October 14, 2008
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The Daily News
1 Yeehaw, it’s Tuesdeeeeeeee!!!
2 Ya don’t hear that one very often now, do ya?
3 Ah, I’ve been a bit too hard on Tuesday over the years.
4 I just thought I’d give a little rootin’ tootin’ for the day, just once, you know?
5 Must be tough being the least important day of the week.
6 Every other day has something attached to it.
7 Monday night even has fame for sporting Monday Night Football, as though it works one tenth as hard as Sunday in the catergory.
8 Tuesday. Nuthin’.
9 Wednesday. Hump Day, and fast becoming my favorite day of the week ‘cuz I get off at 11:55, by and large.
10 Thursday. California. The weekend has officially begun. Plus if you’re like me, at the end of Thursday you’re burnt. So yeah, go in and stretch that one into the beginning of the weekend. I mean on every Thursday, tomorrow’s Friday.
11 Friday has it’s own letters; THAT’S how incredible Friday is.
12 Saturday is just Saturday. Lawns bein’ mowed. Dogs barkin’. Yard work. Barbecues. Saturday Night. It’s a glam day.
13 Sunday. The day of rest. Even God rested on Sunday. Sunday Brunch. Football. Barbecues.
14 Monday, ah nobody likes it but you KNOW that going in. But Tuesday is SNEAKY. You spend all that time dreading Monday, and it goes by in a flash, but Tuesday is always waiting around the corner with a garbage can lid, or a pie.
15 Either way, you’re gonna run smack into one or the other.
16 But just for today, I’m gonna give Tuesday a break, even though if you eliminated Tuesdays altogether, you’d have Monday and then you’d be going right over the hump.
17 If they let Californians run stuff, nothing would ever get done.
18 I’m tellin’ ya.
19 Well, I have corn to plow. I’ll keep it short today.
20 Y’all have a genteel Tuesday.
21 Look at the clouds and think about stuff. Let a warm breeze slap you around a little.
22 Take the garbage can lid in stride.
23 Or the pie.
24 It’s only a pie.
25 Live life, love life.
26 Peace.
~H~
Comments (1)
i think i told you once that my favorite day was tuesday.so now i think you wrote this entry just to spite me.=0p