February 11, 2009
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The Daily News
1 Haha, well I hope the DN's have been okay with you lately. I sure as heck hope that, because I've been dashing them off way quicker than ever before.
2 Proofreading this guy is always pathetic, but lately I've been up against the usual madnesses of modern living.
3 I used to kick back and look around the internet for funny pictures and stuff, but with a college class, I know have to spend all my writing time jumping through the gratuitous hoops.
4 Not bad, but by the day's end I've pretty much run out of thoughts. Fortunately, the teevee is on and has pictures of Cabo.
5 That's just plain not bad.
6 So I thought I'd go grab a nice picture of the joint just to bring peace.
7 How'd I do?
8 Moving on: Yesterday I daydreamed through an after-school meeting, nothin' new except that at the very end of the day out union rep took the microphone.
9 The guy rambled off a few common sense things, so again I drifted off a bit.
10 At the very end of his delivery, I heard him say this: "So, please don't hit your students."
11 I kid you not.
12 "It was a member of the math department. I don't know what's with you math people, but again, please, do not hit your students."
13 I was in utter disbelief, and it was almost like hearing someone say something as routine as, "So please, be sure to take attendance."
14 "No matter how mad you are, please don't hit your students."
15 So I don't get it.
16 Seems to me that if a teacher hits a student, that should be it for the teacher.
17 Dude.
18 You're gone.
19 If I were a principal, I'd do everything I could to get rid of the guy.
20 One second.
21 This has to mean that no action was taken on this person. And the fact that an entire faculty has to be told not to hit students is absolutely remarkable to me.
22 Anyway, I just rolled my eyes and looked around. I couldn't imagine anybody I was looking at doing that. (I could imagine one or two over at YB!).
23 It just seemed like something out of a modern movie, only the guy was poker-faced.
24 Day-um.
25 Moving on, Part 2: Oprah has that guy Dr. Oz on. The guy is telling us all this horrid stuff that could happen to us.
26 Oprah is bigger than me.
27 Last night she looked like about twenty miles of bad road.
28 Immina look like that if I don't mail today's DN!
29 So it's already Wendesday.
30 I have about six-thousand more pages of research to write up by Sunday night. Our biggest assignment is due this week. It's like, "Rewrite the entire book and don't plagiarize."
31 Hoops.
32 Aight then. Have an awesome day.
33 Don't hit old people or drown any puppies.
34 Peace.
~H~
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