October 25, 2006
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The Daily News
1 Time to step it up.2 It’s getting to look a bit like Halloween.
3 I don’t know about anyone else but I just about become the Minister of Mirth every Halloween.4 I love the entire ritual.
5 Halloween is on Tuesday of next week, unless someone outlaws Tuesday.
6 I’m going as an Activities Director.
7 I was going to go as a skeleton, but I really didn’t think I even remotely resemble a skeleton.
8 But I knew we were getting to it a week or so ago when Starbuck’s brought out the Pumpkin Spice latte’s. The first time I had one of those I wanted to drive home in a pumpkin!
9 I just watched a commercial for Dianne Feinstein just now. SHE shopped around and is going as Roy from the Mickey Mouse Club. Perfect. All she needs is the haircut, the shirt, and the ears.10 Yep, ya gotta love it. HIdden Mickeys.
11 Moving on: Very fun stuff coming up on Tuesday evening. Tuesday. Again, that’s Halloween. Conan O’ BRY-YAN has turned his entire show into one re-run that has everyone in it turned into a skeleton, like a Grateful Dead video.
12 Every silver lining has a touch of grey.
13 That sounds like it would actually be sorta cool.
14 I guess I just love Halloween. Something about autumn, football, and Halloween that just makes October fly.
15 Blustery days. I almost got killed by a cascading walnut this morning. You got to pick up every stitch. Oh, LAWD, must be the Season of the Witch. Yeah. Must be the Season of the Witch.
16 Was it last year or the year before that I almost got run off the road by a drunken gorilla?
17 Two years ago.
18 Time flies, must be the Season.
19 Or maybe I’ll be a pirate…
20 Well! Gotta get started!
21 You have a great day.
22 Peace.



