February 13, 2009
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Harper Cries…
“…’tis Time;
’tis time…
Wassup Sweetcheeks!The Daily News
1 Ohhhhhhhh, Bama.
2 Listen, my Presidential friend, a word of advice: When flying into the face of the new world orderlies, it isn’t wise to hop on the stage at Ford’s Theater, and say the “M” word.
3 Man.
4 I mean I guess I could understand why Obama would have no idea of the Curse.
5 But in Ford’s Theater!
6 Good LAWDIE!
7 Yestedddie I hopped online to finish up this ha-UGE college assignment and popped over to AOL.
8 It had one of those AOL deals where you have no idea what they’re talking about, but you’re intrigued?
9 Yeah.
10 It said something like, “Obama says the forbidden word.”
11 Well, I naturally thought it meant he said the “F” word at a press conference, and I was ready to pump my fist in the air and say, “RIGHT ON, OBIE!”
12 I had to peek.
13 What was I thinkin’?
14 He said the “M” word in the theater where Lincoln was assassinated.
15 Dude.
16 That’s ALMOST as stupid as Kennedy declaring that he was going to tear the CIA apart and scatter their ashes to the winds.
17 Yeesh.
18 The guy has already been handed an economy that is bleeding to death, and there is a contingency out there trying to paint him to look like a Socialist.
19 These mofos are hardcore dude.
20 They’re about twenty-six thousand scissors steps and a pig farm ahead of you, my good fellow.
21 I’m finally starting to think Obama might actually be a genuinely good person, because NO President would step inside Ford’s theater and do that.
22 Not that it’s haunted or anything, but that these guys like to play things symbolically.
23 Honestly.
24 Yeesh.
25 All a friend can say is “Ain’t it a shame…”
26 Macbeth. Dude.
27 I remember years ago innocently sitting on a stage, surrounded by every drama teacher in the District, and innocently saying, “Why can’t we say “Macbeth” in a theater?”
28 Every conversation stopped and all eyes gazed my way.
29 Drama directors are, by and large, pretty loose and free thinkers.
30 Exept where that one is concerned.
31 You would have thought I had stolen someone’s heifer.
32 Nobody ever gave me an answer.
33 They just gave me a stare.
34 At the time, I thought they were superstitious and stupid..
35 Experience has told me otherwise.
36 I’m not going to let this ruin the weekend; it still can be written off as superstition.
37 I just don’t like how Obama played right into their hands.
38 The New World Orderlies.
39 I anticipated the question.
40 Well, it’s Frideee. I have to work a basketball game tonight and then spend my weekend doing a massive project for my college course.
41 I have to transcribe the U.S. Constitution into Arabic, Swahili, and Japanese, but i have to paraphrase all of it.
42 Plagiarisme issues, don’tcha know.
43 So I’m headin’ out.
44 Y’all have a great weekend, and throw some prayers out there, willya?
45 Peace.
~H~
