February 6, 2009
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IT'S FRIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!The Daily News
1 You know you need to get to sleep when you look up to see that the infomercial about the Jack Lalanne Juicer is on, and you find yourself chuckling at the lady with the huge lips who says in all seriousness, "I always feel better when I juice!"
2 They show Lalanne at 70-years old towing 70 boats with his arms and legs shackeled.
3 Something like that. When I started watching I had just finished writing a long report, so my head was swimming more than Lalanne.
4 "With a little exercise and a lot of juicing, look at what you could do!"
5 This lady was clearly a fan of juicing.
6 If she only knew.
7 "I have to admit it I have been juicing most of my life!" "Jack's juicer is the best one on the market, and I think it's just because of the...POWER of it."
8 I couldn't believe I was HEARING all of this. I have to guess Jack wrote a lot of the script.
9 Why is it that I'm quite certain Lalanne knows and is laughing at the entire thing.
10 Ah, I'd better move on.
11 But just realize that juicing is fun!
12 Amazing.
13 Moving on: Looks like Barry Bonds may have been fibbing.
14 I believe I knew that back in 2004, and reported it here.
15 Ah, who wants to talk about that? It was in the news yesterday so I'm not really looking forward to watching that sad story unfold.
16 Speaking of juicing.
17 OH!
18 You can come up to the school and slap me tonight if you wish. I'll be doing the clocks at the basketball game.
19 Nothing better than having some guy who worked all day on four hours of sleep running the clock for a basketball game.
20 I think I can get maybe four-and-a half hours.
21 Anyway, I got my "report card" and somehow managed another perfect week, even though I turned in a long assignment that I thought was pathetic. My references were things like, "Steve, A Critical Look at Mickey Mouse, (1966) New York, Doubleday pp. Preface to 1."
22 Anyway, I had better cut this one off and just wish y'all a nice weekend. Pray for rain.
23 Have a good one. Engage in some juicing this weekend, to augment health.
24 Peace.
~H~
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