February 8, 2008

  •    The Daily News

    http://www.topeverything.com/Default.aspx?p=showcontent&ID=159

    1  Last night I got so tired that when I began writing the DN I thought talking about my day would be interesting.

    2  Then I thought about it, and there was utterly nothing interesting going on yesterday.

    3  I had written about twenty different things for the DN, and none of it really had anything to say.

    4  But as always, right around 10:30 p.m. I began to drift off, which happens most nights.

    5  I tried prying my eyes open with toothpicks, but it was a losing battle.

    6  I began thinking of a short cut for today's DN.

    7  I KNEW I'd be asleep and unable to hit the deadline, but I just have this thing that the DN must make it to doorsteps.

    8  So here was the plan.

    9  I was going to go to Google and punch in "Copy Machine Butt Shots" and see if there actually was one.

    10  Then I was going to just do that as today's DN.

    11  Instead, here are the pictures that came up on that particular Google on that particular night:

    butt 1 bird butt 6 cowpokesbutt 4 cupid butt 2 big butt

    butt 8 uh yepbutt 7

    butt 3 JFKbutt 3 JFKbutt 3 JFKbutt 3 JFK

    12  Yep.

    13  That's JFK you see there.

    14  That's the one where the driver did it.

    15  I really thought an actual butt shot would be a perfect Frideee fun shot.

    16  As you can see, this collection is nothing of the sort.

    17  Anyway, I wouldn't revolve an entire DN around copy machine butt shots, now would I?

    18  Nah.

    19  You have a great weekend.

    20  Peace.

     

    ~H~

     

    cool guy

    http://www.xanga.com/bharrington

     

     

Comments (1)

  • i watched a documentary on JKF a couple years ago and they showed footage of the assassination. It was terrible. Anywho, yay for bring xanga back. Bye!

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