June 12, 2007
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The Daily News
1 Wow.2 I gotta tellya, the end of a school year is filled with amazing stuff.
3 You know how teevee shows end their seasons with amazing developments? Well, MOST of 'em...
4 It would appear that is happening to me right now.
5 Can't say much, but there are things going on so quickly that I can believe they are even happening.
6 Since I got to the Chill on the Hill we've had amazing changes: people have come and gone so quickly I sometimes feel like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, only with an extremely manly side, of course, and a rough beard.
7 I'm starting to sound like Francis Flute.
8 Anyway, make no mistake I'm a manly man.
9 I'm not at all threatened.10 The other day on Oprah...
11 Never mind that. The other day on Spike Teevee someone mentioned that teaching was a "pink collar" job.
12 I assumed they were calling me a communist, so I got WAY threatened and started throwing frying pans and cupcake tins at the teevee.
13 Strike that. I started throwing my anvil and boxing gloves all around, and then I went to the fridge and knawed on a little raw meat.
14 ANYWAYZ.15 Ha.
16 I'm thinking of beginning my glue-snorting habit again.
17 It's been a while since I hurled something through a wall, but I guarantee I haven't lost my delicate touch. People what knows me knows I'm a poet when it comes to hurling heavy metal through strong walls.
18 Anybody lookin'? (looks around) "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE..."
19 Enough already.20 We need to settle down and begin taking all of this stuff seriously again.
21 I've lost my harmonica, Albert.22 I better go.
23 Have a great morning, then have lunch.
24 Peace.
~H~
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