January 17, 2008
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The Daily News
1 So there’s someone on this planet who can’t live without this man.
2 Who has been seen in public places with this man:
And THIS man, who can knock a sparrow out of a tree with his uncanny ability to fart freely in quiet forests:
3 All three of whom worship strange gods:
2 And whose own interests are as varied as this:
So howzbout THAT?
3 I wasn’t sure if Ken and Vicki wanted to let the world know quite yet, but looks to me like it got out and is now officially amazing! I’ve sorta kept this to myself because I just wasn’t sure, but word had leaked out as early as last week when I was over at Independence for an Activities Directors’ meeting. Rocha threw a huge hint at me and Liz Dinh, the Activities Director over there, asked, “What about Ken?” to which Rocha and I both chimed, “Oh nothing!”
4 And on Tuesday Cari, my Principal, pulled me into her office where we just had a regular meeting, and then she said, “So, did you hear about Ken?
5 So I was gonna call ya Ponch, just to see if we could launch it in the DN, but ya scooped me, dawg!
5 Royalty.
6 I don’t wanna tellya how to do it, but I picture white horses and a coach.
7 Anyway, I said it earlier and I’ll say it again: Raise a glass.
8 To Royalty.
Maestro.
Strike up the Band.
Congrats.
Peace.
~H~
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