November 6, 2008
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Kenya Declares National Holiday!!!!!
The Daily News
Michael Chrichton, 1943-20081 So...Michael Crichton walks into a bar...
2 Did you know that he was not only an author, but a film producer, television producer AND a medical doctor?
3 He was one of the original creators of the teevee show ER.
4 So it goes.
5 Well Michael, Godpseed.
6 Moving on: My first move as I vicariously move the DN into the Eastside Room of the White House (I'm SO glad that no one as yet has referred to it as the "Black House"!) is to censor my first piece after the election.
7 I sat up until almost 4 a.m. last night ranting and raving about how we need to rid that place of all the cockroaches and leeches with bleach and roach spray.
8 I have never SEEN a more corrupt White House, and I really needed to pull in the reins before alienating everyone I know.
9 I think I don't NEED to say too much.
10 I think the massive party that took place yesterday says it all. I saw a picture of a guy holding up a poster that said, "We Have Overcome!"
11 So I'll just wish Bush and Cheney and PNAC and all the rest of those moguls the best of luck, and I surely hope the door doesn't hit them in the ass on their way out.
12 Moving on, Part 2: And trust me, that was mild compared to what I HAD written, which involved Nazis, CIA spooks, NWO, big brother, and all that other 1984 type of stuff. Nothing that a little bleach and roach spray couldn't take care of.
13 I just think of that guy who looked up with tears in his eyes and said, "I feel like I've just woken up..."
14 Yep.
15 It was the most amazing party I've ever seen. I think maybe a whole buncha people have "just woken up."
16 Yeesh.
17 So I'm gonna enjoy watching America win the national equivalent to Spirit Week.
18 Parties, confetti, balloons, champagne corks and good times.
19 I'm loving the party, loving everything it represents, and see things getting brighter.
20 I was even able to fill my gas tank yesterday.
21 It'll be a rough road. There are dark shadows following all of this, but that will happen to any new guy who gets that job.
22 He just needs to keep his friends near and his enemies nearer.
23 He.
24 Barack.
25 Funny how we NEVER thought of Bush as "George". "Dumbass" yes, "Dweeb" fo sho, but never "George". I must say I'm glad about that.
26 Anyway, I think Barack is sharp enough to know who's around him. He ran the greatest campaign since Beatlemania.
27 I wish I had a shirt stand, lemme tellya.
28 And I KNEW it was gonna be a landslide. I called it the night before.
29 Hmmm. I wonder if I could get some T-Shirts going on at the flea market on Saturday.
30 I feel like we've just woken up.
31 The outpouring and tears happening everywhere are indicative of what we've all been holding inside for the past eight years. Two guys are on teevee right now talking about all of us "waking up".
32 'Bout time.
33 Feels like we got our country back.
34 Waking up. That's all you hear.
35 It's a nice sound.
36 I'd better get some sleep because this is my second DN of the morning and was actually being written as the morning closed in on 3:30 a.m.
37 So I'm gonna leave it at that. I need to get a little sleep so I can wake up.
38 This morning is going to be a nice morning to wake up to.
39 Peace.
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