Month: March 2007


  • The Daily
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    What's it all about,
    Alfie?

    1  You start with a moose.

    2  That's the only
    thing I was determined to do on today's DN.

    3  I was going to
    start with a moose.

    4  And then I was going to see where it
    would head.

    4  But then I thought, "Why a
    moose?"

    5  I needed inspiration, and great writers always have
    a moose.

    6  <thud>

    7  But I got this e-mail
    from Helene yesterday. It was a disturbing picture.

    8  It was
    of Eddie Haskell standing with the Beave and Wally Cleaver.


    Now, not then.
     



    10  Here's then:

    11  It sort of took me by storm. It blew
    the moose right out of the water.


    12  I immediately switched ideas. Dorian Gray seemed suddenly
    quite the hot topic now, dancing through my frabjous mind.

    13  I've noticed that lots of people want
    nothing more than to go back in time and to enjoy the better days, the
    more normal days. The present isn't nearly as nice, and the future might
    already be here. It's a danse macabre. You need a moose to lighten things,
    and to make your heart race and embrace life once again. Poets have been
    doing it for centuries.

    14  Well, we're in the 21st century,
    but a goodly portion of people I know would love to be back in the 20th
    century. Good times, good days.

    15  When did life become so
    weird?

    16  Well, I have noticed that, but
    look. To make it  all a little brighter and more
    interestingly poetic, you start with a moose.



    We
    could take this fellow back further as well...





    Well, I don't really know...

    I"d personally like to go back
    to better days, if
    only for a brief
    time.

    whoa....

    17  Thanks Tink.

    Come on everybody,
    here we
    goooooooooo!!!!



    oh,
    my...



    Why, that's ME in my Senior year, a cadet
    teacher yearbook pic!!



    wow...
    truly

     
                                                           
    shameless boasting.

     

                                                                   Listen
    to me.

     

                                   
    If not to me, then to the moose within.


     What's it all about,
    Alfie?

    That's what the late, great Art Buchwald
    wrote in his
    very last column
    just before he left us...

    What's it all about,
    Alfie?

    I'd like to go back now.

    Take me back to
    now.




    Thanks, Tink.

    18  See? It's so simple.  You
    start with a moose.

    19  Live life. Love life. It's simple
    advice. Ask any moose.

     

    25  I hope that made things just a
    little brighter.
     
    26  So simple. That's it. Finish your
    coffee and get goin'. Just get goin' with a brighter grasp, and a racing
    heart. It's a bright, sunny Friday. Fly through your morning
    with brimming smiles and amazing grace.
     
    27  And don't thank me for your good
    mood.
     
    28  Thank a moose.

    29 
    Peace.

    ~H~



     
     


     





                  
        

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     drama 3 backstage left


    1  A very happy birthday wish to our own Shawna Fleming, who turns 21 today. Something like that. We love you man!

    Yesterday I got a phone message from the classic YB guru Mr. Paz Rocha. He is preparing a wonderful surprise in a few weeks and I went over to YB to talk with him about it.

    3   He wasn't in, so I wandered into the good ol' Theatre. The door was wide open and it felt wonderful walking in. Ah, the good ol' Theatre.

    4   Nobody was in there, so I went back into the piano lab, which is exactly as it ever was.

    5  Students were rehearsing for Bullshot Crummond. Cam was there and I was amazed at how really good she has become as a director. It felt so nice to see another Drama production in the works. GREAT cast, very funny and talented, and they were working out some of the stage combat bits. Some very fun ideas and stunts, and lots of laughterr going on.

    6  Seeing students working in the lab and laughing as all of us have laughed was quite sweet. There was a lot of history behind those laughs. Same laughs, different people, but really, lots of us who laughed in that same room, in that same building.

    7  The students had some hilarious accents going on.

    Sidebar: right when I wrote the word "accents" Jay Leno SAID the word "accents".

    9  The only reason I mention that is that this DN originally began as a piece on synchronicity because I got two back-to-back e-mails from people from the distant past last night, and I had just thought of both of them, even mentioning one of them earlier in the evening. Totally unrelated people from two entirely different generations of Drama people.

    10  The piece I originally had written was all about synchronicity, but I canned it because most people aren't that fascinated by it. More air being poured out of a Dixie cup.

