April 16, 2008
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1 Yesterday I saw this thick-headed bloke whose hairdo looked like it was shorn to a quarter inch with dead caterpillars glued in various areas of his head, which had wedges.
2 It was hilarious.
3 I was at the ARCO station pumping gas.
4 Isn't that funny, all the drama involved in filling up your tank?
5 I have this thing right now that I won't spend more than twenty bucks at one sitting.
6 Which cuts short all my goofing on people, but it's still a fun thing to do.
7 Wedgie boy.
8 I hadda love it.
9 The other night there was some dame dressed to the nines. Pulled in around midnight, all saucy and revealing.
10 She had logs for legs, a tattoo and a mullet. And the grutuitous army boots.
11 She looked like her name shoulda been Al.
12 I remember a time when wiseguys would say, "Ah, yer mudder whehs army boots!"
13 These days it's considered a compliment.
14 Like this old union boss I used to work for once said, "Things just ain't the way they usedta wuz."
15 Guy was my hero.
16 Diamonds and a love for Reno that led to his third wife.
17 The wedding was in a chapel in Reno. The best man wore a bowling shirt that said "I'm a Lover, a Fighter, and a Wild Bull Rider" on the back.
18 As I recall, the guy's name was Slim.
19 Aren't they all.
20 Do you like just goofing on people?
21 Clearly I do.
22 The world is a virtual cornucopia of goofballs and odd ducks.
23 Moving on: You know, in Canada they don't lock doors.
24 I was goofing last night that the Sharks oughta spend a cuple of days up there and steal all the jewelry in Calgary.
25 Canada. San Jose.
26 Iono. Just thought it was interesting to see who would win in the REAL world.
27 And that's about it for this edition of the fantabulous Daily News.
28 Enjoy the rest of your week!
29 I"m off to Everytown.
30 Peace.
~H~
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