April 2, 2008
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1 Here's a tidbit from yesterday's Dear Abby:
DEAR ABBY: I'm 13 and I have a problem with my parents. They have been having sex. That's not the problem except for the fact that don't wait for me to fall asleep before doing it. Tonight they had sex before saying good night! How do I confront them about this?
Freaked Out in Alameda
DEAR FREAKED OUT: Tonight at dinner, say, "Mom, Dad, I think it's time we talked about the facts of life. The first fact of life is, I'm not deaf."
2 Ya gotta love it.
3 Do-dee-do.
4 Watching the Giants/Bums game last night I couldn't help but notice that Giants' manager Bruce Bochy looks a tad bit like a gold miner, an old sourdough.
5 I wonder if he says "Bingo!" every time he spits?
6 The cameraman panned Dodger stadium only to locate a very disgruntled looking Larry King sitting watching the game. His looked as though a banana slug had crawled into his mouth and died.
7 Giants' announcer John Miller quipped, "He looks grumpy," to which the inimitable Mike Krukow replied, "He always looks grumpy!"
8 That's because King's underpants are attached to his suspenders. He always looks like he's sitting in poop.
9 M'bad.
10 Nuthin' like the DN for hour by hour entertainment.
11 I have no use for Larry King, the Dodgers, or the Yankees.
12 OR the Kings.
13 Bums.
14 Moving on: Did somebody tell me that the New Kids on the Block are touring, or was I just hallucinating?
15 Howzbout I answer that.
16 The NKOTB are going to appear on the Today show on April 4. This was reported in the March 31, 2008 edition of People Magazine.
17 I for one can hardly wait.
18 Here's a little You Tube for the fans out there:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8WozaXTqnKk&feature=related
19 I claim an album and a tour are on the horizon.
20 I LOVE these guys because I made about a million dollars off them back in the day. I sold their shirts at some a concert in Oakland and it paid for the gold in my teeth.
21 So yeah gangstas, bring it.
22 Moving on: Earlier on in the evening when I was looking for pictures for this DN, I Googled Dear Abby, which resulted in the wonderful Valentinesque picture at the top of the page.
23 The great thing about using Google images is that you get random pictures appearing all the time.
24 So while looking for the perfect Dear Abby picture, I found this jewel just randomly placed on one of the pages:
25 The O.H. Lee Experience.
26 Blink and you'll miss it. It's a double-take for you JFK fans out there.
27 Tacky, tacky.
28 Random.
29 And Finally: How amazing are the Sharks?
30 Pretty darned amazing.
31 You all have a wonderful day.
32 Peace.
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