    11 Moving off: Off the sidebar that is. I'm going back to where I was when I was interrupted by yet another coincidence. Where were we? Oh yeah, same laughs, different people, but really, lots of us who laughed in that same room, in that same building.

    12  It doesn't matter if you graduated in 1982 or if you will be graduating in 2007, that same room, that same building has had laughs and great joy from years and years of Drama Workshop productions. It's the room where Under-the-Clock took place, along with many, many years of  laughter, tears, joy, and the excitement that happens  moments before  major productions.

    13  Midway through watching Cam directing so beautifully, I looked over to her and asked if the students  were signing up for classes. She said they were right now. I then asked if they offered Drama next year.


    drama 2 backstage

    How backstage looked once, long ago...


    14 The answer hit me like a truck.

    15  No. They are offering Dance, but not Drama.

    16  Those of you in the know must realize what that answer means.

    17  My heart dropped as I watched the students rolling around like puppies, laughing and enjoying the same laughter that has been the very heartbeat of that building. I enjoyed the banter, the lines, the accents, the seriousness and the frivolity.

    18  It was just wonderful watching a show being put together by students, and watching how much Cam has grown as a director. She knew right when to praise someone, right when to stop and laugh, and when to step in and stage things. The students know how to run the program, and it was really fun.


    drama 3 backstage left
    A classic tech day.

    19  I stayed a bit longer and then bade them all a friendly good-bye. It felt so great.

    20  I got back out to the stage and a parent meeting was being set up. The girl setting it up came up to me with the wireless mic.

    21  "Can you help me? I can never get this thing to work!"

    22  I just smiled. "Sure." I pushed a few hero buttons and soon it popped on loud and clear. She thanked me, and I went out to the TOOOOOONDRA, drove around to my old portable and turned to leave. The sun was setting behind me, a beautiful sunset.

    23  They aren't offering Drama next year.

    24  I went through the old familiar parking lot. It felt grand.

    25  I drove back up Lucretia Avenue up towards Tully, past the apartments and all, just as the sun dipped behind me. It felt all so warm and familiar. I went over the hill, merged onto 101 and headed home, as I had done a million times before.

    26  I'm looking forward to the Show.

    27  I guess that's about all.

    28  I'm just looking forward to the Show.

    29  Peace.

    ~H~

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    Insomnia.

    1   It sure is funny how no matter how hard you try, you sometimes just can't control stuff. Like...well...oh...insomnia, for example.

    2  When I returned from my spring hiatus in San Diego, I swore I'd stay several days ahead of the DN. I was going to conquer insomnia once and for all.

    3  Ha.

    4  You should never rest, I swear to you. If you do, it'll come back and haunt you. Remember how I was going to write the DN at all different hours? I had it together for around four days. And then...

    5  Yesterday morning I found out that grades were due at 4 p.m. I thought they were going to be due at noon today, and had a GREAT jump on them. I was going to write the DN yesterday in the mid-morning and laugh at life once again. But grades were suddenly and unexpectedly due at 4 p.m. Someone made a last-minute switch. Here's what grades are to a teacher:


    6  Normally they ARE due at noon on Wednesday. For some reason, they switched, and I found out yesterday morning from another teacher.

    7  So bottom line: I lost 20 hours I thought I had and had to jam on this all day yesterday, which turned my head to mush.

    8  I had every intention of hitting the gym after school yesterday but thought I should just get home swiftly and nap so that I didn't fall asleep on the freeway. It's bad enough I was writing things on envelopes on Saturday. Having my head turn into a bowling ball and fall off my shoulders wasn't a good prospect.

    9  So I just finished the grades at exactly 3:59 and 21 seconds, and then jumped in the TOOOOOONDRA and headed home. I hit the couch at around 4:30 p.m. and snored deeply. Woke up long enough to catch a little Idol, then nodded off again, figuring I'd be awake at around 10 to do the DN.

    10  Wrong.

    11  I slept until midnight. I thought about just ordering some daisies and calling a priest because my head just didn't want to awaken. The daisies this season are really pretty healthy.
     

    12  Well, once I got up, I did a little churchsteeple with my fingers and shook like the family dog, I  found myself once again at the computer writing the DN late with the teevees blaring in the background and the dog nudging my wrist with her cold nose.

