January 15, 2008
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by
Leonardo
1 I see that they have finally concluded that the Mona Lisa was in fact one Lisa Del Gioncondo, the wife of some Florentine cool guy.
2 I heard rumors that it was Leonardo’s mistress, that it was really a gay man, that it was possibly Leonardo himself, and it was Rupert Murdoch throwing banga signs.
3 I for one was impressed to know it was some guy’s wife that Leonardo was drooling over.
4 The only thing I drool over these days is my pillow.
5 Someone walked into a bar early this morning but for the life of me I can’t remember who.
6 So it goes.
7 Oh! I remember! My memory walked into a bar.
8 Yoiks.
9 I love conspiracy theories. I have this theory that those cell phone towers that you see everywhere are erasing our memories, as well as our abilities to think.
10 So…the Bill of Rights walks into a bar…
11 Just rambling.
12 I’m a Ramblin’ Man.
13 You know what I’ve been goofin’ on? How they now put the top of the straw wrapper on the straw when you order drinks at Starbuck’s.
14 I first noticed that around three or four years ago.
15 Then I noticed Jamba Juice doing the same thing. I asked the girl at JJ why they did that and she said, “It’s for sanitary purposes.”
16 I then looked into the glass window display, where pretzels and bread sticks had been sitting out for hours.
17 You can’t be too careful.
18 Well that’s that.
19 And that’s the news…
20 Peace.
~H~
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