February 13, 2008
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1 So I was supposed to be boycotting teevee until the strike was over, but the other day I thought they had already settled. I was wrong, and clearly should never have given the Grammys the time of day.
2 It managed to get good reviews, somehow.
3 Pure trash.
4 Moving on: I'm getting pretty crabby in my old age. In the past two days I've been in the face of two people already, and yesterday I thought I was gonna do a hat trick.
5 The beauty part of working so hard is that when things go awry, you are generally right.
6 Nothing, really but two days in a row where someone walked into my world and became the village idiot.
7 My strength as a person is that when the village idiot gets up in my face, I pie 'em.
8 This person just needed to understand that I was a little displeased.
9 I used to fire off a couple of power drills through the theater walls, just to keep people honest.
10 But I've mellowed with age.
11 Unless it's the village idiot.
12 I have subtle ways of letting people know when I'm displeased.
13 Like starting their hair on fire with a gaze.
14 I'm quite certain the person probably discovered the error of their ways.
15 What you don't do is come storming into my office and telling me the way everything is going to be.
16 Nope.
17 I'll launch just a little attitude in kind. Always in kind.
18 Are you kind?
19 I should say...
20 That's all the grousing I'm gonna do today.
21 Some people just need to get pied.
22 Pie someone today.
23 Peace.
~H~
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I want pie! Gimme gimme!
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