March 4, 2008
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1 Hope y'all enjoyed the Dave Clark Five yesterday.
2 Sorry if I got a little too deep into it, but the truth is that I just had heard Mike Smith had passed away, and I hit You Tube just to give a listen.
3 In many ways, I re-discovered a band that I had written off as a joke for years.
4 But when I sat back and listened to the talent of Mike Smith, I became a researcher, and wound up realizing the talent of that band after all these years.
5 Like most people, I always looked at them as a joke, a flash-in-the pan to whom people originally gave too much credit.
6 Turns out I was wrong. A few re-plays on You Tube and I heard a good, solid rock band in its early days.
7 Anyway, I hope you discovered, or re-discovered this rare and wonderful band in the same light.
8 I sure did.
9 Moving on: So anyway, I am suddenly on my hundred millionth diet in my personal lifetime.
10 I figure it won't work. It's a point system where something like a tea leaf wrapped around a pea is twelve points, and you can have only eleven.
11 Yeesh.
12 Everyone is on some sorta diet it seems.
13 I once figured that the best diet in the world is to buy bigger clothes.
14 Only THIS diet I'm now on stemmed from having been in a bathroom in REEEEEEEEENO!
15 For some reason, the bathrooms in Reno have two things wrong with them.
16 One, the shower heads are at chest level, which makes you feel like an idiot when you want to wash anything from your neck up. It feels like you've lost a contact lens the entire ride.
17 And two, they have HUGE mirrors everywhere, making the bathroom look enormous, but making YOU look enormous right along with it.
18 ...all of which explains the diet.
19 Scary man.
20 I wanna lose like a million kajillion pounds.
21 So last night for dinner I started.
22 I had a bowl filled with broccoli, carrots, snow peas, some sorta peppers, and four grains of parmesan cheese.
23 It was great.
24 I ate it at around 7 p.m.
25 By 7:17 all I thought about was that I wanted to eat a neighbor's horse.
26 Well I'm happy to say I held off, and made it.
27 Tonight I had a shrimp salad.
28 It was great.
29 I ate it at around 9 p.m.
30 By 9:19 I started throwing rocks at my neighbor's horse.
31 But I'm on it.
32 Gonna go now.
33 See y'all later. Have a great Tuesday.
34 Fly low.
35 Peace.
~H~
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