Month: October 2006

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    Chaplin, the pliant symbol of the Drama Workshop.

    1  Happy Halloweeeeeen!!!!

    2  I’ve had my share of Happy Halloweens over the years.

    3  Always fun, always something eerie goes down. This will be the first time since I arrived
    at YB so many years ago that I won’t be having ghost sessions in the Theatre. Well, I can’t really say in the Theatre, because I don’t recall if I took my classes over there on Halloween in the early days. But I went in there yesterday, and the old Theatre looks pretty ragged these days. Fortunately, this group of students is still keeping it going. I’m sure I’ll be in there tomorrow, just for old times sake, and to offer them the support they deserve. But it really looks like it’s been torn to pieces. It kills me. It’s been ransacked, and looks a bit like a ghost town.

    4  Anyway, I do know that when I was a student teacher, which was when dirt was invented, I turned the lights down in my classroom and we told scary stories. That was way back in the day, up in Chico, California, one of my favorite places on the planet.

    5  At YB, I began that same way, if memory serves, and eventually I had students telling real stories to one another, and some of the stories scared me to death. There were stories of Grandparents sitting in corners of rooms, of the smell of roses drifting from one room to another, of students feeling pinned down in bed, or of Ouija boards banging under mattresses, and of those scary things being thrown away, burned, etc. only to return on someone’s porch.

    6  I mentioned yesterday that I used to pour myself a brandy at midnight and play the recordings of the students’ stories at the very witching hour, complete with a candle burning and all. I used to do this after all the trick-or-treating and stuff. I loved it.

    7  Later on, students began telling me there was a ghost in the Theatre. I always laughed and made fun of them, but they told me she wanted to communicate with me, and that she did so through making the seats click.

    8  She.

    9  The told me her name was Heidi, and that they reached her through a Ouija board.

    10  I always treated that rumor as a joke, but each year, weird things would happen, and it got curiouser and curiouser.


    Honest Abe played a huge role in the Heidi Chronicles.


    11  Eventually, a series of strange coincidences and unexplained things began occurring with more and more regularity in the Theatre. It certainly got my notice, as well as the notice of many students through the years. There were seats clicking, smells, coincidences, odd things revolving around the numbers one and nine, and those things continued all the way up to and including last year.

    12  It expanded beyond Heidi, and I started to report many of the things to various people, and many students saw some of the most amazing coincidences in the world, especially last year.

    13  Since I moved to the Chill on the Hill, very much of it has stopped, although the jungle noise the other night seemed interestingly timed, and just today I told students that coincidences are among the most amazing aspects of the story, and of life, for that matter.

    14 I said, “Did you ever think of someone you haven’t seen in around six years, and then get a phone call from them soon afterwards?” That was all I used as an example of what Jung and Dr. Wayne Dyer refer to as synchronicity. Most of the students come alive with that question.

    15  Tonight I was watching some cop show or other, and I was daydreaming when I heard a character on the show say, “Did you ever think of someone, and then they show up soon afterwards?” or words to that effect. Nothing really weird, but interesting, at best. I had spoken almost those identical words earlier today. Nothing really amazingly coincidental, but duly noted.

    16  The deeper, stranger occurrences that happened in the YB Theatre have been rounded up in a piece I wrote several years ago entitled The Heidi Chronicles, after the play by Wendy Wasserstein. The Heidi Cronz can still be accessed by going to www.ybdrama.com and navigating to the link. Once there, it gets weird pretty quickly. Since I first wrote it, some of the web pages have overlapped, and I haven’t gone in there to fix it, but it’s still there. And it goes all the way up to a couple of years ago. I tried to update it last Halloween, but it just wouldn’t let me. It was pretty weird.


                                                 “…it got curiouser and curiouser…”

    17  Last year I had a ton of coincidences, so many that it was almost every other day, more than I ever experienced. I was going through a very tough time adapting to all the changes that were happening all around me, and seats clicked, but absolutely amazing coincidences kept happening with incredible frequency. Many students and alumni saw the stuff happen with their own eyes. No real ghosts, to be sure, but the coincidences were so out of control that it was either the most amazing year for the odds of things happening, or there was something quite amazing going on.

    18  Anyway, today, I’m going to continue the tradition of telling the stories, but I don’t feel close enough to my Leadership students really to go there quite yet. But my English class, which I absolutely LOVE, is primed and ready. I have bonded with the Freshmen class, ironically. They have bonded to me as well, because in many ways, we are all new to that place, and already I have spent more time with them than with any other group on campus. I have twenty of them. That’s it, so I’m going to tell them the stories today. I may take them to the school’s Theatre, but I have utterly no connection with the Theatre, so I might just bring all twenty into my office, which is the only real place I have there that feels like it’s my own classroom, or space, if you will.