    13  Someday I'm gonna miss all this.

    14  So here it is, the middle of the night and I'm ready to go to the beach.

    15  I figure I'll get to sleep around 4 and awaken at 5:30.

    16  I actually thought it was funny that I systematically began changing my habits so that I could avoid insomnia, something that happens to me all the time. It clearly didn't work.

    17  Once I awaken after a long nap, it's tough to get back to sleep.

    18  I stay up 'and check e-mails, hit My Space, watch a little Craig Ferguson or Jimmy Kimmel, and then eventually read the Iliad or something. Nothing like Greek classics to get you to that special place.


    19  So right now I'm staring at this picture in yesterday's Merc News. It's some mom holding her baby on the beach while her other kid dances in the sand at Santa Cruz. He's a little half-pint with a huge grin and a perfect bucket hat. The guy is in heaven.

    20  Ah, the beach.


    21  Maybe I could go there in my sleep.

    22  It might put me to sleep. I have beach sounds somewhere on my clock radio, but I usually push the wrong button, and this obnoxious alarm goes off and every fire alarm in the neighborhood starts up, causing dogs to bark and neighbors to throw things like bricks and wives at my house.

    23  I'll just try it without the sound effects.

    24  So I'm going to try visualization.

    25  I'm going to the beach. At least in my dreams.

    26  It's a lot safer than driving.

    27  It's a beautiful day.

    28  Enjoy it.

    29  I'm going to bed.

    30  I can feel the sand on my feet and the sun on my face, hear the waves and the sweet gentle breezes moving through me.

    31  Time to sleep. Time to get up.

    32  Peace.

    ~H~





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    1  Looks like I missed yet another awards show.

    2  I really don't like them. I like tributes and all, but only to people who have put their lives into something.

    3  Besides, Van Halen wins an award but they clearly are too childish to put away differences and accept the award on behalf of their fans. What a buncha turds.

    4  I didn't bother watching. I did like the fact that Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones made a wonderful recovery from his fall from a coconut tree last year.


    Keith Richards honored the Ronettes
    last night.



    5  I hate when that happens.

    6  My whole deal is that they oughta have awards for normal schmucks. Good plumbers, mechanics, cab drivers, admins, soldiers, fancy dancers, and anyone who has to drag their butts out of bed early in the morning and battle all the stresses of a normal day and still do amazing work for years on end.

    7  Cuz yeah, I'd watch that.



    8  Ol' Goody Two-Shoes over here.

     


    Moving on: Well, Angie's Tom just got back safely from Iraq, and that's always good news. I'm continually amazed that people walking around here have no idea that there is even a war going on. Anyway I'd like to thank Evelyn for sending me that good news and I'd like to wish Angie and Tom all the best.

    10  They are all illustrious members of our very own Pigeon Players. I went into my storage area the other day (see yesterday's DN) and saw all the props leaning against the wall. Well, springtime is in the air and everywhere I see rejunenation taking place.

    11  Every year, I annually love those early teasing days of spring, when the world is mud-luscious. Not my words, the words of e.e. cummings, the poet.

    12  Moving on, well sort of:The other morning, my mom called just to talk about a DN I wrote last year. It was all about baseball. I don't generally really remember what I write from one day to the next, so I went back and it was pretty fun, just all about Opening Day, and a dream I had that I had actually gone to the game on a school day, just like a mischievous kid. Of course I would NEVER really ditch school and go to a Opening Day. So I just reported my DREAM about it. Yeah, that's the ticket. And of course, you can take that one to the bank.

    13  Anyway, mom just called because it was a beautiful day, an din fact, a beautiful weekend. Last year's baseball piece fit right in. I think it was on April 7 for those of you crafty enough to hit the archives.
     
    14  This past weekend got everyone going I think. Trees  blossomed, birds flitted, and young men's fancies are turned to <ahem!> other things. Radios had the slow, drawn-our loveliness of baseball broadcasters telling us who's on first, but really, it's all about hope and rebirth. Is there a better sound this time of the year than the crack of a bat and a crowd cheering?

    rock baseball crowd

    15  It beats watching some wretched awards show with egomaniacs strutting around for doing pretty much nothing.

    16  And it sure as heck beats falling out of coconut trees.

    17  So we count our blessings, I imagine. Just hearing my mom's voice talking about how she can't wait for the Giants to begin, and later that day having my daughters and their fellas over for a barbecue, or soldiers coming home to their loved ones: those are the things we have to file under the Stuff of Life.

