNuggz in the Theatre.24 Rainy days and McNuggz.25 Truly an emergency, but lady...puhLEEZE don't call 911.26 311 okay, but 911 looks pretty stupid.27 Hot McNuggz. We always bought eighty! Each day the Theatre became a giant chicken fest.28 It's probably to late for me to go out and catch an order...29 Remember the DN is written late at night.30 Yeah, I had better go get some.31 We'll see you agin.32 Good times.33 So I might change my major to spying, wadddya think?34 I'll ponder it over some pipin' hot McNuggz.35 Catch you on the reebz.36 Peace.~H~
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