    19  It’ll be interesting, that’s for sure. I shall tell them the Heidi Chronicles. I’ll finish, and will finish my day, and go home to enjoy this wonderful evening of strangeness and mystery.

    20  I’ll try to update the Heidi Chronz at the end of the evening. Last year it didn’t let me, but I’ll try again this year. It’s time for an update.

    21 Meanwhile, read it again. It’s always an interesting ride, and there are things I couldn’t tell anyone, and some of those things are the strangest of them all. But every single thing is as precise and as correct as my own memory serves.

    22  So as you go through the day, enjoy the fun. There is always something in the air on Halloween. You just have to feel it; sometimes it’s in the trees, sometimes it’s in the breeze.

    23  But it’s always there.

    24  Happy Halloween.

    25 Peace.



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    1  Moo.

    2  It’s 8:39 on Sunday night as I begin writing this. It’s actually 9:39, but it’s Daylight Saving Time turned back or something.

    3  You know what I mean. I don’t think there’s a person walking around who understands Daylight Saving Time. It has something to do with cows and crops and stuff, but really, it’s just become a part of livin’.

    4  Actually, it has nothing to do with cows and stuff. It began with something Benjamin Franklin wrote about saving daylight, but the entire history of it is pretty goofy and starts getting into guys in Parliament with wigs and stuff and seems pretty irrelevant to anything having to do with why we do it, or still do it.

    5  Part of it has really to do with just enjoying longer days during the summer. I began to Google it last night but my computer tends to freeze, so I thought I’d just back off and let y’all know that my investigation came to an abrupt halt. Then I realized that it is actually now 8:52 instead of 9:52 and I smiled because I “gained” an hour of sleep last night. I even dreamed that I had a hand in turning the clocks back an hour, like Harold Lloyd.


    Harold Lloyd holding back the hands of time in Safety Last (1923)

    6  So I got up early and went cow-tipping, just so I could goof on being a Mid-Westerner.

    7  Or a Mormon.


    8  Don’t even lie, Mormons! You know darned well you’ve tipped at least one cow! I’ve never met a Mormon who didn’t. The cows know.


    Insomniacal cow, circa 2005.

    9  Anyway, I always thought it was called Daylight SavingS Time, but I got righted immediately by the no-lifers who write useless stuff that people could Google. I just wasn’t interested in reading all the history and stuff.

    10  It’s Halloween Eve anyway, and I always turn to ghosts and urban myths this time of the year. I love this time of year so much it’s not even funny.

    11  Like my daughter Caitlin and I were shopping in Tar-jey the other day and we were walking through the Halloween display, which was pretty fun. The orange, black, purple, and green colors just worked, and all the witches and goblins and costumes and things brought wonderful memories of autumn leaves,  costumed kids, and  black cats to our minds, and we just laughed at how cool it is.


    12 And right across the aisle there were these way funky Christmas snowmen, completely out of place, with coloured lights and red and green and tinsel and all, and it just seemed not to fit at all, at least not yet. Like it was WAY incongruent with the sleek system of Halloween as an art. Christmas works, but only when it gets chilly cold and all.

    13  Right now it is completely out of place with the Halloween cool. I just love Halloween, costumes, witches, ghosts, the entire history of it, as well as some of the eerie things that happen to me personally every single year.



    14  So we’ll continue to celebrate the Halloween thing. Plus it was Nicole’s birthday on Saturday and Helene’s birthday today, which means we do nothing but have great food and lots of parties, all celebrating the Halloween season.

    15  Right now Helene is sitting on the couch with a cat across her lap, a dog at her knee, and Todd the black cat walking across her shoulders. She looks like Circe, I swear to you. It’s good times, and it’s Fall, and life is good.

    16  Some sort of old school fifties rock is playing on one of the fifty TeeVees that blare through this place each night. It’s a good sound, to be sure.

    17  And it’s almost time for me to stop writing the DN, and I’m not at all exhausted.

    18  Somehow I guess I have Daylight Saving Time to thank for that one. Somewhere, somehow, I guess I saved some time, and I feel refreshed. I’m also almost done with today’s edition of the DN.

    19  In fact, why not call it a night?

    20  I can get to bed early and be refreshed for Halloween Eve.



    21  I know, I know. I write this at night and it isn’t mailed off until the morning, so sometimes it gets mixed up, especially now that I get up each morning at 5 instead of at 7. So when I could save a little time, I just do.