    18  Well, that's about it for this morning. It's looking to be another gorgeous spring day, even though spring hasn't officially sprung.

    19  It has in my eyes.

    20  Play ball.

    21  Peace.

                                      
     
                                    
    ~H~







     
     

      

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    "We've just lost the nicest guy in rock and roll."

                                --Boston's official website

    1   So...Brad Delp walks into a bar...

    2   That would be Boston's lead singer, the guy who sang the megahits More Than a Feeling and Peace of Mind.

    3  So it goes...

    4  Sadly we also lost comedian Richard Jeni.

    5  All that can happen in three days.

    6  Ah, whataya gonna do?

    Moving on:  I'd like officially to wish Sunshine a safe tour of duty in Iraq. I was at a sendoff party on Saturday night and as always his family was warm and lovely. Be safe over there big guy.

    8  Time indeed grabs you by the wrist.

    Moving on, part two:  Amusing story about our hurried lives. The other night I had around four places to be all at once. I needed to rush over to my storage place, the place into which I jammed all my YB memories when I got the new job, when I realized the password to open the storage gate was home.

    10  Well, being 2007, the world wasn't going to let me do anything as leisurely as driving home to get the number. I had WAY too much stuff to do! So I called home and Helene said she'd look to see if she could find the card which had the number on it.

    11  I had a pen and an envelope on my front seat, so I picked up the envelope and pen and was ready to jot this down. Naturally, I was on the freeway but driving quite safely because I was using the horn as a desk. It's easier than it sounds. Plus for the three-mile stretch this would take, there were almost no cars on the road.

    12  Don't try this at home.

    13  Well, she started telling me the number and I knew I was driving fine. But as I was talking and getting the number I couldn't hear her because everyone seemed to be honking at me, even though there was very little traffic.

    14  I looked and was steering perfectly, going the speed limit, and I thought they were just upset because everyone HATES on anyone talking on a cell phone, and they also WAY HATE guys in huge trucks. Even OTHER guys in huge trucks hate guys in huge trucks, so I thought they were just being obnoxious.

    15  One horn seemed to come right in front of me, but there was nobody there, and I finally just yelled, "STOP HONKING AT ME BI#TCHES!"

    16  Yet ANOTHER guy honked.

    17  I started yelling out the window and saying, "JUST SHUT UP!" and other wonderful demands, like what I thought they could do with themselves.

    18  Finally one guy just laid on his horn for around eight seconds, which seemed like forever, and I just yelled, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FU@#K UP????!!!!"

    19  I looked down. I had the number written but my right hand was accidentally laying on the horn, and had been for all three miles.

    20                                           


    21  Gotta love it.

    22  I swear to you that happened. Ever do something totally stupid?

    23  Ironically I was wearing my Goofy Hawaiian shirt.

    24  I felt pretty goofy.

    25  I know it sounds all unsafe, but there was very little traffic and it was easier to do than it might sound. And I KNOW what anyone reading this is probably thinking.

    26  I'm sure a judge would understand.

    27  The one I flipped off for honking at me.

    28  Even though I was honking at myself.

    29  Just kidding.


    30  About the judge.

    31  I'd better leave now.

    32  I promise I'll never do anything so idiotic again.

    33  I swear to you.

    34  Maybe I'd better bow out gracefully here.

    35  Gotta love the sunny days.

    36  Have a good one, and have a laugh on me.

    37  Peace.


    ~H~




     

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    Remember when thirty seemed old
    Now looking back
    It's just a stepping stone
    To where we are
    Where we've been
    Said we'd do it all again
    Remember when

    Remember when we said when we turned gray
    When the children grow up and move away
    We won't be sad, we'll be glad
    For all the life we've had
    And we'll remember when
      
        Alan Jackson

    Thank you Mary
    for a lovely life.

    You taught the world
    what love is.

    Peace


    Bud



     

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    1  So...Captain America walks into a bar...

