October 28, 2008
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Happy Birthday Nicoley!!!!
…and now…
1 Wow.
2 It just came over the airwaves that some crazed skinheads planned on beheading a bunch of people and then attacking and assassinating Barack Obama.
3 Funny thing is that the other morning of KGO they also mentioned the fear of assassination, and how people all over were having “funny feelings” about it.
4 I read the article and a whole bunch naturally didn’t add up. For one thing, the “facts” seemed awfully sketchy considering that they caught the guys AND had their names all over the place.
5 Anyway, every time I see people who are nutso beyond any normal person’s comprehension, I question it. After years of watching the dissembling antics of the media and power elite, I tend to look at most of those stories as highly suspect.
6 Naturally there is a very real tinge to it, and we’ve had no shortage of wackos in our age.
7 Election time, let me tellya. There always seems to be some strange shenanigans afoot every time we try to rid the house of the moneychangers, moguls and scoundrels who seem to always hold the nation’s keys. Sometimes I just pray that we could somehow do more…
8 I’ll back off; I’m just saying the story sounds staged and fake. I’m sure they plucked a couple of loose cannons and locked them up, but the whole thing looks shady to me.
9 But the unspoken fear has of a sudden manifested itself right before the election.
10 Fancy that.
11 I’ll stand down at this point, but I’ll bet I wouldn’t need to go far to find out that there’s more to this story than meets the eye. Mark me.
12 Moving on: Hey sports’ fans. Did you catch the Singletary/Davis Show the other day? First, the new coach sat J.T. O’ Sullivan’s butt right down on the bench after his four millionth fumble. Then he booted Vernon Davis outta the game for being an imbecile.
13 I heard O’ Sullivan went home and offered to do the dishes for his wife, and that SHE ran him out of the house for dropping all the plates.
14 Davis got spanked like a red-headed schoolboy.
15 What a sideshow.
16 Moving on, Part Two: Have y’all given any thought as to what you’re gonna be for Halloween?
17 I stopped dressing up once I began to look like Ko-Ko the Intelligent Gorilla. I thought of just wearing a fur coat and calling it a day.
18 Nah, for real though.
19 I always worried that if I ever dressed up, that some kid would misbehave in my class, and I’d have to scold him while dressed like a gorilla or something.
20 So I usually stay pretty normal, which is still pretty scary to most normal people.
21 Moving on, Part Three: I went to get a haircut the other day and the barber said, “Which one?”
22 <rim shot>
23 Moving on, Part Four: I almost forgot to get this link out there, but Nathan sent it to me. I thought it was grand, because it is really an article about a guy most DN readers have run across at Joe’s, the immortal Randy Ritchie. Here’s the link from Metroactive.com:
Randy Ritchie holding court at Joe’s.http://www.metroactive.com/metro/10.22.08/cover-waiters-0843.html
24 You have to scroll down a bit, but there’s a fun little piece about Ritchie, who is definitely his own person.
25 Ah, I miss Joe’s. Haven’t traveled there in quite some time. You could still get there and enjoy food for a pretty reasonable price, especially if you order the soup!
26 The garlic smells, the 40′s atmosphere, and the phenomenal waiters still move through the place with a little gangsta-meets-meatball style, with lots of sauce.
27 And bread baked right on the premises at no additional charge.
28 So a big shout out to Nathan for delivering the goods, and putting me muchly in the mood for some Original Joe’s.
29 Been a while.
30 I’d also like to send a HUGE happy birthday out to my WONDERFUL daughter Nicole. Go Sharks!
31 Meanwhile, you all have a great day too.
32 How could it not be great?
33 Peace.
~H~