    22  So it’s actually Halloween Eve Eve as I write this, but by the time it gets delivered to your door, it will be Halloween Eve. But then some people confuse Halloween Eve with Halloween NIGHT, which is completely different. Halloween Night is when the spirits fly all over the planet, and you are protected from their evil if you are in disguise. And midnight is the official witching hour. I used to have students tell ghost stories on Halloween, and then I’d listen to by candlelight at midnight. I’d sip brandy and enjoy a good hour of stories.

    23  I eventually had so many requests for the Heidi chronicles that I abandoned telling ghost stories altogether. Oh, I’d have a day where I would tell some, and the students would tell some, but everyone wanted the Heidi stories. It became a tradition.

    24  Anyway, more on that perhaps tomorrow. Meanwhile, I think I’ll bow out and get a decent night’s sleep.

    25  I’ll mail this off in the morning, or maybe if I awaken around 3 a.m. I’ll mail it off then. Either way, have a wonderful, blustery day.

    26  Happy Halloween Eve. Happy Birthday Rene.

    27  Peace.




    ~H~










                











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    1  Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love Fridays?

    2  It’s fun because I tend to begin my Fridays on Thursdays. I had a Pepsi Fat last night. That’s how I party now. I had ice cream in the afternoon, and pushed the envelope to Pepsi Fat. I’m not really a Pepsi guy, but it was the only game in town. I’m not ANTI-Pepsi, by any means, but I just like Coke better.

    wild 4 coke

    3  One thing I’ve noticed about having a position that is close to management: you get into chocolate and caffeine.

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    4  At the Chill on the Hill, the Activities guy is right up there with management all the time.

    5  People what know me just can’t quite get that.

    6  I’m as un-management as a man could get, always avoided those guys, and now I have this big, strong power pack strapped to my side, a communications system that I wear like a bad-ass marshall in the Wild West.

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    7  Bad Ass Bill. I just thought that’d be a cool name. I go by lots of nicknames.

    8  Bad Ass Bill. That’s the Western gunslinger character in me.

    9  He’ll be one of my guys when I finally separate into these various characters who have more or less become who I am: I’ve been Boffo, Bounty Hunter, Cabal, Cap’n’ Numb Skully, El Professore, H, Super H, El Directore, from the Ministery of Mirth, Live from Mars. And now, Bad Ass Bill.

    10  Anywho, that’s me in a name. I have been called all of those things at various times in my life. I’ve been called a lot worse. And I love each character; in fact, I’m half tempted to write a play with all of them in it.

    11  I shall call it My Bad Self: A Legend in my Own Mind. The only one who will believe it will be my mom. I’m guessin’ nobody else would care. Like everyone else in the world, I’m all about myself! Haha! (Dusts off his coat and straightens tie.)

    12  Haha! YEEEE-UH! So gangsta.

    13  So gangsta.

    14  Moving on:  Fun DN tonight for all sorts of reasons. Nhat made a Halloween mix for Helene, and  it’s great. It’s all rock, but it’s awesome. It has AC/DC, Metallica, Psycho, and all sorts of awesome Halloween stuff, like 30 tracks. I have it cranked instead of the TeeVee, and I also purchased this just grand old strobe light, so I have all that goin’ on while I’m fixin’ to finish writing this tonight.

    15  The fun thing is that Nhat  came up to the Chill on the Hill last night right when I began writing the DN, and he got to watch the whole process of getting it from concept to finished product. No rules, but it does go up in an intersting fashion each night.

    16  I was enjoying watching it take shape, but I also realized that it was getting late; I worked a volleyball game and hopped on the computer midway through the third game. I told Nhat I was looking to a sort of Wild West theme, and so I just began cutting, pasting, and watching the DN come alive. I then went home and listened to this Haunted House Halloween Party Mix that Nhat made for Helene’s work.

    17  When I got the haunted mix and the strobe, however, all bets were off with the Wild West theme. It was an instant Halloween party.

    18  I’m having this HUGE  Halloween party now, as I sit at home continuing writing, but everyone else is asleep, so  I guess I’m the only one invited.

