January 9, 2008
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The Daily News
1 Tiger, tiger burning bright.
2 The news.
3 What a sad, sad story.
4 Last night the news talked of the funeral for the boy who had died, and instead of respecting the families for a day, they instantly started debating this and debating that in a three-ring circus of everything that’s wrong with the news.
5 Britney. Tigers. Fox News.
6 Meh.
7 Nothing is real.
8 The News last night said aloud, “Clinton winds up on top!”
9 Nah, I won’t go there.
10 Hey, just did.
11 M’bad.
12 Moving on: The Niners just hired an offensive coordinator that the Detroit Lions just fired.
13 Bet that was huge cause for celebration.
14 I’m pretty sure the Raiders have been looking at He-Hate-Me as their new offensive coordinator.
15 Nothing like rooting for local teams in the Year-of-our Lord 2008.
16 I read the news today, oh boy.
17 Somewhere in the course of listening to KGO, it was reported that someone has invented a device that is an MP3 Player and a taser.
18 What would YOU play while tasin’ some guy?
19 True story though.
20 Moving on, Part 2: I don’t really know what is going on with the writers’ strike, but they canceled the Golden Globe Awards, AND last night David Lettermen had 23 strikers, a bear, Spiderman, and Moses all go into a Jamba Juice and get noticed.
21 My favorite was the bear.
22 Not much on the old newsfront today, and most of what IS there is made up anyway.
23 No news, they say…
24 Well, I’m outta here.
25 Y’all have a good day.
26 Peace.
~H~
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