May 30, 2006
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The Daily News
WHO IS THIS CHICK?
1 Okay, so I’m forced to mention Bonds.
2 There.
3 Moving on: Did you know that Sarah Jessica Parker was the third actress to play Annie on Broadway? AND that she’s married to Matthew Broderick?
4 I don’t really care either. Sort of how I feel about Bonds.
5 I love that the guy who caught the ball was buying peanuts at a concession stand at the time. Funny, because it landed right near a souvie stand I have worked many times. And I’ll tellya, NOBODY in their right mind would have been getting peanuts on a Sunday getaway day in which a ball worth half a million dollars might be shot into the seats.
6 Except THAT guy. Andrew Morbitzer, congratulations. A beer. Peanuts. And a small fortune. Pennies from heaven. And your fifteen minutes of fame.
7 Gotta love it.
8 I just think of how little foot traffic there is in that area at that point in a game.
9 Ah, well.
10 Would I have sold the ball? Almost immediately, provided there was no capital gains involved!
11 I didn’t KNOW that about Sarah Jessica Parker, by the way.
12 That’s her at the top of the page. I have NO idea what that picture is about, but I couldn’t think of a good way to draw people into reading the DN except with a shameless sexist picture of SJP upside down doing whatever it is she’s doing.
13 Worked. Got YOU lookin’.
14 Ha!
15 Sex sells.
16 She actually looks sort of like a horse in real life, but then, I do too. At least every time someone takes a picture of me, I’m in transition from human to horse.
[no picture here.]
17 I think that’s the law of pictures. People snap them right when you are yawning or changing an expression, or tired of cheesing.
18 My generation in particular doesn’t know how to pose for video cameras or pictures. We never got filmed that much, so we’re sort of used to looking like horses when people snap our pictures.
19 Younger people smile, pose, and flash their cresty teeth, which, when overdone, look sort of horsey anyway.
20 Well, enough of this. Let’s get down to business.
21 We have a Spring Concert that needs a little promotion, so tomorrow night at 7 the piano students, the Choir, the Orchestra, and the Concert Band are all performing for all of you!!! Come on out and support these guys; they’ve been working for a long time, and it’s finally time for a performance!
22 Good luck to all of you!
23 ALSO, on Thursday night at 6 p.m. there will be a Music Marathon with all rock music in the Theatre! Admission will be only $3.00 and will be at the door. Proceeds go to the ATFNL.
24 So that’s the news for today! Ah, the only GOOD Tuesday of the year.
25 Smile, but only if no cameras are around.
26 Here’s a funny picture I just had to show you, for no reason whatsover except when I was gathering pictures together for today’s DN, I just ran across it:
27 Just caught in a bad pose. See?
28 Haha!
29 Peace.
~H~
