December 5, 2006
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The Daily News
1 Ah, good ol’ Christmas. Nothing like the holiday season to really bring out the best in people. And the worst. And the ability to GOOF OFF!!2 Tuesday already. And if we had gotten RID of Tuesday the way I said, it would already be Wednesday.
3 But nope.
4 Tuesday.
5 Nothing like the Christmas Countdown.
6 It’s like we still have a LOT of time left until Christmas, but everyone is keeping an eye on the goof-off clock.
Even Santa likes to GOOF OFF at work
this time of the year!7 Maybe they should KEEP Tuesdays, but get rid of the entire first third of the month of December.8 Say…just start December on December 10. Just wipe December 1-9 out and start right in on the 10th.
9 Makes perfect sense.
10 It makes the month go swifter, saves you money on gas, food, and all sorts of things.11 And yeah, it does shorten your shopping time for Christmas, but that also does your feet a huge favor.
12 It would suck if your birthday fell in there somewhere though.
13 Well, not really, because you could just celebrate it on the weekend anyway.
14 And you could save on parties, because so many other people would be having a birthday party that you could combine and have a huge bash.
15 Nope, can’t see any purpose to the first 10 days of Christmas. Well…maybe if you’re supposed to get a paycheck in there. You should just get it on the 11th.
16 Wait, are those days the main days of the song? Are they the first 12 days in December, or what the heck are they?
17 And I was talking about 10 days anyway. Hmm. Christmas shopping would be more rushed. But anyone can adjust to that. Yep, I’m liking the idea. I may think it through and begin some sort of implementation plan. It’s all process, don’t you know.
18 Actually I’m just killing time because it’s Tuesday and I just don’t have a heck of a lot to say today.
19 But I just may be on to something here.
20 I think I’ll take it to the lab and have it analyzed.
21 Perfect excuse to goof off from the DN.
22 Life’s good.23 Peace.
~H~