    2  This is not joke.

    3  Mark these words.

    4  Captain America.

    5  So it goes.

    Moving on: The past two days have been all about the music. Or maybe just all about music. Last night the concert band, symphonic band, and the absolutely sensational wind ensemble held court for me.

    7  I finally moved into a realm I could understand up there at the Chill on the Hill.

    8  It all felt real.

    9  Jen Kambeitz is our Choir teacher. Her choir door opens up to the city below. The other night I was chatting with her about music and the concert and looked out her door.

    10  San Jose was just this side of getting dark. It was that beautiful time of day when things look purple with the yellow street lights making it all look like a painting. I commented on it to Jennifer and she just said, "I love that view. It's my town. It's where I live, and have lived. It's home."

    11  Yep.

    12  Last night it was all about the music once again. Our school is blessed with the presence of the illustrious Steve Barnhill, an old chum from way back.

    13  I worked lights and this awesome fellow named Tom recorded. He and I both saw a dream team taking place at the Chill on the Hill.

    14  The music began. Steve would describe places that inspired the music, and then we'd just close our eyes and go there.

    15  I don't have my program, but the music painted pictures.

    16  One of the first songs took us to the poetic shores in Santa Barbara.

    15  We then took off to the mountains, and to the snow.


    16  And from there, to a meadow, where children played and enjoyed the wind.




    and a hint of patriotism...

    17  Music.

    18  I stood above, in the tech booth, where I belong, and fell in love with Performing Arts all over again.

    19  It's home.

    20  Music.

    21  The ride home had the same Beatles CD, called LOVE, which has some monumental moments. Strawberry Fields took me home, with its curious mix of Piggies, Hello Goodbye, and a number of other wonderful tunes all flowing every which way, almost mirroring a song ending by the Wind Ensemble.

    22 The music swirled and wound through me, and I was back in a Theatre, at a lightboard where I belong, loving the music as I always loved the music at YB.

    23  Music.

    24  Sweet.

    25  It's great to be home.

    26  Peace.

    ~H~



        

     

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    1  So...Ernest Gallo walks into a bar...

    2  So it goes.

    3  Music.

    4  Yesterday was just one of those days where every time I heard music it moved and
    rocked.

    5 Sometimes you just get like that.

    6  You know when you're feeling good and you just pounce around and pump fists, and act like the village idiot?







    7 That was me all day.

    8  Confidence, man.



    9  Things just going right. You're like Snoopy on a good day.

    10  And EVERY song you hear rings, rocks, and reels!

    11  It began early this morning when I popped in that strange new Beatles CD, the one put out by George Martin and his son, which opens with that great drum solo from Abbey Road, then twangs the opening chord to A Hard Day's Night (very corny if you ask me), and then rolls into what feels like an opening concert moment in which those drums from Abbey Road rock into Get Back.

    12  It rides wonderfully with the TOOOOOONDRA flying onto the freeway, and soon the clouds flew past as Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a lone-uh, but he knew it wouldn't last...



    13  Later, all the lonely people, and Mr. H will demonstrate ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground...

    14  Got in, had a GREAT day, and as soon as things began to move in on me, I exploded back into the TOOOOOONDRA and headed West for Starbuck's at Barnes and Noble, where there was this beautiful classical music dancing across the faces of great authors's works. It surrounded me with intelligence and love, and a whacking good Triple Venti White Chocolate Mocha fix. I almost skipped and danced through the store, shuffling here, shifting there, like Fred Astaire on a slip of air.



    15  Headed back up and it was our Choir's night to shine. I felt strange in a tech lightboard all dressed in a tie and all, so I took off the tie, took off my light green shirt and pulled my black hat on backwards. I found myself suddenly back in a tech booth, all dressed in black, listening to Amazing Grace, followed by an entire history of African-American roots music. Absolutely gorgeous.

    16  I got back out to the TOOOOOONDRA only to find a note in my wiper. It said, "Have a beautiful night, gorgeous!"  Haha, I kid you not!

    17  I wonder what his name was?

    18  JUST kidding! But that sign really WAS on the TOOOOOONDRA window to the EXCLUSION of all the other cars.



    19  I started struttin'. Then I looked at my reflection in the window and wanted to end it all.

    20  JUST....haha.

    21  And THEN I DIDN'T enjoy American Idol because that guy who looks like Flo and Eddie, the fat guy with the curly hair sucked last night even though he sang well.