    19  It’s three minutes to Friday. I have the stereo cranked, lights down, strobe up, and Halloween in the air. Here is the list of songs, not in the same order, but you’ll get the idea. It’s a total party CD playing:

    Ghostbusters – (from the movie)
    Nightmare On My Street -DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince
    Purple People Eater
    Dead Man’s Party-Oingo Boingo
    Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
    Nature Trail To Hell-Weird Al Yankovic
    Monster Mash
    Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-The Tubes
    Tubular Bells (from the Exorcist)-Mike Oldfield
    Creatures of The Night-KISS
    Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)-Concrete Blonde
    Ghost Of A Texas Ladies Man-Concrete Blonde
    Zombie Stomp-Ozzy Osbourne
    Bark At The Moon-Ozzy Osbourne
    Dead Shall Rise-The Dark
    The Dark-The Dark
     I Put a Spell on You (Bette Midler-from the movie Hocus Pocus)
    Thriller (Wacko Jacko)
    People are Strange AND Riders on the Storm (The Doors)
    Highway to Hell (?)
    Hell (Squirrel Nut Zippers)
    Dead Man’s Party (?)
    Psycho Theme (from the original Hitchcock movie)
    I’ll Be Watching You (Sting/Police)
    Sympathy for the Devil (Rolling Stones)
    Black Magic Woman (Santana)
    Enter Sandman (Metallica)
    Shout at the Devil (Motley Crue)
    Twilight Zone (Golden Earring)
    Fire (Arthur Brown)
    My Little Demon (Fleetwood Mac)

    20  I know, I know, how could you leave out (fill-in-the-blank)?

    21  Or  (fill-in-the-blank)?

    22  The answer is this: It’s a party! Make that mix for yourself before the weekend is over, and then throw out a strobe and some fine bevs, and I guarantee a good time. It’s working for me.

    23  So I’m gonna shout at the Devil, and crank up the tunes!

    24  It’s Friday, after all, and a Halloween weekend!

    25  Throw on the mix and party on!

     

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    26   It’s fun!

    27  Have a wonderful weekend everybody.

    28  Peace.

     

    ~H~

     

     


     

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    1  I think my local 7-11 keeps dead bodies in the back.

    2  I swear to you, because when I remove a carton of ice cream, I get it
    home and it seems to bend more spoons than Uri Geller.

    3  It’s Haagen-Dazs with the two dots over the top of the first “a”, triple  chocolate, of course! I consider it a diet ice cream because you can’t scoop it.


    4  Last week it happened with Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey! I let the carton sit on the sink overnight and it STILL was frozen.

    5  By noon, it finally moved, and by dusk it began to melt.

    6  I’ve been working on this new batch since Tuesday. I keep thinking something is lurking in there, like a finger. I keep thinking I’ll one day go into that 7-11 at the wrong time and discover something I shouldn’t…



    7  But the freezer in that 7-11 is so cold, so frozen…it gets strange things walking through my thoughts in the middle of the night…





    8  I end up walking to my refrigerator and getting out the frozen ice cream. That’s the irony. And because that freezer is clearly used as some sort of freaky morgue, my spoons bend when I finally try to dig a spoonful of ice cream into my mouth.

    9 Every spoon in my house is bent. I’m thinking of taking up whatever psychic science it is that bends spoons, only I fully intend to bend all the spoons in my house back to their original state. That’ll be MY gimmick. Straightening house-declaredice cream spoons. I’ll be more famous than Uri.

    10  I don’t believe I’m the only one who bends spoons either. Come on. Admit it. You have at LEAST one bent spoon from when you get greedy with ice cream!

    11  Haha! Come on…

    12  Most people just bend one, that’s the funny thing. Like, “Oh, that’s our ice cream spoon!” The reality is that you don’t want guests to see those spoons, so you designate one as the “ice cream spoon”. Because if you DON’T do that, and the then the soup course you serve spills all over some guest, your guest will run screaming and careening out the door and down your block because the soup leaked out as though it were served from a bad ladle you purchased from Target. And your only recourse is to say, “Oops! Wrong spoon! M’bad! You had the ‘ice cream’ spoon! So sorry!” And later in the night, you sit up all night mortified.

    13  Uri Geller. I pulled that guy right out of my ear.

    14  Uri Geller. That’s going back. Uri Geller. That just occurred to me.

    15  Our younger DN affectionados might not know of him, but all you older geezers will remember the guy. He was this psychic guy whose claim to fame was bending spoons with his “mind”. He did all sorts of other amazing things, but his spoon gimmick always wowed ‘em.


    Uri and spoon. Clearly ice
    cream didn’t bend this one.

    16  At one point he was so popular that Michael Jackson wanted to hang out with him. If you put the both of them in a window at Halloween, you wouldn’t even need a pumpkin. They were like two peas in a proverbial pod, I swear.

    Uri and Michael bemused by
    something.
    17  Geller’s career later went in the tank when some guy named The Amazing Randi exposed him for a charlaton. In fact, if memory serves, The Amazing Randi was this low-budget ex-magician who went around de-bunking guys like Geller and Psychic Sylvia Browne, who has been a part of the famous Heidi stories of yore. But the Amazing Randi debunked all of that stuff.


