October 21, 2008
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The Daily News
1 I must first apologize to the bottom line of the DN recipients for yesterday's faux pas. I somehow lopped the final line of recipients off, causing DN withdrawal, which is akin to either a morphine withdrawal, or perhaps a loftier euphoria, not sure which.
2 Anyway, I'll stay on top of it this time.
3 And since yesterday, all SORTS of thundering news has broken.
4 Never mind about us getting ripped blind by the Fed, or our war that is certainly there for the soldiers but not for everybody else, or even conspiracy theories that we are on the brink of a New World Order and are about to be enlsaved by ruthless bankers intent on installing microchips in our hands. Zeitgeist, I swear to you. But never mind any of that.
5 Madonna and Guy are getting a divorce. And check it out:
6 Sarah Palin's daughters joined her on on 64 one-way and 12 round-trip flights since she was elected in 2006. Her daughters, Bristol, Willow, and Piper (?) flew with their mama all over the place to the tune of $21,012, courtesy of the State of Alaska.
7 Nobody is outraged. Nobody cares. Certainly not this guy.
8 The only thing that bothers me is that Caribou Barbie named her daughters Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Bristol.
Willow (I'm pretty sure.)
"The Pipester"
9 Forget the cash; by the time she gets elected to the second-highest office in the land, cash will be worthless.
10 Hey, some commercial on teevee just flashed "No on H".
11 Thank goodness. I didn't want the job anyway.
12 I've been nominated and I guess therefore automatically elected to TWO different things in the past week.
13 I was told to report to Spirit Week practices every night until Halloween, and just today I was informed that I am also on the negotiating team for the teachers.
14 AND I just received a jury summons.
15 For a guy who spends most of his time hiding in a Cathedral, I stand in awe at my own importance. Or more accurately, my ability to be a sucker.
16 I never asked nor even volunteered for these honors, which really translate to all sorts of meetings and extra work, and nowadays time has become golden to me.
17 So no thanks, folks. I'm amazingly honored, but I already offered most of my life to education. I'd like to take a break from education and go into a classroom and teach.
18 Moving on: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! First Wendy of hamburger fame became animated. Then she started TALKING! I couldn't BELIEVE that one. Wendy isn't supposed to even MOVE if you ask me.
19 The first time I saw her move her head I waited to see it do a 360. I thought I was watching a haunting.
20 And NOW I just saw that Tinker Bell not only has her own DVD, but that she TALKS!
21 NOOOOOOOOOOOO00!
22 The best part of Tink to me was that she was magically silent, like Chaplin, Keaton and Teller.
23 Sometimes when I awaken, I see things like that and want to pull the covers back over my head and sleep.
24 Actually I've reached a nice time in life when I don't let too much bother me. So yes, Tink talking is another lame attempt to alter things that once were precious, but such is the times in which we live.
25 If Tink talking or Wendy's possession are the worst things going on in my life, then I think I'd better smile and count my blessings. If that's the worst of my troubles, the I got no troubles!
26 That "No on H" thing came on again, and there are all sorts of people who don't want to elect me.
27 Thank God.
28 I'm enjoying smiling over things.
29 You get that way.
30 Live life, love life.
31 Stop trippin'.
32 Look at the stars.
35 Peace.
~H~
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