January 11, 2007
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The Daily News
1 So…Yvonne De Carlo walks into a bar…
2 SO much news, so little time today.
3 My computer totally froze last night and early this morning, so the usual grand perfection that so defines the DN will be sadly lacking today.
4 Rush job.
5 So sorry.
6 So here goes the rat-a-tat.
7 Bush’s Policy: Project for a New American Century. Look it up. PNAC. Scariest thing you’ll ever read. Get copy of his script from last night. Compare the two. Make your own judgement. Truth will out.
8 The amazing thing is how history will treat all of us for ignoring those sorts of things. It’s a disgrace.
9 Bonds: Told ya. I stopped cheerleading that banana a few years ago. Truth will out. Not only did he test postive for meth, he tried to pin it on a teammate, making him a liar and a junkie. You, outta the pool. Sorry Bonds fans. Baseball’s darkest moments lie ahead, sorry to say. That’s the sad thing about reporting the news: it isn’t always pretty.
10 B-r-r-r-r, sure got cold all of a sudden!
11 Moving on: According to the United Kingdom’s chief scientist, Sir David King, robots should be given full rights, the same as citizens. Some of Sir David’s suggestions for full rights would be housing, financial support, health care, etc. Naturally, someone is going to comment on this sort of stuff, so the Financial Times reported that if all that happens, then robots will also have to pay taxes and register for the draft.
12 Hmmm…
13 Moving on, part 2: Once there was a time when men dared to dream...so begins the ad campaign for Camelot, which will begin a two-week run at the Center For the Performing Arts. This is being sponsored by by the American Musical Theatre of San Jose, and stars the absolutely amazing Michael York.
14 Tickets are available for this one, brief, shining moment by calling 1.888.455.SHOW, or by going to www.amtsj.org. You might want to e-mail Lwashington@amtsj.org for a more personal treatment. Prices range from $13.75-$73.00.
15 By all means, make that one happen. Michael York as King Arthur. This guy is one of the greatest maintstream Shakespearean actors in history. His main credits included Tybalt in the “old” Romeo and Juliet, Franco Zefferelli director, and also as Lucentio in Zefferelli’s absolutely fabulous Shrew. Our younger set might recogize Michael York as Austin Power’s boss.
16 No time to put in pictures, or even to check spelling, or grammar, or anything today, so I just wanted to hit the DN deadline.
17 So there you have it, a DN rush job to beat the band!
18 Peace, see ya tomorrow!
~H~
Note: Today’s DN is a bit late due to computer freeze.
Technically, I DIDN’T miss a deadline, right?
Uh…right?
Here’s a preview of tomorrow’s DN:
