October 21, 2008
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The Daily News
1 Ah, October!
2 I always love the clove of seasons...until the first winds.
3 It's always so beautifully poetic until I look outside and see forty billion leaves all over the place.
4 Autumn leaves are like a beautiful dame. They look flashy and gorgeous, but they're a pain in the ass to maintain.
5 M'bad.
6 I think I've seen one too many of those Indiana Jones ads.
7 Which right reminds me, just about every single Thursday I see some new movie advertised, and I always say, "I really wanna SEE that."
8 But when Friday rolls in, I want to go home, fall on the couch, and sleep until midnight.
9 I LOVE sleep.
10 People tell me that I waste a bunch of time napping and all, but to me, it's a good investment.
11 At my age, doing anything all day is pretty tedious, even if it's going to a movie, or taking a ride. At some point, I wanna pretty much lie down and get into a zone.
12 "But you miss out on SO much of life when you sleep!" I'm told.
13 Meh.
14 I live plenny o' life.
15 Because you see once I'm rested, I'm a tiger.
16 For at least five minutes.
17 Then I yawn the way tigers do when they're sleepy.
18 And in time, I'll again take a snoozer.
19 Never-ending battle.
20 I watch freshmen at the end of the day and it's uncanny how they can bounce into a room all full of vim and vinegar.
21 Little pistols, I tellya.
22 I find them pretty amusing actually.
23 Moving on: So...Mr. Blackwell walks into a bar...
24 Hey, maybe Mike Nolan could get the job.
25 M' WAY bad.
26 Mr. Blackwell was a clothes critic who was mean to celebrities. I never really DID understand the guy, or how he ever got famous.
27 But then I'm a pretty snappy dresser, as any foo knows.
28 Nolan is the former head coach of the 49ers as of yesterday.
29 He IS a snappy dresser. Lousy coach, but a pretty good dresser.
30 That's the best I can say about the guy. I wish him luck.
31 Well now, Trami wrote me all the way from Florence last week and put in a good word for Tuesdays, claiming that SHE feels Tuesday is a great day, so immina go into today with a new attitude and a smile. I might even stop somewhere for some Tiramisu and coffee.
32 Here's the Moody Blues, aka The Sistine Chapel of Rock:
34 There's actually a longer version that is pretty fun:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEMuAnFH_lM
Might as well throw in Nights in White Satin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0rEInvje18&feature=related
35 Hope the songs go well with your Tuesday.
36 Thanks Trami. Maybe you opened a lotta eyes.
37 Peace.
~H~
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