February 14, 2008
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The Daily News
1 Did you know that buffalo, elk, ostrich and venison are okayed on the Weight Watchers point system?
2 Imma go out and git me some elk.
3 Every now and again ya gotta throw down.
4 Ah, it's still fat season.
5 The other day I wandered into our dance studio.
6 Ever walk into a dance studio?
7 You see yourself the way the world sees you, and to me, it just ain't purty.
8 Worst thing ever invented.
9 Mirrors.
10 Reflections.
11 Moving on: Arg. It just occurred to me that it's Valentine's Day.
12 My students were selling roses yesterday.
13 They sold them from my office, so I got to see some of the most striking things.
14 I saw the biggest, baddest guys walk in sheepishly and get all nervous when they were buying them.
15 One guy who was hesitant finally laid the money down for a beautiful red rose, and had forgotten to put his name on the poem he had written for the girl.
16 As he was leaving, one of the sellers said, "Did you want to put anonymous on this?"
17 The poor guy hesitated for around fifteen seconds, and then shouted, "Yes..." and took off almost in tears.
18 And the best one: we have a young teacher who has been working there for only a couple of weeks, and his wife called one of the gals at the front, and got him a rose he'll be receiving tomorrow during fifth period.
19 Ah, Valentines!
20 Those of you who hate it and see it as unbearable, just fly low today.
21 Everything can get unbearable on Valentine's Day, and to many, it's the cruelest of all the "occasions".
22 Just put up with it. It'll blow over.
23 Appreciate yourself, and love who you are.
24 And know you can love everyone.
25 There's nothing you can do that can't be done...
26 Peace.
~H~
Comments (1)
i loves VALENTINES DAY because: 1) i can sit on the shuttles and hear all the VDay conversations going on around me. Single girls bitching about not having boyfriends, and attached boys bitching about their girlfriends' expectations for the day. 2) because its such a big deal, and everybody has an opinion on it. For instance my boss hates valentines day, and my apartment mate likes it because she has someone to share it with.3) i have an excuse to wear pink and get all girly with my makeup and hair because it's freakin Valentines Day and everyone should look cute, dammit.4) and you get free candy from people you barely know, and there's no poisoned candy from strangers stigma like Halloween. That is all! POST SCRIPT: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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