November 12, 2007
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The Daily News
1 So...Norman Mailer AND Dick Nolan walk into a bar...
2 Goin' wireless.
3 So it goes.
4 Mailer was just a great writer who was somewhat opinionated.
5 Both legends in their own circles, both gone but certainly not forgotten by those of us who were there.
6 Moving on: If there were no Tuesdays today would be Wednesday.
7 The theory holds.
8 I might add having no Mondays in January. I discovered this by accident earlier this year when it was brought to my frabjous attention that I inadvertently left all Mondays out of the January page of my calendar.
9 Excellent mistake. It's still there, even though I finally corrected it on Friday.
10 No Mondays in January. What a concept!
11 With idears that extraordinary, I oughta run for President some day.
12 I'm practically honorary CIA anyway. I don't think those bastards know what to make of me.
13 Frankly, I don't think they really care.
14 But it's all right, ma. Everybody must get stoned.
15 I've lost my harmonica, Albert.
16 Ah, just bored here on Tuesday. There's no time to lose, I heard her say.
17 You see, I already see Tuesday as not visible. It's like a free play in football. Or something.
18 So good-bye Ruby Tuesday.
19 Who could hang a name on you?
20 When you change with every new day, still I'm gonna miss you...
21 Peace.
~H~
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