May 1, 2007
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The Daily News
1 Tuesday.2 Get a helmet.
3 Ah, I guess it's not THAT bad.
4 The strange part of this strange little job that I now do is that it really emphasizes another oddity about me.
5 I mean, the entire synchronicity thing is odd enough, but I really think that massive coincidences happen to EVERYBODY, all the time, and that I just take notice of it, and it's interesting connection with major changes that happen in life.
6 But the second thing that is strange in my life is this, and I've told it to only a few people: I am thoroughly convinced that there has never been a day in my life when some woman wasn't mad at me. I include my own birth in that equation.
7 I don't know what it is, but every single day there is some dame who is absolutely fed up with me.8 It could be that I just suck, and just as many men are pissed at me as well, but I don't notice them because I couldn't care less.
9 But just yesterday, for example.
10 We had testing, and some gal asked me to go ask some other gal two questions.
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12 So off I went. The second question seemed really ambiguous and not clear at all, but the tone was, "Just DO it."13 So as I said, off I went. I found the gal and asked her, and when I returned with my answers, the FIRST gal said, "You didn't even ask her, like I ASKED you to do."
14 And then she gave me a look that would shame Medusa. She walked off.
15 Now...16 When I was younger, I would have been shamed, and guilty.
17 But now I just shook my head, thinking, "It's not my fault you hate your father."
18 JAY-zuss.
19 Seriously dude. I don't even acknowledge that stuff anymore, except to laugh at how often it happens.
20 Ponch knows. He has actually said that it's absolutely incredible.
21 I just got a kick out of it. That lady was SO mad it was uncanny.
22 Wimminz.
23 The irony is that I just LOVES wimminz.
24 Anyway, not much news outside of that one. I have around four up there on the Chill on the Hill who take turns loathing everything about me. It's pretty funny, really, because I just keep workin' hard, as always.25 It's pretty hilarious, really. I say this just because it's a slow news day and I thought I'd share that little tidbit so that when stuff happens, you can enjoy some of the stories that will come out of this.
26 That's my dark secret. Or my light one. ; )
27 I sure hope I didn't piss off any wimminz with it.
28 Aight then.29 Have a great day everybody.
30 Keep smilin' though your heart is breakin'.
31 Peace.
~H~
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