January 24, 2008
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1 Last night the teevee was on some channel that had this show on where people asked other people embarrassing questions.
2 I’m throughly convinced it was The Transylvania Show.
3 All vampires from the actual Transylvania.
4 You can’t beat that.
5 Holy macaroni.
6 I don’t really remember anything about this show except at one point, I found myself saying, “Okay Yoko, sick ‘em.”
7 All bets are off.
8 Moving on: Everybody talks about the weather but, uh, something.
9 California. I swear. Last night I think it got down to around 38 degrees and my fingers suddenly stopped dead cold.
10 They kept locking up on me.
11 But not until I discovered something about the Prezdent of the United States.
12 I found out that his office lied 935 times about Iraq so we’d go in there.
13 I think HE lied only a couple of hundred times.
14 Took the sting out for me, because as anyone knows, that goober is my hero.
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16 Anyway my fingers locked into a guitar chord last night and stayed there for around 40 seconds.
17 My dog walked in and slapped me.
18 Rained last night.
19 My bones froze, even though it was only around 38 degrees outside.
20 I thought for a second that I was Tening Norgay.
21 Californians, I swear.
22 It’s all balmy out and I’m feelin’ like Chilly Willie skating on a frozen pond.
23 It takes infinite patience to achieve instant results.
—Fortune cookie on Mars
24 Rented a tent.
A tent a tent.
Rented a tent,
Rented a tent,
Rented a rented a tent.
—Snare Drum on Mars
25 I never wrote Snare Drum on Mars. It was Vonnegut.
26 Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
27 Put on a skirt, Princess.
—Letterman’s writers in a message to Terrell Owens following his
heartfelt news conference last week28 That’s enough quotes. Three quotes. Yeesh.
29 Four quotes and you have a gallon.
30 Time to bow out.
31 Y’all have a good one.
32 Peace.
~H~
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