May 10, 2007
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The Daily News
1 OPENING NIGHT!!!!. I always LOVE Opening Night! Ah, the excitement and wonder of a new show, especially a show as amazingly complex and hilarious as Bullshot Crummond! Live it, breathe it, remember it!2 Headline in yesterday's Merc News sports: Harrington unveils new energy in Round 2.
3 Ain't it the Truth.4 The fighter still remains. He's pretty bashed in, but his remains seem still somewhat intact. But fear not, the fighter still remains, indeed. Go Bullshot!
5 Moving on: That's pretty cool about King Herod's tomb.
6 Yep.
7 King Herod all right.
8 I'm darned tootin' excited about it.
9 Moving on agin: I'm feeling all rejected and emo these days. Po Po pityful me.
10 Ah, just kidding. It's just my job. I feel like I totally suck at it and that everybody in the place despises me. Makes me feel a bit barmy. You know, that feeling of barmy.
11 Otherwise, no issues.
12 Moving on, part 2: Sorry. <sniff> I need to move on...
13 dot...dot...dot...
14 Ellipses. Emo guys LOVE elipses.
15 I THINK that's how you spell it.
16 Series of dots. Ellipses.
17 Moving on, Flower Child Dept: I wrote a poem.
18 THAT's how emo I have become.
19 It goes like this: ? !
20 Like it? I LAHK it.
21 Something like that. I think it needs a kitten.
22 Moving on, part the Next: Need some laughs? Need a boost? Go see YB's Bullshot Krummond tonight at 7:30. I think it's only 3 bucks, but I got in to watch some of the rehearsal yesterday and they looked and sounded really good! Amazing how much kids can do in one day.23 Opening night. Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
24 To the Cast and Crew of Bullshot Crummond: Go out tonight and give us all the love you can. You get only six shots at kicking our asses, so you now own the destiny of this marvelous jewel. It's a powder keg. And a treasure, a very funny, brilliant and meaningful. And you know: just plain hilarious. You've done well. Now take it home.
25 You guys have all earned it. Deliver it. I absolutely love everything about the show, and it would appear that it has finally arrived.
26 You have arrrived.
27 Godspeed. That's it. Kick ass.
28 Peace.
~H~
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