    The Amazing Randi.
    the psychic party-poop.

    18  I remember listening to the very practical Randi, who was able to duplicate any amazing “feat” Geller would do, and who has a standing offer to debate Browne, and who has also offered a million dollars to anyone who could produce a ghost. As far as I know, Browne agreed to meet with him, but has yet to appear. So The Amazing Randi debunks her, as well as anyone who claims to have seen or heard from  a ghost. So far, no takers. All fakers.


    Psychic Sylvia Browne. Randi claims
    she’s as phony as a three-dollar bill.

    19  What a party pooper!

    20 Heidi thinks he’s a fake.

    21  Yes, the Theatre’s Heidi.

    22  I must admit, Randi drives a hard bargain. The only thing is, he hasn’t seen nor experienced some of the strange things that have happened in the good ol’ YB Theatre.

    23  I’m not sure how things are now. I seldom go in there anymore. I went there on Saturday to help get some lights up for some event or other, but it just felt normal, like nothing had
    changed at all. I felt nothing.

    24  But Halloween time is always a bit of a test. Last year a LOT of weird things happened in the Theatre, but when I went to write about it on Halloween night, an annual ritual I put on the www.ybdrama.com website, I couldn’t write it; the website just didn’t let me do it.

    25  I don’t really recall what it was that happened last year, but a LOT of stuff was happening, much of it surrounding Van Gogh, and Starry Night, and a writer by the name of Dr. Wayne Dyer, who writes about synchronicity and coincidences.

    26  I had tried to update the Heidi Chronicles every Halloween, but unfortunately I couldn’t last year.

    27  Last year saw almost a record year for strange occurrences and coincidences.

    28  I didn’t need to fake bending any spoons, or calling up Sylvia Browne. There are DN readers who know exactly what I’m talking about. Perhaps this Halloween I can get back up there and update some of the amazing things that happened last year.

    29  Something even just happened now. There’s this mystery student who makes a unique exotic bird noise every now and again over at the school. Each time the guy does it, it sounds dead on like something you’d hear in the jungle, or in a zoo. I laugh each time, because I just think it’s sort of funny, like if I were writing a book, that would happen at certain moments in the story.

    30 The exact same sound just came off the Tee Vee. You know how I write the DN with around sixty televisions blasting in the background, just a sort of aural whirlwind that I interestingly find a lot of comfort in. In which I find a lot of aural whirlwinds. Wait. With which I take much comfort. There. Better.

    31  Omg.

    32  I just now looked down at the ice cream carton.

    33  The ice cream has disappeared, and the spoon is bent.

    34   Anybody care to explain? Is the Amazing Randi in the house?

    35  Who you gonna call?

    36  Peace, I’m WAY outta here!

    36  Have a great day!

       ~H~


     

             


     
     
     



     

          





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    1  Time to step it up.

    2  It’s getting to look a bit like Halloween.


    3  I don’t know about anyone else but I just about become the Minister of Mirth every Halloween.

    4  I love the entire ritual.

    5  Halloween is on Tuesday of next week, unless someone outlaws Tuesday.

    6  I’m going as an Activities Director.

    7  I was going to go as a skeleton, but I really didn’t think I even remotely resemble a skeleton.

    8  But I knew we were getting to it a week or so ago when Starbuck’s brought out the Pumpkin Spice latte’s. The first time I had one of those I wanted to drive home in a pumpkin!


    9  I just watched a commercial for Dianne Feinstein just now. SHE shopped around and is going as Roy from the Mickey Mouse Club. Perfect. All she needs is the haircut, the shirt, and the ears.


     10  Yep, ya gotta love it. HIdden Mickeys.

    11   Moving on: Very fun stuff coming up on Tuesday evening. Tuesday. Again, that’s Halloween. Conan O’ BRY-YAN has turned his entire show into one re-run that has everyone in it turned into a skeleton, like a Grateful Dead video.

    12  Every silver lining has a touch of grey.

    13  That sounds like it would actually be sorta cool.

    14  I guess I just love Halloween. Something about autumn, football, and Halloween that just makes October fly.

    15  Blustery days. I almost got killed by a cascading walnut this morning. You got to pick up every stitch. Oh, LAWD, must be the Season of the Witch. Yeah. Must be the Season of the Witch.

    16  Was it last year or the year before that I almost got run off the road by a drunken gorilla?

    17  Two years ago.

    18  Time flies, must be the Season.

    19  Or maybe I’ll be a pirate…

    20  Well! Gotta get started!

    21  You have a great day.

    22   Peace.

    ~H~

     

     


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    1  Every time some guy makes it big as a childhood star, his career tends to head South.

    2  Looks like being Harry Potter wasn’t enough for actor Daniel Radcliffe. The 17-year old star of the Harry Potter films says he’s going to reveal all next summer when he stars in the Tony Award winning drama Equus, at some London theatre or other.

    Equus is a disturbingly weird play about some psycho kid who gets naked and plucks out the eyes of a bunch of horses or something. It’s very symbolic. Of horses. Or something. But it’s way too intellectual for you or me or any audience to understand.

    4  He blinds them. Yeah, that’s it. And people wear horses heads. And he rides them naked on stage. It’s very extremely symbolic. Too deep for the average Joe.

    5  Anyway, in order for the movie to work he has to strip himself of the Potter character and become this other character.

    6  Talk about small parts…

    7  Come on! You KNEW that one was coming.

    8  Ya gotta love it. Anyway, look to see Harry Potter riding on the back of some guy with a horse’s head. It’s very symbolic.

    9  Moving on: Getting to the actual news each day has become harder. Since I get up at 5 a.m. each day, the newspaper hasn’t even hit the driveway yet, so I’m forced to use yesterday’s news.

    10  Added to this is the guy who does our front yard has aimed his sprinkler head to the driveway proper, which means a) our lawn in that area is a dry yellow, and b) the newspaper, which lands where it waters is the only thing that gets watered.

    11  Ah, vell… I imagine one could argue it’s a watered down version of the Merc. ; )  <——- sideways cutesy winky guy 
     
    12  Slow news day.

    13  Here’s something. Jay Leno just mentioned an interesting piece: it’s Praying Mantis Mating Season (PMMS), and evidently during lovemaking, the praying mantis female rips the male’s head off and eats it.
     
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    15  Do I dare touch that one?

    16  Moving Further On: The YB Drama Workshop has now cast the show, and they invited me to their first read-around, which took place in Tracy Wolcott’s room yesterday. Those guys have been doing some amazing work! The cast was great, the shows funny, vibrant, and alive, and it was a fun day all the way around.

    17  I was honored that they welcomed me and any input I could give. My main input was that I was proud that they were doing everything in their power to make a fall show happen, despite roadblocks everywhere they turn.

    18  Somehow, it all worked. There was a great moment when Jenny Arrelano and Cam met in the room and hugged. They are the only two who have been in shows all the way back to Midsummer in 2004. It sort of linked a proper continuance, and seemed that the Workshop evolved to the quality I saw at their very first rehearsal yesterday.

    19  To say I’m proud of those guys is an understatement. They have done it all on their own, and I wish them all the best. 

    20  That’s about it for Tuesday morning. Hope you all have as great a day as I had yesterday. Let’s give it up for symbolic Harry Potter blind-horse plays, wet Mercs, and the Drama Workshop. Props all around.

    21  Enjoy your Tuesday, even though we should abolish them.
     
    22  Peace.


    ~H~





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    1  So…Jane Wyatt walks into a bar…

    2  So it goes; so it goes.

    3  I’m quite happy to report that our entire Homecoming went off without a hitch! I’d love to take credit for it, but the students ran everything. Oh, I delegated pretty efficiently, but when push came to shove, they did it.

    4  We pulled off a one-hour rally that saw over 2,500 students down to the football field, and all sports teams introduced, four class skits and dances, and cheering everywhere. The whole place rocked, and the day just flew.

    5  One thing that confused me though was the lack of balloons. I asked a student, and she reported that the stores said there was a helium shortage!

    6   Huh? I guarantee YB had balloons!

    7   I was stunned, and decided to look into it.

    8   I found this WAY serious website called the International Business Times, which has an article that was dated Monday, Oct. 23, 2006. Uh…isn’t that today? Well anyway I read it yesterday. I’ll spare you the details, but the headline literally read thus:

    HELIUM SHORTAGE COULD BE A PARTY POOPER


    9  Evidently, it’s true. It’s all political, and it looks as though we get our best helium from Algeria or something, I kid you not. And I guess for whatever reason, there seems to be a shortage.


    10  Am I out there?

    11  It has to do with energy and all sorts of other things.

    12  I feel very strongly that the time has come for us to end this dependence on foreign helium.

    13  I say we march. I say we take a stand. This is an outrage. It’s downright un-American. Who are these infidels anyway? Are they trying to take over the world?
    What’s next? Color me a tad worried.





    14  Without helium, how are we going to decorate for spirit activities?

    15  Without helium, how are we going to float in the sky and drink white wine?

    14  Without helium, how are students going to suck back balloons and talk like Donald Duck?



    14  No helium.  There would never have been a Teddy Ruxpin.

    14  No helium. It’s downright un-American.

    15  I stand agog. I’ll have to find something else to inflate my ego.

    16  I think Clinton had a commercial with people cheering about us becoming free from our dependency on foreigh helium.

    17  I wish we had Superman at times like these. Where is the Man of Steel when we need him?



    18  Wait! Look! Up in the sky…

    19  It’s a bird…

    20  It’s a plane…it’s

    21  Superman!



    22  The world seems safe again. The helium is flowing, and children are again talking like Donald Duck.

    23  Life returns to normal. Elmo is liberated to float over the Rose Bowl. All is well and peaceful. America can breathe again!




    24  Well, that was a close one, America!

    25  Have a great Monday!



           
      

  • The Daily News

    1  Homecoming.

    2  Oy.

    3  My first Homecoming. Well, I did have one back in ’23, but I was a wee lad then.

    4  If you don’t mind, I’m going to take Friday off, because I’m a GOOF! So here are a series of pictures all of which have something, in some remote way, to do with Homecoming. Well, that has to do with EVHS’s Homecoming, which is a bit run by the students. The lunatics would appear to be running the asylum, but they are darned good at it!

    5  No floats because you can’t drive on the track, no Homecoming Court because the students wanted to announce the Court at the dance. Somehow I agreed to that one, but so it goes. I look back at some of the decisions I’ve made and I can see that if I had it to do all over again, I’d do a WHOLE bunch different and more normal.

    6  Meanwhile, I’ll ride this one out.

    7  Anyway, it’s Homecoming and I’m gonna bow outta here early tonight, but not without a picture gallery of my wonderful mind, and all that is going through it.

    8  Bongiorno.

       

    My very first.


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  • The Daily News



    1  Haha! You can’t stop ‘em!

    2  I just re-read yesterday’s DN. I couldn’t believe how many errors there were. Things were misspelled, and other things that normally were centered weren’t. Just perfect, really, because it best expresses my mental state, which has actually been joyous and alive. And then there are the ducks…

    3  The exhaustion from this new gig is easier than when I was at YB. YB had a way of wearing one down emotionally, and all that stuff. Here is a morning after a day at YB:

     
    Here’s an afternoon after a day at EV:
     

    finish

    4   This new gig is, simply stated, “whack”. The wonderful thing about working in a brand new school is that it is still going through a major learning process, and communication is so ridiculous that the proverbial left hand, you know, doesn’t know it is a left hand.

    5  I’ve already joked several times that I have ‘em right where I want ‘em.

    6  Except that it DOES surround you, which is pretty much the nature of the beast. The job proper is already “whack”, but the fact that it’s in an almost brand-new school multiplies what I call Whackiness: The Factor.  Or more endearingly, WTF for short.

    7  Last night, with the gorgeous sunset, the stillness surrounded by the electricity of all the classes being their, the madness: it all came back, the reason I stepped into this insanity to begin with. The school spirit thing, the excitement, the costumes, posters, props, war paint, and the students cheering each other on.  The rest of this job is challenging, and involves getting supervision for sports and dances, and working with community groups and all, but last night saw us having a dress rehearsal for their Homecoming skits, and I thought San Jose was going to light up below us from all the electricity in the air. 

    8  It just rocked, reeled, and thundered, from top to bottom! All four classes showed up in costumes for the various games: Freshmen were Monopoly, and I think green but I’m not sure (of COURSE freshmen are green!),  the Sophs were yellow, and Candyland,  so I apologize for having that all mixed up the other day.  Juniors were “forest-green, red and white” and Clue, and Seniors were black, and dressed like Jumanji. Ah, a jungle theme, and Monopoly…hmmm…didn’t YB do those two themes in recent years?  ; )  <—— sideways cutesy wink thingy that people always do when they want to do a sideways cutesy wink. It was awesome, and I wanted to jump for joy.
         
         







    9  Ah, who cares? On a large scale, it was just Spirit Week, with classic goofy skits and fun costumes and dances, and I just loved it! Everyone cheered for everyone else, and they got a chance to run the whole thing like a dress rehearsal for a show. Each class got to go out three different times and perform for the others, and they got to correct things and to get their skits more polished.

    10  It made everything I’ve been stressing about worthwhile, because when all is said and done, it’s always about the students anyway. I actually thought it worked great, and would be a good idea to use at FANTASTICS. All four classes come together for a huge dress rehearsal, and are given notes on how to improve, and they go on three times. It worked great, and leaves a lot less to chance.

    11  Anyway, that has nothing to do with the DN, and it almost feels disruptive, but it is interesting to see and report how the other half lives. Bottom line: a bunch of high energy kids just had a blast last night, the Freshmen were so worried and cute, the Sophs just beginning to get it, the Juniors hungry and ready to take the Seniors down, and the Seniors poised and meaning to go for the kill. Can the Freshmen beat the Sophs? Can the Juniors turn it up and beat the Seniors?

    12  Who cares? It’s all GREAT fun, and liberating running the whole show! I saw the Freshmen advisor dressed in the class’s Monopoly shirt, watching over this awesome class and coaching them as though they were in the NBA playoffs. We both see ’010 as THE class of the future already. In many ways, I’m probably part of their class because we came into the place together.

    13  So yeah.

    14  Sorry about all that talk about Spirit Week and stuff; it can get away from the real news happening in the world. I think I started this DN sort of laughing about how much harder it is to edit the DN these days because I have to be up by 5 each day for Leadership class, but we are in the eye of the hurricane right now, and the school is rooting for all of us to succeed.
     
    15  But it’s stressful, in a poster-paint sorta way. And it does impact the editing on the DN, because I already fell asleep in the midst of reporting all this. I drooled on the keys and it zapped my nose.
     
     16 Anyway, I hope  all this takes you back to the good days though, of posters, streamers, friendships, hope, and dreams of absolute glory, and of course, the Homecoming that happens to all of us at some point.
     
    17 Those were good, innocent days, and if you look back fondly to your school days this fine morning, then this has been a worthwhile read, and hopefullyeven brought a smile or two.
    18  Wish me luck, the same to you.
     
    19  Peace, have a beautiful morning.
     
     
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  • The Daily News
     
     
    1  Sometimes you’re just minding your own business when life climbs all over you, ever notice?

    2  I was rolling along at a pretty swift clip when I got slammed by some poundingwaves. Well, not literally, but you know those sorts of things that just suddenly have you deep in the waves, up to your chin.

    3  No point in boring people with details. Grades are due and it’s right smack in the middle of Homecoming Week, so you can imagine.

    4  Anyway, it’s cool man. I’ll just pull an all-nighter.

    5  Shyeahright.

    6  I’ve talked of “all-nighters” before.

    7  Here’s how I usually feel after an all-nighter.

                                              

    8  Truly. Nothing like a dog to illustrate a point.

    9   It’s funny; it’s about 1:45 in the morning and I’m still tacking away at the keyboard, searching for just the right DN pictures that might work.

    10  It’s actually a fun hobby, the good ol’ DN.

    11  I swear up and down that I have never once written one single piece.

    12  It’s Hemingway. Joyce. Neuman,
     
    13  Or maybe it’s just the wee people.

    14  They are the imps and sprites of the night, Queen Mab being perhaps the most famous of them.

    15  What’s pretty consistent about putting together the DN is that whenever I’m really ready to get some serious sleep, I can’t find a picture that goes with the words, to save my life I can’t.

    16  Like, the dog who looked like I felt after an all-nighter saved the night for me, truly.  Here is the runner-up choice:



    17  Not bad, mind you, but he reminds me of one of Ponticelli’s old guitar students who just couldn’t cut the mustard.

    18  It happens every DN. In fact, I googled “Queen Mab” for this edition, and the best picture they gave me was this one:

    19  I gotta ask.

    20  All a friend can say is “Huh?” Great spaniel thought, I must say.

    21  Anyway, you get the idea. I’m sure you’ve all googled for one thing and wound up with a St.Bernard or something else completely unrelated to your search. You’re looking up Dore paintings, for example,  and a duck walks across your screen.

    22 Which is FINE at like 9 at night, but when time is ticking, you really don’t need St. Bernards or even ducks, which are cool.

    23  But there again, if I wanted the full-size duck, I would have to have signed in to some website or other, because this guy has the market cornered on his unique duck. So it takes an act of Congress to get it into the DN.

    24  By the time I’m done doing all that, I’ve gone off my diet and eaten an entire box of Cheez-It’s, and my neighbor is honking his stupid horn three times to awaken his wife at 2 a.m. to get up and open the garage door for him.

    25  Life is hilarious sometimes. Every time that guy comes home, he beeps his car three times and she comes running out like a Ninja Turtle

    geisha.

    26  And I just keep munching on Cheez-Its because, well, one does.   It says Get Your Own Box on the back.

    27  I gotta get up in three hours and finish grades and spend all day and all night at the school again.

    28  So I’m outta here.

    29  Hope you enjoy your day. Smile on a duck today, willya?

    30  Peace.

    ~H~

                                                            

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