| 1 Ah, it’s just grand to be back.
2 Actually yesterday rocked. I spent it answering e-mails and flying under the radar, like any good red-blooded American the day after New Years.
3 Yesterday was clearly THE most useless Tuesday of the year.
4 Of course, the year was only one day old, but I’m sure you see my point.
5 Well, Wednesday already. I thought it would never get here. Good old Hump Day.
6 I can’t believe they even allow that.
7 Calling Wednesday Hump Day.
8 I mean, come on.
9 That has baggage man.
10 Like personally, a name like that carries certain doubly entendrees.
11 Sorta like whenever I think of Hump Day, I can only think of one thing.
12 I mean, come on.
13 Camels. Ack!
 Whew! That was a close one!
14 Get your mind out the guttuh.
15 I just think it makes kids think of Camels, and Camels capitalized are a double entendree that makes otherwise intelligent people want to smoke filterless ciggies, thus causing decay-of-the-teeth and face, as well as jaundice, or so I’ve heard.
16 In some countries, when an American says he just smoked a Camel, people think he shot an animal that is stuffed with chicken, turkey, and some say hummus made from pea beans and bananas.
17 But that theory is a tad slipshod, if you ask me.
18 How did it ever come to this?
19 Well, we gotta get through this week somehow.
20 And when you talk of Camels, it’s like talking about sweetening your tea.
21 One hump or two?
22 You take care.
23 Enjoy your very own Hump Day any way you wish.
24 I’m going to go off and smoke a Camel.
25 Peace.
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1 Ah, it’s just grand to be back.
11 Sorta like whenever I think of Hump Day, I can only think of one thing.