    22  But then of all things, HOUSE (you know HOUSE, from the teevee show HOUSE) started playing the piano, and it just sounded beautifully haunting, but more music dancing through the night.

    23  It finally all calmed down. I slammed all this Lunardi's food when I got home, just zesty mustards and spicy hummus, with all sorts of goodly meats like turkey and ham, with cheese and lettuce, and yeah, who cares that I had a good time?

    24  But it rocked. I gotta tellya.

    25  Later I rolled into the hills above San Jose and listened to more Beatles, like WAY loud, and sang like a madman. At this time, I broke out this Milka bar from my secret stash and let it melt through my entire being.



    26  I turned into song, and then into a whisper, and then I just disappeared.

    27  Music.

    28  Bottabing.

    29  Have a great day. Have a great sing.

    30  PEACE.


    ~H~



          


      




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    1  Ruby Tuesday.

    2  We've gone there already but Mondays we expect to fly under the radar and duck and cover, but Tuesdays sometimes hit us like a thunderclap.

    3  It doesn't much matter right now because it is actually a minute past midnight on what I still consider to be Sunday night. I just finished Monday's DN, which I began on Sunday morning at around 4 a.m.

    4  It's a completely new approach to the DN, keeping it fresh and alive!

    5  You see, the new job involves awakening each day at around 5 to 5:30 a.m. and really not much time during the day to compose the DN. This took me about six months really to understand, but that little bit of earlier each day began to take its toll.

    6  Most days find me falling off somewhere around 3 p.m. and really dragging between the hours of 3 and 6.

    7  I'm pouring yet more air out of a Dixie cup, but the point is that the DN began to suffer. I kept falling asleep at the keys, but for some reason, something just drives this stuff.

    8  Pictures have been a large part of the DN in the past year or so. I absolutely LOVE looking for goofy pictures because they add so much fun to all of this.

    9  That search can take hours sometimes. Sometimes this thing goes up in around a minute, and other times it takes all evening.

    10  This new approach is fun, because in general, it's happening during moments when I am fresh and alive, and ready to pound my chest.

    11  I did that around twenty minutes ago and a ref began counting.

    12  But I got in the corner of the ring and clicked my gloves a few times.

    13  A little chocolate and cafe helps also.

    14  Anyone notice a little spring in the air these days?

    15  I'm still trying to get back the last three weeks of last summer when I suddenly  decided to change my entire life.

    16  No regrets.

    17  But Sunday I found myself already buying flowers, chlorine, looking at garden sets, and smelling jasmine. I love the Spring.

    18  March came in a bit like a lamb this year.

    19  I fully expect a lion as the madness pushes its way across the sky.

    20  But now when I look at the sky, I am beginning to see dreams coming through those clouds. I'm hoping that is happening to you too.

    21  Moving on: A friend of mine just passed away. Actually a friend of my sister Linda's. But she was and is a friend of everyone she meets. Or met. I prefer meets. She's probably meeting people right now and making them all smile.

    23  She was wonderful. She still is. Her name is Mary. She was a part of our huge spirit team in high school. Vivacious, positive and fun, and always there for everybody. I remember her senior year like it was yesterday.

    24  I found that out on Sunday night. Once again time grabs you by the wrist.



    25  That sort of thing has happened far too much these past two years.

    26  In most cases, it always makes me appreciate the life I have, and it makes me want to live life to its absolute fullest.

    27  Mary gave to everyone she ever met. She is always there with a huge smile and a caring sentiment.

    28  She doesn't know it, but she always inspired me to smile and to help people. She was one of my heroes. She still is.

    29  I can get up at 5. I can get up at 5:15.

    30  Life is for living. Life is for loving. Life is for learning.

    31  That was tough.

    32   I think that's it.

    33  Thanks for all the smiles and for all the love.

    33  Peace.

    ~H~




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    Pablo Casals and George Carlin

    1  From Saturday's Mercury News, page 2A, People section by Christina Frank, we get this short but amusing piece:
    Though he's approaching 50 years in show business, 70 years on the planet and decades of heart trouble, George Carlin says this is no time to slow down. "Pablo Casals was 94, the cellist, you heard of him?" Carlin asked as he spoke briefly by phone recently before leaving for the U.S. Comedy Festival in Aspen, Colo. where he kicked off his 50th anniversary celebration this week.

    "Pablo Casals was 94 and still practicing three hours a day and someone said to him, 'Why do you still practice three hours a day?'

    And he said, 'I'm beginning to notice some improvement.' "


    2  Gotta love George. Gotta love Pablo.

    3  I imagine the purpose of opening a Monday DN with that quote might be that the conference in San Diego succeeded. What conference? I don't remember. I just remember being happy about it.

    4  I took off on Wednesday afternoon to San Diego for a CADA (that's the California Association of Directors of Activities) convention, which sounds boring but really is a HUGE convention of leaders who train leaders! It was gonna be THE event. They billed it as such. Well, it was. LOVED San Diego, loved the climate, the history, the area, and the event.

    5  Learned.

    6  We underrate learning.

    7  We become cynical and too busy to realize that we have grown intellectually sometimes.

    8  Life is for learning. Old Woodstock concept.

    9  Q. Why would any teacher who has been teaching for years even begin to think he or she might learn something?

    10  A. I learned a ton of things.

    11  Q. Why would a teacher want to change a career so late in the day?

    12   A. I consider it early in the day.

    13  I'm beginning to show some improvement.

    14  Moving on: Well, jet lag has its advantages. I am writing this edition of the DN on Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. The dog poked her nose under my wrist while I was sleeping and decided my rest time had expired. So I got up, let her out, and then looked through the four billion e-mails that inevitably arrive when you've ignored your mailbox for five days.

    15  Makes me feel wanted.

    16  Too bad almost all four billion are spam.

    17  Nah, just got in early Saturday afternoon. On Wednesday I had dropped my TOOOOONDRA keys on the parking lot of the San Jose Airport. Rocha said he saw me lock the car with them, so I didn't over-worry. Spent the entire time in San Diego figuring they were either found and in the Lost-and-Found, or that I had to get myself a new TOOOOOONDRA.

    18  When I finally landed Saturday afternoon, I called Lost-and-Found. My keys were attached to a red-and-black Pirates-of-the-Caribbean lanyard; they have a skeleton key and a Toyota key attached, as well as a huge Class of '07 key ring. The woman at the Lost-and Found said, "Ah, this one's easy! We have it. Come on down!"

    19  So I dashed to Terminal C, second floor, and NOBODY was home. White Courtesy Phone. "Um...yes, I just called and a lady from Lost-and-Found has my keys. Can someone come over and get them to me please?"

    20  Pause.

    21  "I'm sorry sir. The Lost-and-Found is closed on weekends."

    22  Huh?

    23  I'll keep it short, but I had to convince them that they weren't closed because some lady had found my keys and told me to come over and to get them.

    24  Ever just wanna bop someone?

    25  Anyway, after around twenty minutes, this cop appeared and brought me into the Lost-and Found DARK office. He went into another room and began firing questions at me. "Can you describe the keys?"

    26  "Toyota key attached to black-and-red Pirates-of-the-Caribbean lanyard with several other things."
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    27  "Can you tell me what those other things are?"

    28  "Yes. A skeleton key and several small master lock keys."

    29  I heard jingling. "Anything else?"

     
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    30  Dude.

    31  "Not that I can think of."  The Class of '07 key ring was a late addition. Bought it from the Senior Class and didn't even remember it was on the ring.

    32  "Any OTHER things?"

    33  Is it just me? Wouldn't just the red-and-black lanyard have been enough?

    34  "Ah...a Class of '07 keyring?"

    35  "Okay. Is there anything else?" I kid you not. He asked that.

    36  Finally he brought the keys out. Clearly mine. I said, "Wouldn't the black-and-red Pirates of-the-Caribbean lanyard and the Toyota key have been enough to ID those?" He STILL hadn't handed them to me yet.

    37  "OH!!! Well, you never said 'PIRATES'. You just said 'Caribbean.' Here you go." At which point he nonchalantly handed my keys across the counter.

    38  You can't be to careful.

    39  I'm beginning to notice some improvement though.

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    40  That's my story.

    41  Great to be back.

    42   Looks to me as though we're back in business.

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    43  Peace.

    ~H~




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